Campaign for 2020 Poster of the Year (POTY)

[sirineou]

First i like to congratulate Yinn for her amazing win, and offer my services in her administration, NCC for his hard fought campaign , and all the others who went ahead of me to clear the way for my 2020 run.  

Being American and appreciating the Merits of long political campaigns and adhering to the principal of "the sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up"  I like to announce that I am throwing by big  American ten gallon  hat  into the ring , invite Chuckamuck to bring his tiny Canadian hat and Mukluks , SIpi to do the Sipi thing,  Geronimo not to ruffle his feather headgear and Isaac Biker to get on his bike and run.

  Though the year is young, I like to point out that I have not being resting on my laurels and that i have already settled the god question, disproven the participation of aliens in the building of the pyramids, and have already corrected several members of this forum for the error of their ways. I am sure they can't wait to vote for me. 

Though my platform is fairly complete I am open to all suggestions and will give them proper consideration ????

Below is my picture standing in front of my humble issan adobe where all those who vote for me will be invited to "socialize" wink wink , with my many ,very attractive Girlfriends.

 

Edited January 1, 2020 by sirineou

[CharlieH]

Betcha got the pyjamas to wear around the house all day too Hugh  ? 

[sirineou]

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

Betcha got the pyjamas to wear around the house all day too Hugh  ? 

Only the tops

(that's a disturbing thought ) LOL

[amykat]

I’m sorry, you forgot to mention my favorite, GoogleSpeakBoy.  He made me laugh the most and that is important.  He also shows fine attention to detail which I respect and great creativity along with the correct attitude ...

[mauGR1]

@sirineou, out of curiosity, what are you drinking ?

[sirineou]

8 minutes ago, amykat said:

I’m sorry, you forgot to mention my favorite, GoogleSpeakBoy.  He made me laugh the most and that is important.  He also shows fine attention to detail which I respect and great creativity along with the correct attitude ...

My apologies to all those I neglected  to mention,

 I  have great concern for those afflicted by the horrible "Google Speak" condition, and its poster boy . When elected I will make finding a cure. it my top priority . Perhaps we can convince Dear Leader Yinn to create a cabinet position tasked with finding a cure. 

[sirineou]

Just now, mauGR1 said:

@sirineou, out of curiosity, what are you drinking ?

I only drink to forget. Today i forgot to drink.

[OneMoreFarang]

3 hours ago, sirineou said:

Below is my picture standing in front of my humble issan adobe where all those who vote for me will be invited to "socialize" wink wink , with my many ,very attractive Girlfriends.

If you are bored of your humble house come to one of my parties or an afternoon on my little boat.

 

[sirineou]

4 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

If you are bored of your humble house come to one of my parties or an afternoon on my little boat

That's all you need. OneMoreFarang.

But Thanks for the invite But i think we will need some more girls for you.

and a case of viagra for me.

[Odysseus123]

Aaaargh....bunch of masochists if you ask me!????

[neeray]

5 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Betcha got the pyjamas to wear around the house all day too Hugh  ? 

Silk pyjamas! Hugh wore silk.

Edited January 1, 2020 by neeray
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[sipi]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a TOTY.

Thread Of The Year.

Last year we had Vf's "living" thread, Ivor's "God" thread, Yinns "worm" thread...

I'm sure there are many more hidden away in the back rooms that we missed.

Threads make a forum.

[neeray]

So like, if no luck at POTY, suggest a TOTY.

 

Great idea. Good luck. ????

[sirineou]

29 minutes ago, sipi said:

I'm thinking more along the lines of a TOTY.

Thread Of The Year.

Last year we had Vf's "living" thread, Ivor's "God" thread, Yinns "worm" thread...

I'm sure there are many more hidden away in the back rooms that we missed.

Threads make a forum.

And don't forget my "the benefits of a prehensile penis"

[canuckamuck]

@sirineou The canuckamuck headquarters have closed for the winter. As you know Canucks are required to hibernate for several months every year. All Canadians resist hibernation until New Years's so they can follow the POTY. But I can not ask them them to miss it entirely. The only reason I am still awake is that Thailand has interrupted my Canadian rhythm. which is similar to the Circadian rhythm that other nationalities have. So I will do my best to follow along with your new plan. Perhaps I can move into your mansion for awhile reevaluate my priorities. But I will not have my support group or funding until the maple syrup begins to flow again.

[sirineou]

2 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

@sirineou The canuckamuck headquarters have closed for the winter. As you know Canucks are required to hibernate for several months every year. All Canadians resist hibernation until New Years's so they can follow the POTY. But I can not ask them them to miss it entirely. The only reason I am still awake is that Thailand has interrupted my Canadian rhythm. which is similar to the Circadian rhythm that other nationalities have. So I will do my best to follow along with your new plan. Perhaps I can move into your mansion for awhile reevaluate my priorities. But I will not have my support group or funding until the maple syrup begins to flow again.

 Sweet dreams Canuckadude  , and do not worry, I will take care of things while you sleep. mmmmmwwwwahahahahahaha.

If that does not keep you wake at night , i don't know what will.

[Odysseus123]

21 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

@sirineou The canuckamuck headquarters have closed for the winter. As you know Canucks are required to hibernate for several months every year. All Canadians resist hibernation until New Years's so they can follow the POTY. But I can not ask them them to miss it entirely. The only reason I am still awake is that Thailand has interrupted my Canadian rhythm. which is similar to the Circadian rhythm that other nationalities have. So I will do my best to follow along with your new plan. Perhaps I can move into your mansion for awhile reevaluate my priorities. But I will not have my support group or funding until the maple syrup begins to flow again.

I must admit that it was great to see you emerging from your literary shell-the adventures of Lukchin being the high point of the POTY games as far as I was concerned.

[canuckamuck]

18 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

I must admit that it was great to see you emerging from your literary shell-the adventures of Lukchin being the high point of the POTY games as far as I was concerned.

I have discovered writing is very effective way to waste time. I expect to get nothing done this year at all.

[geronimo]

I've heard of early campaigning, but this is ridiculous!!!

 

I've yet to recover from last year's epic ordeal and did not expect to encounter 2020 POTY content until next November.

[Gecko123]

good morning everybody GoogleSpeakBoy want to play in 2020 TV toilet game very bad  GoogleSpeakBoy know already competition will be big and stiff, erection same way  GoogleSpeakBoy really excited to go to playboy house and see beautiful playboy rabbits  Is true you invite GoogleSpeakBoy? Please dot dot dot please dot dot dot please dot dot dot???  GoogleSpeakBoy on best behavior one hundred percent not cause any problem  GoogleSpeakBoy swear comma make pinky promise GoogleSpeakBoy not get drunk try to take selfie with playmate not have to worry about any inappropriate touching either. GoogleSpeakBoy not have any fingers! five five five

[Odysseus123]

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I've heard of early campaigning, but this is ridiculous!!!

 

I've yet to recover from last year's epic ordeal and did not expect to encounter 2020 POTY content until next November.

Yeah..they have developed a taste for it!

 

The roar of the crowd,the smell of sweat and the blood on the sand..

 

Victor Mature would be proud.

 

Edited January 2, 2020 by Odysseus123

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Odysseus123 said:

Yeah..they have developed a taste for it!

 

The roar of the crowd,the smell of sweat and the blood on the sand..

 

Victor Mature would be proud.

Well, in drinking holes all over the world, they are talking about how some young girl from Ranong lifted the trophy from under the nose of the hardline POTY veterans ..... a coup indeed!

[Odysseus123]

6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Well, in drinking holes all over the world, they are talking about how some young girl from Ranong lifted the trophy from under the nose of the hardline POTY veterans ..... a coup indeed!

Yes..a coup just about sums it up...but we are all kinda used to them by now,ain't we?

Edited January 2, 2020 by Odysseus123

[Assurancetourix]

16 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I've heard of early campaigning, but this is ridiculous!!!

 

I've yet to recover from last year's epic ordeal and did not expect to encounter 2020 POTY content until next November.

I don't believe a word of it  

[geronimo]

I'll be starting a thread for 2020 POTY ideas soon ....

[sirineou]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

I've heard of early campaigning, but this is ridiculous!!!

 

I've yet to recover from last year's epic ordeal and did not expect to encounter 2020 POTY content until next November.

 I could not take a chance of losing my base , and with hard work I will expand it by 100% ,

Next year's POTY i will be getting at least two votes????.

Edited January 2, 2020 by sirineou

[geronimo]

I started a poetry thread ... tee hee ....

[sirineou]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I started a poetry thread ... tee hee ....

That didn't take long. 

What is this forum coming too? when decent hardworking posters cannot be safe from poetry?

[geronimo]

Just now, sirineou said:

That didn't take long. 

What is this forum coming too? when decent hardworking posters cannot be safe from poetry?

I shall flood the Internet with them .....

[sipi]

2 hours ago, canuckamuck said:

@sirineou The canuckamuck headquarters have closed for the winter. As you know Canucks are required to hibernate for several months every year. All Canadians resist hibernation until New Years's so they can follow the POTY. But I can not ask them them to miss it entirely. The only reason I am still awake is that Thailand has interrupted my Canadian rhythm. which is similar to the Circadian rhythm that other nationalities have. So I will do my best to follow along with your new plan. Perhaps I can move into your mansion for awhile reevaluate my priorities. But I will not have my support group or funding until the maple syrup begins to flow again.

I started collecting a stockpile of nuts for hibernation also until you started this thread and I had to sign in to reply.