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jokes at the corona expense

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"you finally have permission to Land...

The airspace is now TOTALLY Clear, to Approach..."

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"please Sqwark Ident"

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    We must be careful because people have been going crazy from being in lock down ! Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave oven and toaster while drinking coffee, And w

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yep! Still home schooling...Image may contain: meme, possible text that says 'DAY 7 OF HOME SCHOOLING THE KIDS SCIENCE PROJECT IS COMING ALONG GREAT.'

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"... walkies!!" 

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Covidian Wisdom - Proverbs Revisited

 

1) Divided we live, United we die.

2) A sneeze, in time...infects nine.

3) All that sniffles has caught a cold

4) Homestay is the best policy.

5) One man's mask is another man's poison

6) When things get cough, the smart get going.

7) An unmasked guy is the Covid's workshop.

???? As you spray, so shall they reap.

9) Snot is weaker than sanitizer

10) Better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick

11) Curiosity killed the doc.

12) Distancing is the best part of Valor.

13) Don't count your chickens before next March

14) Every crowd has a carrier lurking

15) Every cough has its spray.

16) A cough hits nine lives

17) Ignorance is a kiss

18) Necessity is the mother of infection

19) Out at night is out of mind

20) Rome wasn't infected in a day

21) The grass is cleaner on your side of the fence

22) There is no safety in numbers

23) When the cough is away, you can come out and play.

24) When in Rome. die as the Romans do

25) Two Wongs didn't make this thing ,right ?

26) Cough goes around ,comes around.

27) When one door shuts, another door... shuts

28) You can have your covid and spread it too

29) The road to hell is sprayed with good infections

30) Covid never strikes in the same case.

31)  A Bat ???? in hand is as COVID as two Pangolins in Bush.

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87% of gym members don't even know their gym is closed.

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... family court, like 9 month after Wuflu outbreak ...

 

Judge: So who is the father then ...?

 

Mother: How would I know, he was wearing a mask ... 

 

 

 

... after 4 weeks quarantine & being forced to listen to the wife ...

 

 

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but but but...

 

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good tucker!! 

 

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On 4/7/2020 at 5:22 PM, tifino said:

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just made my day! - that just now on the TV news; an Aussie IGA Manager was being interviewed

- as to his reacion to an earlier Haorder, who'd tried to Return 150 multipacks of dunny paper, and a 100 multi pack of hand sanitiser!

 

The Manager summarised his response to the Hoarder, with a single finger gesture he'd made at him ????   

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the masked hoodie strikes again...

 

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