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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, AllThaiedUp said:

House Master and school nurse?   tell me more...

Good luck giving me a beating .. you funny old man

Ok..see the head prefect instead.

 

Or Mr Chips if you like.

 

You must be polishing shoes for someone...

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Posted
1 hour ago, NCC1701A said:

Masturbation boosts your immune system, helping you fight off infection and illness..."

The only downside to this is you'll end up wearing Roy Orbison glasses and tapping you're way about the place with a white stick ..

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, AllThaiedUp said:

Yes I polish shoes am sorry to say ????

It's all I got...

 

That's why I referred you to the Housemaster..and the school nurse.

 

It saves a lot of bother in later life.

 

Just ask the great majority of English Prime Ministers..

Posted
2 hours ago, Kadilo said:

I’m gonna masturbate in a face mask

Bad idea. I think moisture could affect its protective qualities.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, AllThaiedUp said:

Well I know one thing for sure... English Prime Ministers don't really mean a whole lot

 

Look at the world around you and open your eyes. 

It's a thread about what is essentially schoolboy fantasies is it not?

 

A couple of posters here have garnered thousands of "yes" votes for what is on the level of "Biggles Does Dallas" or "Big Jugs hits Bangkok" or "How my Pension made me a King for a Day in Pattaya"..or even worse..the simple title "I am an American"

 

The ultimate in bad taste.

Posted
1 minute ago, sungod said:

Bad idea. I think moisture could affect its protective qualities.

If you keep it clean then it's ok.

Productive qualities?  In a facemask? huh

Posted (edited)
41 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

If youv'e got it you won't be posting about it-there is no need to.

Are you attempting to troll me? Don't do it for you and me and the others on this forum

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Posted
3 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

Just substitute masturbation for 24/7 boom boom!

 

Sorry, personally will not accept substitutions to boom boom, would rather die from a virus ????????

Peace✌️

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Skallywag said:

Sorry, personally will not accept substitutions to boom boom, would rather die from a virus ????????

Peace✌️

I heard something about Budweiservirus….. maybe just a rumor

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Posted (edited)

Why would I be trolling you?

 

My points are quite explicit.

 

1.Schoolboy fantasies.

2.Which are catered for in Thailand for a price.

 

Otherwise it's Horlicks and a visit from the housemaster.

 

Thailand has been (it's a kind of genius) pandering to this form of nonsense ever since the Vietnam War.

 

I admire the Thai whilst I couldna give a damn for the tacky expatriates who get on threads such as these and enact their smirky,smutty,puerile,adolescent and marginally deranged versions of late Victorianism..to their own detriment.

 

It's why,when they return to their own countries,no-one gives a fig for them.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

This news is too important to keep to myself. I'm sharing it with my girlfriend.

My profile on TF now says boom boom with me will keep you healthy! ????????????

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Why would I be trolling you?

 

My points are quite explicit.

 

1.Schoolboy fantasies.

2.Which are catered for in Thailand for a price.

 

Otherwise it's Horlicks and a visit from the housemaster.

 

Thailand has been (it's a kind of genius) pandering to this form of nonsense ever since the Vietnam War.

 

I admire the Thai whilst I couldna give a damn for the tacky expatriates who get on threads such as these and enact their smirky,smutty and marginally deranged versions of late Victorianism..to their own detriment.

 

It's why,when they return to their own countries,no-one gives a fig for them.

Schoolboy fantasies?  what?   that's when I quit reading.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, AllThaiedUp said:

Schoolboy fantasies?  what?   that's when I quit reading.

Good.

 

All the best for you future career in posting on ThaiVisa.

 

Three huzzas and a tiger!

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

behave or they will close the topic.

 

thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fine by me.

 

Do we really need yet another thread of photos of Thai women with their breasts hanging out?

 

Whislt you boast (endlessly,monotonously) of your exploits?

 

It's the International Day of Women by the way

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Fine by me.

 

Do we really need yet another thread of photos of Thai women with their breasts hanging out?

 

It's the International Day of Women by the way

Come on man, I like this topic, we all need to laugh and enjoy ourselves in these trying times

 

Everyday is international women's day for me - my philanthropy is all about helping women

 

 

Peace

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Good.

 

All the best for you future career in posting on ThaiVisa.

 

Three huzzas and a tiger!

Posting on a forum is a career? Please enlightenment me......

Posted
1 minute ago, Odysseus123 said:

The "Enterprise" is of course a model in a studio..

 

 

Oh man, now you are killing my Sci-Fi dreams of a perfect future too? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Skallywag said:

Come on man, I like this topic, we all need to laugh and enjoy ourselves in these trying times

 

Everyday is international women's day for me - my philanthropy is all about helping women

 

 

Peace

This Khrap is started every second day by the same posters.

 

It's boring.

Posted
1 minute ago, Odysseus123 said:

This Khrap is started every second day by the same posters.

 

It's boring.

With respect, so is half the tripe on here so i choose to ignore it. It’s easily done. 

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Skallywag said:

Oh man, now you are killing my Sci-Fi dreams of a perfect future too? 

Sorry...did you note the thousands of other starships just behind you ready to lock on with their lazer beams?

 

No?

 

Neither did I.

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