Man Claims He Is The Secret Love-Child Of Charles And Camilla

[snoop1130]

Man Claims He Is The Secret Love-Child Of Charles And Camilla

By CLAIRE REID

 

Credit: Facebook/Simon Dorante-Day

 

A man who claims he is the secret love child of Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall is heading to the Australian High Court to try and prove his theory.

 

Simon Charles Dorante-Day, who lives in Queensland, Australia, says he was born when Charles was 18 and Camilla Shand, as she was then called, was 19.

 

He reckons he was then placed up for adoption to avoid a royal scandal and is dead set on proving that he does have blue blood coursing through his veins and that, as he was born first, he is second-in-line to the throne, not Prince William.

 

Simon, 53, says his grandmother worked for the Queen and had told him 'outright' he was the secret child of Charles and Camilla 'so many times'.

 

Full Story: https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-man-claims-he-is-the-secret-love-child-of-charles-and-camilla-20200129

[Jane Dough]

Blimey.....if I was their child I'd want to keep it quiet.

 

Rooster

[ThreeEyedRaven]

Hysterical if true, though probably not. Fair play to him for giving it a shot though. After Edwards alleged antics anything could be believed. Charles though I believe must have had an undiagnosed problem with his sight to follow that filly.

 

[AlexJohanson]

I wonder if his end game is “monies” ? 

[DrTuner]

I'd be happy to see him as king. Maybe finally the island folks would come into their senses and make it a republic.

[Thechook]

King Simon

[White Christmas13]

That's reminds me of this.

 

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'

'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You can see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'

[soalbundy]

poor <deleted>

[Orton Rd]

He is a bit too old for it to be likely

[IAMHERE]

Has something similar happened in the past with British Royalty? Is the DNA been checked?

[Tarteso]

- Come on Darling...Why don’t we do it behind this tree?

 

Edited January 30, 2020 by Tarteso

[spiekerjozef]

Look at his ears.........no.

[Bundooman]

Illigitimate offspring are not recognised as having a claim to the throne of the UK!

[sammieuk1]

Don't believe she was ever 19 check the ears ????

[RJRS1301]

3 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

Don't believe she was ever 19 check the ears ????

Oh some are so unkind ????

 

[Baerboxer]

47 minutes ago, Bundooman said:

Illigitimate offspring are not recognised as having a claim to the throne of the UK!

 

Interestingly there was a TV program that tracked down the Plantagenet line to a family living in Australia. They actually had a better claim to the throne than the Saxe-Coburgs.

[Stocky]

17 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

secret child of Charles and Camilla

Nah, if so he should look like a horse with elephant ears.

 

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Edited January 30, 2020 by Stocky

[natway09]

His ears are FAR too small. DNA testing will fix this nonsense & if he will not agree,

case dismissed

[Janner1]

22 hours ago, White Christmas13 said:

The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'

Which dog???

[White Christmas13]

17 minutes ago, Janner1 said:

Which dog???

the pulped one ????

[Janner1]

1 hour ago, White Christmas13 said:

the pulped one ????

Don’t they both look the same???

[White Christmas13]

5 minutes ago, Janner1 said:

Don’t they both look the same???

Yes they did but the poor Corgy was dead. And she was still alive.???? Camilla I am talking about

[sirineou]

18 hours ago, IAMHERE said:

Has something similar happened in the past with British Royalty? Is the DNA been checked?

No but they took his blood to the home depot paint shops and they checked it;s color. Unfortunately they said that even though it was blue it was not the right shade. He claims it was due to living in Australia and consuming copious amounts of Foster beer that would change anyone's blood color.

[thasoss]

Not something to brag about surely.

[IAMHERE]

The DNA of the Royalty should be a national treasure. Sometime in the future we will be able to grow replacement parts for them and should be using DNA from the earliest age we can get. Save their hair when cut or trimmed or falls out too.

[freebyrd]

Reminds me of the old one:

 

Charles takes one of the corgis for a walk and rounding a corner a car splatters it to the four winds. Then up pops his fairy Godmother:

 

Charles: Oh dear what am I going to tell Mummy?

 

FGM: You're going to be king one day, so you can have one wish, anything you like...

 

Charles: Oh splendid, could you do something about the corgi?

 

FGM: Give me a break, there's nothing of it left.

 

Charles: Oh dear, I've lost my wish.

 

FGM: You're going to be king one day, so you can have another wish....

 

Charles: Oh splendid, could you make Camilla Parker Bowles beautiful?

 

FGM: Long pregnant pause....... OK, let me have a go at fixing the corgi!!

 

P.S. I missed the Whitechristmas13 version.

Edited February 4, 2020 by freebyrd

[Moonlover]

On 1/29/2020 at 8:38 PM, ThreeEyedRaven said:

After Edwards alleged antics anything could be believed

What's Edward been up to then?