Teacher left mortified after parcel she opens in class turns out to be a sex toy

[Artisi]

7 hours ago, Phuketshrew said:

Was that after she had tried the goods? ....

No, before even switching it on ????

[elliss]

7 hours ago, colinneil said:

Maybe she was screaming with excitement after receiving her new toy, ha ha.

 

5 hours ago, Wafrog said:

Long time ago I did send such a toy to a friend in Thailand. It was stopped at customs through xRay control. Friend was told to pay a fine which she avoided by refusing the item, saying she hadn't ordered it. So my question is, how do all those sex toys make it into Thailand ? Had a look at Lazada lately ? 

 

    Tell me about it 

  I was stopped  @  customs, carrying a sex Toy .

   It was , classed as a weapon of mass destruction ....

[Artisi]

9 minutes ago, elliss said:

 

 

    Tell me about it 

  I was stopped  @  customs, carrying a sex Toy .

   It was , classed as a weapon of mass destruction ....

Or was that mass hysteria or excitement... 

[elliss]

2 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Or was that mass hysteria or excitement... 

 

    It,s   gone Virral....555

[connda]

8 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Daily News reported that more and more people were receiving online goods cash on delivery that they had never ordered. 

Sure they are.
"D**m!  How did I screw up and forget to change the address from the school and back to my home address?"  That's not mine!!!  I never ordered THAT!!! <laughs>

[Lacessit]

It amazes me Thailand still has such a puritanical mindset on anything to do with sex, when the real thing is readily available on many street corners, massage shops, bars etc. Reminds me of Orwell's doublethink.

[Ventenio]

She later said it was her sister who ordered the 187 previous sex toys and wasn't sure how she had "Platinum" cards at SxToysRus  in Pattaya in her purse with her name.  She said it was a look-a-like.

Edited March 19, 2021 by Ventenio

[BTB1977]

She must have been a real ball buster. Little Johnny knew what she needed. The whole class donated money to get her that gift. Hoping to but a smile on her face and cool her down. 

[Jingthing]

You know what "they" say -- never kiss a gift "horse" in the mouth.

[edwardandtubs]

11 hours ago, Surelynot said:

Better than the 'parcel' my wife received when a kid in Y10, known as Richard the ........, left her something!!

Do tell.

[djayz]

13 hours ago, colinneil said:

Maybe she was screaming with excitement after receiving her new toy, ha ha.

Trembling with joy and anticipation...

Edited March 19, 2021 by djayz

[daveAustin]

16 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Fon was all flustered, she said, her hands and legs were all atremble and she had to sit down

Oh aye, bit too big was it? :P

[rocket3rider]

So she received a knee trembler............

[Patong2021]

20 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

With respect, who in their right mind excepts and pays for something they haven't ordered.

Sometimes it is a gift from a family member. 198 baht is not  big amount.

[impulse]

8 hours ago, BTB1977 said:

She must have been a real ball buster. Little Johnny knew what she needed. The whole class donated money to get her that gift. Hoping to but a smile on her face and cool her down. 

The kids were even smarter than that.  They sent it COD.  Didn't cost them a satang.

[AhFarangJa]

20 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

maybe it was the power unit for her Ben Wa balls, and upon opening the box it started to work instantaneously.

I had to look these up................I have had a very sheltered life you know............????

[sanuk711]

21 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Fon was all flustered, she said, her hands and legs were all atremble and she had to sit down

And thats before she used the Toy............................????

[Artisi]

8 hours ago, BTB1977 said:

She must have been a real ball buster. Little Johnny knew what she needed. The whole class donated money to get her that gift. Hoping to but a smile on her face and cool her down. 

Don't know about smile and cool, but certainly the trembles and that's without even powering it up... 

[Pique Dard]

22 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

It was a sex toy. 

the sender thought thai kids should be taught about sex like in scandinavia, i guess

[phetphet]

22 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Fon was all flustered, she said, her hands and legs were all atremble and she had to sit down

That sounds like "anticipation".

[Keesters]

If you pay when you order you'll know never to accept cash on delivery parcels.

[Misterwhisper]

22 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

Fon was all flustered, she said, her hands and legs were all atremble

Funny.

But... if it had been an exaggeratingly huge wooden phallus - you know the sort they put up on their religious shrines and house altars for worshipping or even dangle from their rear view mirrors for good luck - she would've been delighted, trembling and shaking over all those blessings received.

Note: Not all dongs are similar. Some elicit more excitement than others. 

Edited March 20, 2021 by Misterwhisper

[Surelynot]

11 hours ago, edwardandtubs said:

Do tell.

He "dumped" in her desk draw having broken into the school. Hence his nickname Richard the ..........

[gunderhill]

Meanwhile back in the real world the teacher would probably laugh and  toss  it into the rubbish without being mortified!

[Stargeezr]

Well better to be embarrased than blown to pieces by a bom,   and that has happened to some people as well.

Just saying that it could have been much worse.\Geezer

[Stargeezr]

Correction,  embarassed,  by a bomb.  

[overherebc]

Ref' paying when it's delivered.  No names no packdrill which is a shame.

Yesterday SWMBO had a package delivered and it came with a bill for 199 baht. She couldn't remember making an order so prior to paying she opened it. It turned out she did order it but had paid for the two items by CC, with free delivery ( showed the guy on her phone ) so she just said thanks and closed the gate. The guy stood there for a second or two then got on his bike and left.

[dinsdale]

That's a rather large pakage. Not your run of the mill sex toy and Bt198? ps. this new TV is hopeless.

[CrunchWrapSupreme]

At all the schools I’ve worked, each day the delivery men empty out their bags containing dozens and dozens of little boxes, to be sorted for this teacher and that teacher. Most are carrying cosmetics.

 

The teachers, particularly in government schools, have a lot of downtime in the office, their “teaching” being to occasionally drop off worksheets or write assignments on the board. Then back in the office they chit chat, play on social media, or with investment schemes, or do online shopping.

 

I think what she meant to say was that “I order so many little packages, I didn’t remember which was coming when, so I just had to pay for it”. That wouldn’t sound very good, so we get her strange explanation.

 

It really could have been her toy, as it’s easy to check the wrong boxes for shipping or billing, or an easy prank to play, with so many of those little packages coming in.

[brianthainess]

On 3/19/2021 at 12:17 PM, PatOngo said:

It was Bob, her Battery operated boyfriend!

Or 'Torchy the battery boy'