Christmas and Covid 19

[TigerandDog]

One topic that hasn't been raised yet with regards to Covid 19 is Christmas. In particular Santa Clause. If everything remains as is, then this year kids all around the world will not receive a visit from Santa. He won't be able to leave the North Pole and visit homes as he does annually as he wouldn't even get close to doing his rounds in a single night. Virtually every country would have him in a 14 day quarantine before he could distribute presents, and then there are some countries ( e.g. Australia ) that will only let people leave with written permission from the Govt, and the aussie govt is so dumb they would tell Santa he can't leave the country, even if he managed to get in. So the only way I see any kids getting presents from Santa this year is if he sends them all by courier.

[Grumpy one]

Santa will never visit Thailand 

 There are no chimney's to climb down, and if he did the police would lay so many charges against the poor <deleted> he would never see freedom again

And as I tell my wife Buddhists don't believe in Jesus so NO Santa and his presents  

 

 

[TigerandDog]

20 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

Santa will never visit Thailand 

 There are no chimney's to climb down, and if he did the police would lay so many charges against the poor <deleted> he would never see freedom again

And as I tell my wife Buddhists don't believe in Jesus so NO Santa and his presents  

 

 

Another reason he won't be coming to Thailand is that there is no Thai Embassy at the North Pole, so he wouldn't be able to jump through all the hoops that Uncle Tu requires at the moment, and at Santa's age, even he wouldn't be able to afford the US $100k Covid insurance.

[worgeordie]

Christmas will be off,Santa not allowed 6 foot near kids,and

Rudolf has a red nose and may have caught Covid 19 from

one of the Elves......

regards worgeordie

[bkk6060]

The perfect Santa is in the movies Bad Santa.

Hilarious.

[Salerno]

21 hours ago, TigerandDog said:

... the aussie govt is so dumb they would tell Santa he can't leave the country, even if he managed to get in.

 

Have to disagree there, cunning barstewards the Aussies. Being one of the first countries on his route, he gets in and the Aussies get 90% of the world's goodies as he gets denied exit.

 

???? + ????‍♂️ = ????

[khunPer]

23 hours ago, TigerandDog said:

So the only way I see any kids getting presents from Santa this year is if he sends them all by courier.

So you have invested in shares in Kerry and/or SCG Express..?

[khunPer]

23 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

Santa will never visit Thailand 

 There are no chimney's to climb down, and if he did the police would lay so many charges against the poor <deleted> he would never see freedom again

And as I tell my wife Buddhists don't believe in Jesus so NO Santa and his presents   

Wrong – I've met Santa in person here – after his round when joining the after-party late Christmas night. I must however admit that stupidly forget drawing a chimney on my house, when I builded it. But I realized that Santa just park his reindeer-sledge on the beach – the reindeers loves it, good space and much easier than balancing on an ice-slippery roof top – and Santa place the gift outside the terrasse door, happy not in need for ascending you another too narrow chimney...

Image from my CCTV.

 

PS: Don't forget, there is no God in Buddhism, so plenty of space for whatever you might believe in, whether Christ, A Flying Spaghetti Monster or Santa...

[Migrosmarket]

Everything will be ok.

 

Some believe  Santa is a mythical character, rather like a democratically elected Thai government, so I would say this is a double negative and all will be fine.

[jomtienisgood]

On 10/28/2020 at 12:40 PM, TigerandDog said:

One topic that hasn't been raised yet with regards to Covid 19 is Christmas. In particular Santa Clause. If everything remains as is, then this year kids all around the world will not receive a visit from Santa. He won't be able to leave the North Pole and visit homes as he does annually as he wouldn't even get close to doing his rounds in a single night. Virtually every country would have him in a 14 day quarantine before he could distribute presents, and then there are some countries ( e.g. Australia ) that will only let people leave with written permission from the Govt, and the aussie govt is so dumb they would tell Santa he can't leave the country, even if he managed to get in. So the only way I see any kids getting presents from Santa this year is if he sends them all by courier.

He would never make it to Th anyway.. No ice or snow for his sledge...

[chickenslegs]

If Santa can't make it I hope his little helpers can.

[jomtienisgood]

On 10/29/2020 at 12:56 PM, khunPer said:

Wrong – I've met Santa in person here – after his round when joining the after-party late Christmas night. I must however admit that stupidly forget drawing a chimney on my house, when I builded it. But I realized that Santa just park his reindeer-sledge on the beach – the reindeers loves it, good space and much easier than balancing on an ice-slippery roof top – and Santa place the gift outside the terrasse door, happy not in need for ascending you another too narrow chimney...

Image from my CCTV.

 

PS: Don't forget, there is no God in Buddhism, so plenty of space for whatever you might believe in, whether Christ, A Flying Spaghetti Monster or Santa...

Did you have a lot to drink or smoke that night? LOL

[khunPer]

1 hour ago, jomtienisgood said:

Did you have a lot to drink or smoke that night? LOL

I'm boring, as I don't drink when I'm out – nor smoke something funny – and I actually have a rare photo to prove it...????????

[jomtienisgood]

36 minutes ago, khunPer said:

I'm boring, as I don't drink when I'm out – nor smoke something funny – and I actually have a rare photo to prove it...????????

I'll take your word for it. 55555555