Golf

A guy who had just taken up golf was having lessons from his golf pro,

He was in the rough at the time and made his own decision that the best way to get the ball out was to give it a massive swipe.

Whoosh,!! the ball flew out of the rough and out of bounds of the course, it hit a passing car's windscreen that made the car swerve into the path of an oncoming petrol tanker, the tanker trying to avoid the car swerved into a department store instantaniously burtsing into a ball of fire, hundreds of people were running from the buildings ablaze and several were fatalities.

Holy mother of Jesus, look what I've done said the hapless golfer who was by now sobbing and in a critical distress mode, what on earth am I going to do?

The Golf Pro took his club from him and said "next time bend your knees a little more and keep your back straight, like this" !!!!!