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This one is from my sweedish friend Anders bar/hotel in Jomtien.

IF YOUR WIFE DRIVES YOU TO DRINK,

MAKE HER DRIVE YOU HERE.

Regards.

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is pbase down? I can't see the pics, and the (only this) page takes forever to load, since your post Win.

Hi K.O. works here in Sunny Thailand

Hi K.W. :o orry about that, t'is working fine now my friend!

A car breakers yard in Aldershot, England.

Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

It took some time for Yorkie to locate his bike the next morning.

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Medical Department Sign: Wad U Tit

here's a few i've came scross over the years...

Don't know the origin of this one - Cambodia ?

Seen in many bars and pubs.

"ALL THE BEER SERVED ON THESE PREMISES HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT" :o

here's a few i've came scross over the years...

This is funny to anyone who is not foreign, carry a rucksack, wearing a big coat, or running on the platform

Don't know the origin of this one - Cambodia ?

This is from Tuol Sleng prison in Phnom Phen and sorry it is not funny at all. It is a translation of the prison interrogation rules where they beat and killed Cambodians under the Khmer Rouge reign.

This one is very important but very sad. This is not a flame at you because I am sure didn't realise

CB

Many appologies - you're right i never realised - they are "weird" signs for sure. Feel free to request the mods pull my post.

:o

if anything offends, please use the report function :o

Can i redeem myself with this one ?

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Edit: removed previously attached files in case of offence caused.

From a foreign language school in Phnom Phen

"Get head - learn English"

I am assuming they meant to write get ahead

CB

Slightly off topic but one of the best pieces of advice

when having a "on the street business" was....

The more signz you have the less people read them

not Thai related, but:

seen at a motorbike repair shop in North Queensland:

"Jacko's easy repayment plan is available here:

100% deposit

no further repayments"

:o

Theres a place in Soi LK Metro Pattaya that has above the shop -

"Herbal Ball Massage"

Every time I have been past it has been closed so I'm still not sure what is involved. Perhaps they had to close down because the management was too heavy handed.......

From the company's office in New Jersey:-

SOME OF YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT BEING PAID WHAT YOU ARE WORTH - BE GRATEFUL

In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

Dry cleaners, Bangkok: "DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

In a Nairobi restaurant: "CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: "TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDERWATER, ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

On a poster at Kencom: "ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

In a City restaurant: "OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

In a cemetery: "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar: "SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel, Yugoslavia: "THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Hotel, Japan: "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: "IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OURBLA CK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Hotel, Zurich: "BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome: "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE

AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."

hi draggons,

the image is too small to see (when I "click to enlarge")

can you upload a larger image?

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