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There can only be one..........tlw.

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Would someone tell me what the buggery <deleted> this thread is about?

It's either very intelligent or very stupid. I know where my vote is going . . .

Would someone tell me what the buggery <deleted> this thread is about?

It's either very intelligent or very stupid. I know where my vote is going . . .

It's all about getting the last word in. A bit like those "I did", "You didn't", "I did", "You didn't" ping pong matches that crop up from time to time but this has no topic, no direction and no sense. A bit like those ping pong threads. I'd say you vote is going the right way.

Nine lives is not a myth.

tlw reincarnation.

Nine lives is not a myth.

tlw reincarnation.

I think I am down to my last 1 or 2

tlw - short time (left)

CB

Nine lives is not a myth.

tlw reincarnation.

I think I am down to my last 1 or 2

tlw - short time (left)

CB

Well it is said that crows do get through lives at high rate due to the diet. Something to do with not being able to recognise the connection between the words "road" and "kill" in their favourite meal.

Is that "short time" (coll. shottime) or brief interlude?

tlw millenium

Well it is said that crows do get through lives at high rate due to the diet. Something to do with not being able to recognise the connection between the words "road" and "kill" in their favourite meal.

Is that "short time" (coll. shottime) or brief interlude?

tlw millenium

I don't understand your inference :o I meant (of course) that I think I only have aa short time left on this mortal coil before my remaining lives are forfeit.

tlw not longtime

CB

I side with the buggery bollacks theory.

spandex tlw.

:o Bendix, you have to start with volume one.

Spandex my tush.

Girdle.

Hmmmm bodice - much more interesting

tlw erotica

:o Bendix, you have to start with volume one.

Spandex my tush.

Girdle.

Hmmmm bodice - much more interesting

tlw erotica

That's what I thought my gf said about my lovemaking, very erotic, but it turned out she said erratic.

tlw spasmodic

:o Bendix, you have to start with volume one.

Spandex my tush.

Girdle.

Hmmmm bodice - much more interesting

tlw erotica

That's what I thought my gf said about my lovemaking, very erotic, but it turned out she said erratic.

tlw spasmodic

you have rats having spasms? Better call for a vet or a pest controler

tlw infestation

555 I just installed a new anti-infestation programme, and the only thing it bans in the fraud monitoring of TV is the posters in TLW.

So, I guess it's mine. All mine. Give it up, boys.

Legacy.

555 I just installed a new anti-infestation programme, and the only thing it bans in the fraud monitoring of TV is the posters in TLW.

So, I guess it's mine. All mine. Give it up, boys.

Legacy.

Yeah sure, not a problem, where do you want it delivered?

tlw defrauded

#42, he meaning of life, the universe and everything.

tlw Galaxy.

You guys are so predictable - we go from Goon Show, to Life of Brian, and now to Douglas Adams - what next Terry Pratchet?

tlw light fantastic

It will make the pages stick together.

Cheese tlw.

Goat's Cheese. Fruit of the horned udder.

Yummy tlw.

Goat's Cheese. Fruit of the horned udder.

Yummy tlw.

Yummy indeed! I love my goat's milk products! Goat's milk, goat's cheese, goat's yoghurt!

Goats!

Goat's Cheese. Fruit of the horned udder.

Yummy tlw.

Yummy indeed! I love my goat's milk products! Goat's milk, goat's cheese, goat's yoghurt!

Goats!

Just a totally unbiased opinion but milk and yoghurt are BARF!

Coming from horny udders only exacerbates the situation.

Goat's cheese is either (in the majority) bland and BARF or in exceptional cases extremely pungent and edible (there was one I had a tgf sample on a visit and she pronounced it "goat not ap nam long time").

TLW (you guessed it) BARF.

PS Bet you guys miss the days of yore when you could eat solids !

:o I got nothing to say. I allow FS to keep TLW until one of the spoon-fed, old goat geriatrics comes up with something better.
Goat's Cheese. Fruit of the horned udder.

Yummy tlw.

Yummy indeed! I love my goat's milk products! Goat's milk, goat's cheese, goat's yoghurt!

Goats!

Just a totally unbiased opinion but milk and yoghurt are BARF!

Coming from horny udders only exacerbates the situation.

Goat's cheese is either (in the majority) bland and BARF or in exceptional cases extremely pungent and edible (there was one I had a tgf sample on a visit and she pronounced it "goat not ap nam long time").

TLW (you guessed it) BARF.

PS Bet you guys miss the days of yore when you could eat solids !

Barf? Are you a yank FS?

barf

• verb informal, chiefly N. Amer. vomit.

PS Bet you guys miss the days of yore when you could eat solids !

Solid Chang .... Iced Chang.... nay, a popsicle Chang..... better yet a Changcicle.

What's wrong with non-solid food anyway?

Delirium tlw

Yes Thaddy, as always you are right.

Beer is always the answer. That's why Catch 22 and Hitchhikers were so disappointing when the real meaning of life was missed.

As for solids to go with it. "Little Britain" has the answer for a cheap healthy lifestyle......................................................Dust tlw.

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