Popular Post rooster59 Posted December 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 The week that was in Thailand news: Thailand’s moonshot: Lofty goal more like an own goal If ever there was evidence that Thailand’s government is out of touch with reality, out of touch with what is happening to their own people, it was the news this week that they were soon to embark on a journey to the moon. The news of the nation’s moonshot came from chief “astronut” and minister Dr Anek Laothamatas who said that details would be announced within days and in just seven years a Thai rocket would be orbiting yonder "phra jan". The minister of higher education clearly does not have a university Degree in Sensitivity. Millions of his compatriots are struggling to survive; predictably the condemnation came swift and fast. Anek – who one questions if he did his doctorate in Khao San street fake studies – wants Thailand to move on from just being a developing nation to a star faring giant like Asian pals the Chinese and Indians. While the goal of space exploration is noble – who could forget JFK’s stated aims in the 1960s – Thailand should be concentrating on matters like the lives and safety of their people. What they are going to eat next and the air they breathe, for example. This lofty goal is nothing more than the mother of all own goals. However, there could be some merit. Perhaps if the program could be accelerated a tad – like the vaccine plan Anek started burbling about as he pumped out his chest in pride – we could put Prayut and his cronies on the first mission. Let's call it the Loony Module! If it goes pear shaped never mind, win-win. They can be national heroes and make the Guinness book. The first prime minister lost in space, the first deputy PM with a billion baht chronometer on the dark side of the moon. Immortal – and thankfully well out of the way. Money well spent. Fortunately, far more earthly matters were up front and center in another week of fun and madness on Thaivisa. With Xmas on the radar many of the best stories contained more than a passing element of "ho, ho, ho", by which I mean humor not the coconut ghosts of the Eastern Seaboard. Here is a roundup of some of the prime rib that tickled Rooster’s palate this week. The Finance ministry is proposing a five year residency visa for condo purchases of as little as 3-5 million baht. For 5-10 million you’d get 10 years. Permanent Residence for 10 million up! Roo-I’m Alright Jack-Ster is glad that he had the foresight in 2003, built on years of seeing things go wrong in Thailand, to pay 20,000 baht for PR. It took nearly a year and a half and involved a mountain of paperwork. Mind you, I’ve bought far more than 10 million baht in property, most of which I have kindly 'donated' to Thai nationals....can I get some official recognition for that apart from an annual 'wai' from the in-laws!? Clearly the FM’s plans are a strong indicator that the condo market is officially up Huay Khee (excrement creek) without the requisite paddle. A report asked why Thailand and Cambodia have recorded so few pandemic fatalities. This brought out the usual conspiracy theorists and Thai bashers. Why are they so furious with Thailand’s success? Perhaps they are living abroad, can’t go out and are jealous of us. To this columnist Thailand's response seems like something to celebrate rather than knock although the recent outbreak in cases in Samut Sakhon reminds us all that the country isn’t completely virus free. After a nonsense report suggested that just 67 people had died on the roads throughout the entire long weekend a bit of realism came from an Ubon accident site that said 94 had been reported stiff on Monday. Furthermore, in 2020 the injuries totalled 952,271, well on the way to a grim one million landmark especially with New Year holidays on the horizon. Inevitably and not unreasonably, this brought out posters comparing the 60 dead from Covid. We’ve had stories in the past from government officials accepting the huge economic cost of the carnage and injury on the roads. So when are they going to pay more than lip service to this national disgrace? When meeting someone who HASN'T had a road accident fatality in the family becomes the norm? Bangkok’s air quality was terrible most of the week. Rooster has been having lots of eye problems associated with poor tearing function this year. I was really feeling bad for the first time in my near 40 year residence in the capital. My eye doctor, as he was aiming more blasts with his laser, said custom was brisk. Writing this column on Friday I was preparing for a trip to Pattaya. I hope the smog is better there! Plod in Krung Thep said they have set up checkpoints all over to look out for “khwan dam”. But is the black smoke we are all used to year round the real culprit? Shouldn’t the field burners be investigated? Thai Rath shared a video of a pick-up outside a school spewing noxious fumes. Welcome to Thailand where the buzzword is PM2.5. The Thai smile has now been restored to 56 countries without the need for a visa. But much heralded “changes” just seem like more of the same half-hearted efforts to revive tourism. Hotel owners and the tourism association in Samui blamed the government, foreign investment and inappropriate stimulus packages. Voice TV said the island – once a 50 billion a year tourism industry – was “in a coma”. Apropos the “Rao Thiaw Duay Gan” (let’s travel together) stimulus scheme, TAT governor Yutthasak went to the RTP to claim that more than 500 hotels and restaurants nationwide had ripped off the state with fraudulent coupon claims. Earlier it was reported there were hundreds of spurious requests in the “Let’s Go Halves” (khon la khreung) project. All this corruption was inevitable but don’t expect those responsible to be named and shamed. For years corruption has been accepted, defamation is not! Local elections due to take place today (Sunday) meant a booze ban was in place for 24 hours from Saturday at 6pm. Comment was rife that this shouldn’t apply to foreigners, indeed Thaivisa went to town in a piece sharing opinions from its own posters. The bans shouldn’t be in place for Thais either, especially as few are going to bother to vote in what English print media called a “damp squib” of an election. Frankly, doing anything to limit drinking and the revenue of pubs and clubs on a Saturday night with all they have suffered during the pandemic is just pouring another fermented beverage on the wounds. Vinegar. A music festival in Pak Chong was shut down. The authorities said it was because of Covid regulation breaches. Some online said it was because of pro-democracy (and thus anti-government) protests. Down in QUOTES a couple of farangs in a Benz let the side down by chasing a dog around a car park. After a story last Sunday about foreign “heroes” leading the Thai economic recovery this was a case of “hero to zero!”. Then Pattaya media reported a Brit’s night out that involved smashing up a motorcycle taxi guy’s PCX, vaulting a wall, refusing to go to the station, calling his Thai wife, saying no to a breath test and being thrown behind bars. Bars were clearly his problem in the first place – maybe the booze ban will be good after all! In international news Boris and Ursula did a version of the Last Tango in Paris trying to get a Brexit deal. The pound did a modest yo-yo all week with one analyst on Sky saying speculators in the currency were behaving very oddly. The baht continued strong. Sweden’s King Gustav said his country’s pandemic response had been a failure, London went into more severe lockdown and Germany virtually shut down for Xmas. Fears abounded that Christmas celebrations – with some countries appeasing populations by relaxing restrictions for a few days – would mean January deaths. I’d advise a “bah humbug” approach though I’ve always loathed Christmas since my younger brother got a better present than me. In the US vaccine approval was forthcoming and jabs were imminent. It was welcome news just a little late for political mileage for the incumbent; the president elect will be able to bask in more glory come inauguration day, especially now that the electoral college votes are in and Biden’s victory is confirmed. Donald Trump still steadfastly refuses to accept defeat. To his credit, at least he is consistent. Pornhub “pulled” the majority of its videos after major financial partners abandoned them amid claims of unregulated content. A friend told me the site could be accessed again in Thailand. Cold War spy novelist John le Carre died aged 89 and ex Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier departed. The Frenchman who famously won three trophies in one season at Anfield was 73. Back in Thailand the TAT said they were partnering with Tinder to attract single tourists to the kingdom. Funny that years ago we heard about Thailand on the grapevine. I remember sitting in a pub in Croydon listening to a fellow journalist who had travelled and hearing the word “Thailand” for the first time in 1981. It sounded exotic, mysterious and magical. I wasn’t disappointed! Bitcoin – that internationally went through the $20,000 barrier – was said to be worth 700,000 baht according to the site Bitkub. Reports of the digital currency’s demise when it started falling around $13,000 seem to have been premature. It has been Thailand's best performing asset this year. In crime news a man in Nonthaburi set fire to the chief of the Bang Len municipal council. She was doused in gasoline and suffered 80% burns that usually means only one outcome. The chief’s refusal to help with recovering a 5,000 baht debt from an employee sealed her fate. The assailant was arrested at his sister in law’s, maybe mother’s was too far. He should never be released. A provincial police commander in Chiang Rai said the karaoke illegals who returned from Myanmar with coronavirus should be “made an example” of. Then an old shrimp market trader tested positive in Mahachai, Samut Sakhon. Local plod called for masks or 20,000 baht fines. Two Burmese - as is often the case - were being hunted. The cops love dishing it out though they only fined a debt collecting thug who pistol whipped and kicked a PR girl in the face in Khon Kaen a paltry 1,000 baht. When CCTV footage emerged they did the “summons shuffle”. In Chiang Mai the constabulary were delirious after their Artificial Intelligence camera system (that they can’t fathom) nabbed 120 helmetless motorcyclists in its first day. For some reason pillion passengers get fined double though they’ll be relieved that the owner of the bike gets the ticket in the mail…..Now that’s smart! My favorite headline of the week featured a Thai wife at a Kanchanaburi market who was having an argument with her husband. He was in a car and she was chasing on a motorcycle with the kids. She abandoned the nippers then spreadeagled herself on the hood of the car while hubby drove off. A wag at Daily News went with “Spidermia”. Finally, as the sound of “jinger ben” wafts up the stairs from Mrs R, on behalf of my colleagues at Thaivisa I would like to wish all our readers and posters seasons’ greetings. We value your support and offerings on the site – curmudgeons included! And thanks to those who have supported The Week That Was in 2020. It has been a trying year but we’ve all kept trying! Merry Christmas! Rooster. -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2020-12-20 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow Thaivisa on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 16 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dundas Posted December 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 Thanks for the moon shot belly laugh! And I look forward to whenever your column resumes. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 And in other news, a Fox opinion host, Paul Dobbs, has debunked his own claims of election fraud on American television. Apparently Smartmatic, the electronic voting company that supplies California with its products, has sent letters of demand to all news outlets claiming election fraud with their machines. The word defamation is being used, which sends shivers up the spines of corporate executives, in a different world to here. Specifically, the company charged that: "Fox News has engaged in a concerted disinformation campaign against Smartmatic. Fox News told its millions of viewers and readers that Smartmatic was founded by [the late former president of Venezuela] Hugo Chávez, that its software was designed to fix elections, and that Smartmatic conspired with others to defraud the American people and fix the 2020 US election by changing, inflating, and deleting votes." In the legal letter, Smartmatic included multiple segments from Dobbs's primetime show as examples of "false and defamatory statements/implications," with some comments coming from Dobbs himself - Dobbs said on November 18 that the company is comprised of "left-wing radicals" - and others from guests like Giuliani and one-time Trump campaign attorney Sidney Powell. https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/under-legal-pressure-fox-news-host-debunks-his-own-claims-of-us-election-fraud-20201220-p56p0q.html 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted December 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 And a happy and healthy Holiday Season to all ! I never quite understood the meaning of "holiday season" as in my little universe I always felt that every day was just as wonderful as any other ....... or miserable, depending on the events of the day. And from this particular curmudgeon I would like to educate those with roose colored glasses that the art of critical thinking and discussion dates much further back than the life of the internet. What is "right" or "wrong" on given subjects has twisted and turned more times over the ages than the modern human's daily swiping of their god-phone. Such a needy and lonely world they must live in that count happiness by the number of likes they get from posting a selfie with their Grab delivered meal of the day. The "sensitivity" of our esteemed moderators cannot be discussed here , but i do hold closed door meetings with my cabinet ( well, shelves to be honest) where we the departed tell ghostly tales of freedom of expression and other such out of date subjects. But , curmudgeon or not, tiss the Season to be jolly and in that spirit i wish one and all the time honored curmudgeon greeting : To prove my deepest sincerity I have gone one step further..... and broken my hip . No shower fall for me, I was on the basketball court and got floored by something big. Not sure what / who it was as i never saw it coming. So let the celebrations and Schadenfreude begin . Peace and Love 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilotman Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 They can fire the submarines onto the moon. They would be about as much good there as here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tropicalevo Posted December 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 Season's greetings Mr Rooster and to your family. Also to all of your readers. My favoutie sayings this week :- 3 hours ago, rooster59 said: Let's call it the Loony Module! 4 hours ago, rooster59 said: who one questions if he did his doctorate in Khao San street fake studies 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeonly59 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 6 hours ago, rooster59 said: Thailand should be concentrating on matters like the lives and safety of their people. What they are going to eat next and the air they breathe, for example. At last. Concise, relevant social/political commentary. There's hope for the new year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chongalulu Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 If the Higher Education minister wishes to shoot for the stars perhaps he could start with addressing an area more closely related to his portfolio and explain Thailand’s appallingly low positions ( 66th / 56th/ 53rd) in the Mathematics ,Science and Reading sections of the PISA educational tables with scores well below OECD averages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overt2016 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Interesting read today mate. Maybe it was me, but i detected an anti- thai self saving theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevemercer Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 I don't see what all the fuss is about the moon shot. Thailand can just commission China to do it for them. I'm sure the Chinese will offer favourable interest rates. Just paint a Chinese rocket in Thai colours and bob's your uncle (whatever that saying means). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Enough reasons to stop reading the news. We are positive, with love and light. Remember the reason for the season and be happy that you live in a turd world (third) world country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayhem11 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Lacessit said: And in other news, a Fox opinion host, Paul Dobbs, has debunked his own claims of election fraud on American television. Apparently Smartmatic, the electronic voting company that supplies California with its products, has sent letters of demand to all news outlets claiming election fraud with their machines. The word defamation is being used, which sends shivers up the spines of corporate executives, in a different world to here. Specifically, the company charged that: "Fox News has engaged in a concerted disinformation campaign against Smartmatic. Fox News told its millions of viewers and readers that Smartmatic was founded by [the late former president of Venezuela] Hugo Chávez, that its software was designed to fix elections, and that Smartmatic conspired with others to defraud the American people and fix the 2020 US election by changing, inflating, and deleting votes." In the legal letter, Smartmatic included multiple segments from Dobbs's primetime show as examples of "false and defamatory statements/implications," with some comments coming from Dobbs himself - Dobbs said on November 18 that the company is comprised of "left-wing radicals" - and others from guests like Giuliani and one-time Trump campaign attorney Sidney Powell. https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/under-legal-pressure-fox-news-host-debunks-his-own-claims-of-us-election-fraud-20201220-p56p0q.html Defamation suites rarely are effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayhem11 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 12 hours ago, rumak said: And a happy and healthy Holiday Season to all ! I never quite understood the meaning of "holiday season" as in my little universe I always felt that every day was just as wonderful as any other ....... or miserable, depending on the events of the day. And from this particular curmudgeon I would like to educate those with roose colored glasses that the art of critical thinking and discussion dates much further back than the life of the internet. What is "right" or "wrong" on given subjects has twisted and turned more times over the ages than the modern human's daily swiping of their god-phone. Such a needy and lonely world they must live in that count happiness by the number of likes they get from posting a selfie with their Grab delivered meal of the day. The "sensitivity" of our esteemed moderators cannot be discussed here , but i do hold closed door meetings with my cabinet ( well, shelves to be honest) where we the departed tell ghostly tales of freedom of expression and other such out of date subjects. But , curmudgeon or not, tiss the Season to be jolly and in that spirit i wish one and all the time honored curmudgeon greeting : To prove my deepest sincerity I have gone one step further..... and broken my hip . No shower fall for me, I was on the basketball court and got floored by something big. Not sure what / who it was as i never saw it coming. So let the celebrations and Schadenfreude begin . Peace and Love That would be bah humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSePuede419 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 2+2=4. The Chinese went to the moon. Hey, we're Chinese. Maybe we can....? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litlos Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 23 hours ago, rooster59 said: Writing this column on Friday I was preparing for a trip to Pattaya. I hope the smog is better there! From experience the smog is always a better quality in Pattaya. It comes in fresh from the countryside without being filtered through the heaving masses. TFIC Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 18 hours ago, Mayhem11 said: That would be bah humbug. I never saw a bah humbug............... but have read many posts from people that are bah bah bore bores not pointing the finger at you of course, as i do not have enough information at this juncture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike k Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Need to put biden and harris on that rocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Thanks for a great new update nearing the end of this very different and difficult year. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year. I hope that lots of people get their first vaccine shots between now and the next year. Cheers to all. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphMichaels Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 12/20/2020 at 9:54 AM, Lacessit said: And in other news, a Fox opinion host, Paul Dobbs, has debunked his own claims of election fraud on American television. Apparently Smartmatic, the electronic voting company that supplies California with its products, has sent letters of demand to all news outlets claiming election fraud with their machines. The word defamation is being used, which sends shivers up the spines of corporate executives, in a different world to here. Specifically, the company charged that: "Fox News has engaged in a concerted disinformation campaign against Smartmatic. Fox News told its millions of viewers and readers that Smartmatic was founded by [the late former president of Venezuela] Hugo Chávez, that its software was designed to fix elections, and that Smartmatic conspired with others to defraud the American people and fix the 2020 US election by changing, inflating, and deleting votes." In the legal letter, Smartmatic included multiple segments from Dobbs's primetime show as examples of "false and defamatory statements/implications," with some comments coming from Dobbs himself - Dobbs said on November 18 that the company is comprised of "left-wing radicals" - and others from guests like Giuliani and one-time Trump campaign attorney Sidney Powell. https://www.theage.com.au/world/north-america/under-legal-pressure-fox-news-host-debunks-his-own-claims-of-us-election-fraud-20201220-p56p0q.html Lou Dobbs is but one in the Fox news stooge crew. Word has it that Rupert directed "the kids", a.k.a. nepotism redefined, to milk it for all you can whilst layering in the first stages of step back. Time to again place/replace editorial to the end of newscasts rather than opening with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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