Yorkshire fun

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[vogie]

Greatest Haka ever.

 

 

[dddave]

"Tripe & Vinegar"  Good thing about this is you can tell any Thai lass that it's "Som Tam" flavor.

[Andrew Dwyer]

[vogie]

[vogie]

WHEN YOU KNOW UR YORKSHIRE:

1. To you, ‘chuffed’ is an emotion. 
2. You say ‘eh’ whenever you dunt understand summat.
3. Ome med Yorkshire puds are onny option.
4. Yorkshire Tea is onny tea that exists.
5. Word ‘the’ int even a thing.
6. Ur accent strengthens when surrounded by fellow Yorkshire folk.
7. Red roses simply dunt exist. 
8. Ur referred to as ‘r lass’ or ‘r lad’.
9. You’ve fallen victim to bread cake / tea cake argument.
10. You’ve also fallen victim to a scone vs scon pronunciation face-off.
11. Ur in your bikini or shorts at owt above 15 degrees.
12. A Sunday roast int just tradition, it’s LAW.
13. Tha knew what a ‘mardy bum’ was before Arctic Monkeys.
14. "M'off t'shop" meks perfect sense.
15. Lunch is dinner n dinner is tea.
16. Ur able to drop c-bomb in everyday conversation.
17. You understand the phrase ‘tin tin tin’.
18. Tha luv a bargain. 
19. You like what you seh n seh what you bloody well like.
20. You bring up Yorkshire as often as you possibly can.
21. If you ask for Spice you know tha'll get sweets not nutmeg or paprika.
22. When someone asks "sh!t bed" you know ur in early.
23. Thas bought meat from meat van at car boot.
24. U actually talk to folk on public transport n in street.
25. U've sed "Ow Much!"
26. Been to Pie Shop after a night art.
27. Tha'nos Kes n Billy.
28. "It'll b'reyt" can be answer to any problem.
29. Also a brew can solve owt.
30. You know where there's muck, there's brass.
31. Nowt starts wi letter "H".
32. Ur used t'sporting success but ard times in football.
33. U know someone who used t'werk darn pit.
34. That 'ouse int middle of M62 is a sign ur cumin 'ome or goin t'dark side.
35. Name "Thatcher" brings instant anger.
36. When ur sick someone will allus tell u summat is goin raand
37. Ur mam wud try n palm u off wi a choc ice when Icecream van cum raand.
38. Thas a pro at Kerby.
39. Ad a few clips raand lug oyle as a young un.
40. Gip is a word.

For those of you not from Gods own county a translation is available at a once in a lifetime bargain of £1 per word ????????????????????????????

[jollyhangmon]

 

... now, now, proud peoples up there north ...

 

In related news this one - over the pond then straight down south - is now wide open 4 business, apparently:

 

 

[Lacessit]

Silly me, I thought Thai Visa was an English language forum.

[vogie]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Silly me, I thought Thai Visa was an English language forum.

Tha dunt noe nowt thee.????

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, vogie said:

Tha dunt noe nowt thee.????

Don't come the raw prawn with me, cobber.

[champers]

I saw a bloke in Yorkshire with a sheep between his legs.

Me: Are you shearing?

Yorky: No. B*gger off 'n' git one o' thi oan.

Edited March 29, 2020 by champers

[faraday]

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[Digitalbanana]

20 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Don't come the raw prawn with me, cobber.

That should be:

Dooant cum t' raw prawn wi' uz, cobba.

[baansgr]

Small Size only...where I come from, we have them shipped in from Africa

[Rimmer]

Ay up bonnie lads, sithi  ayes just cum in from t yard, cos wife made me a chip buttee for us lunch, cleaned me Spear and Jackson number six and wife said sit thissen dahn lad thaa  can watch t fate on t telly later. 

 

Tell thee wot lads this lack of t charabangs dunarf make t air clean just like in Sheffeld when I were a lad daan in t Wicker Archers way where twatter runs oer twear. 

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Rimmer said:

Ay up bonnie lads, sithi  ayes just cum in from t yard, cos wife made me a chip buttee for us lunch, cleaned me Spear and Jackson number six and wife said sit thissen dahn lad thaa  can watch t fate on t telly later. 

 

Tell thee wot lads this lack of t charabangs dunarf make t air clean just like in Sheffeld when I were a lad daan in t Wicker Archers way where twatter runs oer twear. 

Now I know the world is coming to the end, a mod has been infected.

[vogie]

Great Geoffrey Boycott wind up. "It's a load of tripe"????

 

 

[grumbleweed]

On 3/29/2020 at 3:38 PM, Lacessit said:

Now I know the world is coming to the end, a mod has been infected.

Nowt wrong wi bein parter t'priveledged class, even tho his a dee dar