To boom boom or not to boom boom

[CharlieH]

To CLOSE or not to  CLOSE that is the question.......????

 

Nah, ya OK for now, I'll keep my 2 metres for now......

[Lacessit]

4 minutes ago, Olmate said:

A “...” burglar was the Oz term! Always found that saying offensive.

I was referring to African-Americans. The term I found commonly used in Port Hedland was g## jockey. Not the most beautiful women on the planet.

[Neeranam]

https://slaafws.org/onlinemeetings

[CharlieH]

This forum can be accessed by anyone of any age, IT IS NOT AN ADULT ONLY SITE, be more careful what you post please or this WILL BE CLOSED

[Boomer6969]

Naaah... "I boomboom so I am"

Edited April 6, 2020 by Boomer6969

[darrendsd]

Nevermind OP you can always sniff those womens knickers you're wearing on your face 

Edited April 6, 2020 by darrendsd

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, darrendsd said:

Nevermind OP you can always sniff those womens knickers you're wearing 

Dont be dirty

[RichardColeman]

Understand why men are clearing the toilet paper shelves now

[Grumpy John]

Strange beasts us blokes.  I am up for some lovin' 24/7 but the missus is working on restricted access.  So with the wifes fat R's daughter now in residence my mind wanders a lot.   How do you deal with a fatty?  Apart from the fact she is who she is and kinda off limits, there seems to be a lot of flab to work around!  So, being stuck at home FoR the foreseeable has me covering areas not normally looked at!  

[Lacessit]

20 minutes ago, Grumpy John said:

Strange beasts us blokes.  I am up for some lovin' 24/7 but the missus is working on restricted access.  So with the wifes fat R's daughter now in residence my mind wanders a lot.   How do you deal with a fatty?  Apart from the fact she is who she is and kinda off limits, there seems to be a lot of flab to work around!  So, being stuck at home FoR the foreseeable has me covering areas not normally looked at!  

To answer your question, you roll her in flour. That's as far as I'm prepared to go, <snip>

[Lacessit]

42 minutes ago, Pilotman said:

You have got to get the right amount of exercise somehow.  Sex does it for me, but with no other practical alternatives readily available, I am getting pretty exhausted.  

 

[ThailandRyan]

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

To answer your question, you roll her in flour. That's as far as I'm prepared to go, the mods will be on me like a ton of bricks.

Is it like looking for the water leak when your water bill is over the top and you have to go out and find that ......spot........

[garygooner]

1 hour ago, Somtamnication said:

My biggest nightmare; ending it all by having to French kiss my chihuahua!

That's what the chihuahua is thinking!! 

[Antonymous]

For those possibly infectious circumstances when you just can't hold back and must throw caution to the wind, try this:

 

1. Buy one of these (or buy two if you are socially responsible) and keep it in your car just in case

 

2. Cut a hole (or holes depending on preferences) in appropriate place. Do not cut larger than required.

 

3. Practice safe sex with abandon.

 

4. Remove suit carefully and wash after use.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, ThailandRyan said:

Is it like looking for the water leak when your water bill is over the top and you have to go out and find that ......spot........

Well done.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Antonymous said:

For those possibly infectious circumstances when you just can't hold back and must throw caution to the wind, try this:

 

1. Buy one of these (or buy two if you are socially responsible) and keep it in your car just in case

 

2. Cut a hole (or holes depending on preferences) in appropriate place. Do not cut larger than required.

 

3. Practice safe sex with abandon.

 

4. Remove suit carefully and wash after use.

By the time I had done all that, I think the urge might have disappeared.

[Surelynot]

2 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Definitely no kissing of strangers at this time. What a drag! Corona blows. 

Corona? GF?

[NCC1701A]

i don't know what is wrong with me.

 

almost eight years on this forum and i can't answer the simplest question about a visa.

 

 

[Assurancetourix]

2 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

No boom no fun.

It's been centuries since I forgot how we do ...

But I still have as much fun riding a bike without a saddle 

[Pilotman]

26 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

 

if there is one thing that pisses me off, its young people thinking that we old folk are all mentally deficient geriatrics and talk to us in the same voice that they use to children.  I can probably run him into the ground as I am fit and healthy  He can just go xxxx himself. . 

[ThailandRyan]

16 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i don't know what is wrong with me.

 

almost eight years on this forum and i can't answer the simplest question about a visa.

 

 

You don't mean there is a special visa for ...boom boom....now that's something I would think one would never forget

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Pilotman said:

if there is one thing that pisses me off, its young people thinking that we old folk are all mentally deficient geriatrics and talk to us in the same voice that they use to children.  I can probably run him into the ground as I am fit and healthy  He can just go xxxx himself. . 

Wow, you really have the angry dial set on 10 today. I focus on the content, ignore the dialogue.

Stay safe and well.

[Assurancetourix]

2 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

You don't mean there is a special visa for ...boom boom....now that's something I would think one would never forget

 

You don't think you write so well ..
In the 17th century, there was a fixed-term marriage in Thailand.
It was from the time of the sailing navy (but not yet steamed so dear to the English or the Greeks, I don't know anymore ... but I'm getting lost ...);
So in those times, the sailors who were in port for several months before being able to go back to sea got married this way.

[4MyEgo]

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

To boom boom, or not to boom boom, that is the question:

 

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause—there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's...

 

OK that's enough.

Doubt "Hamlet" wouldn't be boom booming in a time like this.

 

I have not strayed since the Covid-19, because just thinking about having to wear a mask turns me off, I don't mind being muzzled, but not that way.

 

 

[from the home of CC]

time to mask the hand and chill..

[CraigInBangkok]

2 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

As NCC starts his day...

 

this is more the image in my mind ????

[Pilotman]

12 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Wow, you really have the angry dial set on 10 today. I focus on the content, ignore the dialogue.

Stay safe and well.

yes, sorry, getting bit stir crazy, as this nonsense is seriously and negatively  impacting my otherwise satisfactory life .  I guess that I am far from alone in that feeling.  

[pgrahmm]

Well - to be completely safe....

First locate your "Paradise Beach Villa" - - Then pound sand - while talking "dirty".....

Edited April 6, 2020 by pgrahmm

[sqwakvfr]

“The New Normal” might go like this:

 

1. Face Masks for both.

2. Hand Sanitizers for both

3..No Face to Face contact

4. Straight to Business

5. Wash up individually at the conclusion of business.

6. If the rapid Covid 19 Testing Machines become readily available then mutual Health Certificates proving Negative could eliminate steps 1 to 5.  Abbott Laboratories claim their new machine can produce a Positive in 5 minutes and a negative in 15 minutes.  I will believe it when I see it.

 

This is a very interesting question as the world moves forward.  This is also a practical question because “Boom Boom” often happens between two(sometimes more than two) who do not know each other very well?  

Edited April 6, 2020 by sqwakvfr
Grammar

[ICELANDMAN]

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Edited April 6, 2020 by ICELANDMAN