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Nappers, CN? No mice run wheels in my mansion. Christmas?

outtaseason TLW

Outtaseason? You may not believe this but a couple of weeks back I walked past a mall here in KL and heard the strains of "Good King Wencaslas" wafting out. Thought for a minute I'd stepped into one of them there space-time wormholes.

Woodworm (termites for the non Brits) tlw

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I'm still alive and kicking despite the best efforts of various breweries and distilleries. Now on the final countdown, 14 days time I'll be 30 odd thousand feet over one of the 'stans eastbound.

preserved tlw

If you're that high, Stan will never notice.

telescope tlw.

Nappers, CN? No mice run wheels in my mansion. Christmas?

outtaseason TLW

Christmas is never out of season and since you have a mansion....better to give than recieve! :o

Napper is NAPPER.

tlw. Ya off ya heed lassie!

Rin Tin Tin was better than Lassie IMHO.

Well HARD tlw.

I always that there should be an aphostrophed 's after the Dog

Better summation of the PAP they called music.

Pap tlw

( Rin tin tin would have had them anyway. I told you, well hard )

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah band was better than any of them.

Urban spaceman tlw

And that was a group of just one man (ex-python, later formed The Ruttles) in the same way the Roy Wood and Wizard was just Roy Wood (brilliant musician and total luny) ........ singing ........Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day.

Wizard tlw

I knew if I lurked long enough there would be a Wizard thread !!!!

Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

See my Baby Jive.........................brill tlw.

The lone lurker lurks in and makes off down the pub with tlw.

Now that's magic tlw.

No

Wizard.

Magic tlw.

Ho ho ho, it's magic, you know, never believe it's not so.

Pilot tlw

the first show of my second-favourite 60s sitcom

Bewitched

don't you be nickin TLW from me FS

Is that the real you ? Bewitched fan ? Admire your courage in admitting it.

TLW Twee (out of the closet)

:o

Willy wonklette, FS. I am wrinkling my nose at you and turning you into a farangnosay

nosegay

My willy ain't no wonklette.

Try the ladies forum for solutions to the wrinkles on nose problem.

Farangnosaynuttin' - Farang ain't a rat! (Saw a good Vin Diesel movie last night).

TLW Fragrance

Illuminating!

Indeed, I'd forgotten that Samantha's husband was in the Air Force, I was making a reference to a hit from the 70's by a band called Pilot.

Coincidence tlw

I have a pen called Pilot.

My cooker also has a pilot light.

Neither of them can fly unless I really, really upset the wife.

Just like last night.

Doghouse tlw.

Pretty she aint. But I wouldn't go as far as hound like.

scared tlw.

you folk really know how to talk up a sh1tstorm don't ya?

Freshly mown grass trimmings gather by my right nostril/

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