Amazing Thailand: Massage parlours and spas to be used to quarantine foreign tourists

[jethro69]

6 hours ago, madmitch said:

Journalists all over the world scour the Thai news pages to find ideas for future years' April Fools articles.

And never run short of, not a single day ????????????

[Cake Monster]

Just another Brain Fart

Move on

[ronaldo0]

Well did they not read the article the other day where krabi said they don’t want anyone coming there from outside Thailand ? ????

Not to mention I would bet my life these massage and spa places are all in the most expensive 5* hotels in krabi area so you can imagine the prices they will be charging ! ???? 

Edited September 25, 2020 by ronaldo0

[tomacht8]

Would like to see photos of the facility and the staff first. Also a detailed price list for the additional services. I like the idea of being locked up in a massage parlor like Poseidon, Emmanuelle or La Belle for 14 days. ????????????

Edited September 25, 2020 by tomacht8

[paulikens]

8 hours ago, mr mr said:

another day....another boner of a headline. 

@mr mr another day another thai nobody commenting on something that has nothing to do with him. why do the thai government let every tom,dick and harry make statements. one or two spokesmans it should be so then everything is clear....(well clear as you'll ever get from thailand!!)

[digger70]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

Massage parlours and spas to be used to quarantine foreign tourists

Do they supply  Mixed Staff to accommodate All the Genders whilst in the Lock up.

Full Body Suits and Disinfectants are Needed Before and After being Served.

[Blumpie]

So you're spending hundreds of dollars a day on overpriced food and accommodation, and now you want a rub and tug?  

Oh, ok.  

Oh Thailand, just amazing.  

[Bender Rodriguez]

so quarantine hookers or something ? and they also have to be quarantined right, otherwise, what is the use of this whole joke ?

[Blumpie]

1 minute ago, Bender Rodriguez said:

so quarantine hookers or something ? and they also have to be quarantined right, otherwise, what is the use of this whole joke ?

All grabbing everyone's junk from fellow quarantined people.  Is there a plural form of quarantine?  Quarantinees?  Quarantii?  

Wheres a grammar nazy?  (sic)

[Foghorn]

So after you’ve done 1 masseuse can you do another and can they do someone else because that ain’t quarantine

[Xaos]

Nevermind other diseases. 

Gold

[ChakaKhan]

17 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Viagra, sildenafil, Kamagra, they might help keep it up but it might be that your knees get a little wobbly, and that's what the massage is for....lol

Thats why they give you the tea breaks.......those that enter the gauntlet and survive the 14 days will be issues a visa and released into the wild of LOS...all others will be admitted to the temple to live out days as monks.

 

Let the Best Grandpa take the crown....separate the men from the boys aka quality tourists..lets begin....

[ChakaKhan]

17 hours ago, ChipButty said:

I bet them guys locked up in some hotel in BKK wouldn't mind doing a swap for a few days

Never take the first offer...let them work out the kinks first!  kinks cost extra also...

[ChakaKhan]

17 hours ago, AlfHuy said:

30,000 for 2 weeks, 1 free massage a day, little extra at the end.

80,000 for 2 weeks, VIP spa with shower and free 24h massage buffet. 

All you can eat shrimp and the Chinese will sell this out in minutes!

[ChakaKhan]

16 hours ago, tonray said:

If TAT posts a picture of a group of overweight expats lounging around in a 'fishbowl' on faux velvet sofas...I might have to gouge my eyes out.

Could be chubby isaan grannies on the otherside blowing kisses at you!

[ChakaKhan]

15 hours ago, 2 is 1 said:

BritManToo is first in line to go quarantine , even hes already in coundry!

A mentor and inspiration to all of us......hope to one day have a beer at T Bar and toast to the Mayor of LOS

[Stargeezr]

So will we find out just who the rich Thai families are that own

all of these classy places?

Geezer

[paddypower]

Thailand - the only country in the world whose government gives you something to laugh at (them), every day.

[metisdead]

Some inappropriate troll posts and the replies have been removed. 

[Penicillin]

22 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

And what kind of services will be available to the inmates? 

Anything you have the money to pay for. 

[rwill]

Soapy massage with disinfectant!!!

[mikebell]

On 9/25/2020 at 9:41 AM, ezzra said:

Would the masseuses acts as the keepers of the lock up? if so, i'm in like flynn.. 14 days and even more, how is counting?...

At my age I'd never last 14 days; wouldn't mind trying for a week tho'.

[AlfHuy]

I applied for a 365 days a year massage quarantine.

[Grumpy John]

On 9/26/2020 at 10:08 AM, mikebell said:

At my age I'd never last 14 days; wouldn't mind trying for a week tho'.

Cum on mate,  you could do it.  A couple of blue pills for breakfast and a couple at dinner time.   I am in, even if it kills me! 

Edited September 27, 2020 by Grumpy John
Smelling

[mikebell]

Those pills 

22 hours ago, Grumpy John said:

Cum on mate,  you could do it.  A couple of blue pills for breakfast and a couple at dinner time.   I am in, even if it kills me! 

Those pills don't always do the trick;  I took nine of them last night but only eight worked.  Take them with plenty of water; if you get one stuck you'll wake up with a stiff neck.