A few months ago, I met a couple from a western country claiming they were volunteers and were in Thailand for a 2 year project. Both were in there mid-twentys.. Blonde blue eyes.. the classical stuff.

They appeared very knowledgeable on Thai culture and spoke Thai quite well.. Impressive.

Yet.. I got the eebee jee bees.. no one is that idealistic and culturally appropriate in Thailand... After agreeing to join them for dinner and beers.. the more interesting aspects of volunteer life came out....The woman, a nice anc charming gal.. seem to enjoy going about her house in the buff.. and seem to enjoy the summer of 42 gambit.. She mentioned, she enjoyed the audience of one particular school boy.

The Dude on the other was going off about, how he was always using humor to get out of sensitive issue with some chowban.. showing up at his house with a prospective wife or girlfriend.. he used the one about being gay, and then this Pi... as he guessed, felt bad for him because he lived alone and did not have a friend to PLAY with.. So he tells me... a week later he shows up with a boy....

I just found it revealing that these volunteers approached this situation....

Such is the life...

This is getting interesting ... please continue ...

Peter

I don't even understand it!

I don't even understand it!

Glad its not just me. I have no idea what hes talking about. Something about him being gay and wanting a boy to chew his gambit?

Weirdo!

Welcome to Bedlam!!

Not meant too....

I think I got it (had to read it three times though).

The girl likes to tease a certain schoolboy by wandering around her house naked all the time (apparently knowing the schoolboy might be watching).

The guy has a friend that keeps bring women over for him to meet (my land-lady does the same from time to time), and he keeps coming up with excuses to avoid them. So the friend got the idea that the guy was gay and instead brought over a boy-toy for him.

Maybe the volunteer guy is pining for the volunteer girl, hoping she'll come to his place and clean it while naked ? (That would be good for a laugh, if his gay boy-toy turned out to be the same schoolboy she was prancing around for !)

Weirdo!

Welcome to Bedlam!!

A Newbie? Welcome to Bedlam Rhys - first post is as mad as a biscuit - you'll fit in nicely! See this thread...

Ooops - didn't post the link

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...p;#entry1312748

Any naked females wandering around my house could seriously affect my sleep pattern ......... errrrrr .... back in a minute

Tiggy, I think Rhys makes perfect nonsense. (welcome to Beddies, Rhys)

Glad Kerryd is here to translate into correct Bedlamese.

Blond, blue eyes, speak perfect Thai -- born-again mormons? But that doesn't work with the naked and boy bits, so maybe scientology missionaries?

Blond, blue eyes, speak perfect Thai -- born-again mormons? But that doesn't work with the naked and boy bits, so maybe scientology missionaries?

Nah, not enough people here rich enough to afford their "auditing" sessions. Not sure how many Thais (or Buddhists in general) would buy in to the whole "inter-galatic, evil alien" theme behind scientology.

(hope I don't get sued for saying that !)

"evil alien", KD? Guess that's why they never ask me to do their personality test.

"evil alien", KD? Guess that's why they never ask me to do their personality test.

It's more likely that they did a credit check on you first and realised you couldn't afford enough auditing to make it worth their while !

"evil alien", KD? Guess that's why they never ask me to do their personality test.

It's more likely that they did a credit check on you first and realised you couldn't afford enough auditing to make it worth their while !

No, I now think it's because I signed on as Tom Cruise and put John Travolta as my sponsor.

Now my man K... Y be doing it... Like you be reading and scoping it .. WORD... Now Bro.. The Couple.. The Couple..Dey be not of the Religious THANG.. Dey be of a Govt THANG... From the land Dat Was Part of Mexico, France.. Now.. the dude not be a butt ranger.. He be scamming a way to get over an out..

Dey be doing they thang, but the Chowban, not be doing letting them do they thang.. They wantin to be doing their thang, so they be doing. WORD.

Run it down. Dey be lonely, but dey have a rep.. Dey can't be scoring the local Talent.. so they be doing there thang..

Translations please.. Especially from the first one.. Cheers Mates Word.

Does anyone have the faintest idea what he's on about? <deleted>????

Drugs, it can only be drugs.

it's the lovechild of The Dude and Tutsiwarrior

it's the lovechild of The Dude and Tutsiwarrior

Word

"It's the lovechild"... That is an appropriate subjective personal pronoun for an idiot.

T'ink, so trying yeah... tuff kukae try... Wot. u talk story... al blala is talk story da kine Mento, yeah to da max.. mean out yeah.. you try no act.. yeah no hom.. bro.. no boddah time.. No slippahs here.. How's da rights.

Wassamattayou.. WE go.. waha..

Hey Rhys, forum rules state that you have to post in English!

There are some very interesting threads on seeking medical attention in TV.

Ok.. I'll play fair. But it is English.. Hawaiian.. Pigin... Specifically, Hawaiian Creole...Too much fun.. Cheers..

The Gist of the post.. Hey Certain Ethnic group.. don't give up early on this thread.. some one did it before so can you.. Don't become too bothered by this. Aloha..

Ok.. I'll play fair. But it is English.. Hawaiian.. Pigin... Specifically, Hawaiian Creole...Too much fun.. Cheers..

The Gist of the post.. Hey Certain Ethnic group.. don't give up early on this thread.. some one did it before so can you.. Don't become too bothered by this. Aloha..

To paraphrase Mr Spok from Startrek "Yes Jim it may be English, but not as we know it"

CB

The essence of good communiction is to be understood!

Ok.. I'll play fair. But it is English.. Hawaiian.. Pigin... Specifically, Hawaiian Creole...Too much fun.. Cheers..

The Gist of the post.. Hey Certain Ethnic group.. don't give up early on this thread.. some one did it before so can you.. Don't become too bothered by this. Aloha..

To paraphrase Mr Spok from Startrek "Yes Jim it may be English, but not as we know it"

CB

To paraphrase the good doctor McCoy.

It's worse than that, he's Welsh Jim.

(don't know for certain, but has to be considered as a possibility)

Ok.. I'll play fair. But it is English.. Hawaiian.. Pigin... Specifically, Hawaiian Creole...Too much fun.. Cheers..

The Gist of the post.. Hey Certain Ethnic group.. don't give up early on this thread.. some one did it before so can you.. Don't become too bothered by this. Aloha..

To paraphrase Mr Spok from Startrek "Yes Jim it may be English, but not as we know it"

CB

To paraphrase the good doctor McCoy.

It's worse than that, he's Welsh Jim.

(don't know for certain, but has to be considered as a possibility)

Oi Thaddy, boyo. I'm Welsh and don't understand a word of it. Maybe from Essex, I've heard that there are some evolutionary side branches of the species Homo Sapiens still kicking around the Harlow area.

To get back on topic if this blue eyed blonde naked cleaner is looking for work my apartment could do with some attention, anytime tonight will do.

To get back on topic if this blue eyed blonde naked cleaner is looking for work my apartment could do with some attention, anytime tonight will do.

1) she prefers schoolboys and it is unlikely that you have fallen into that category since the previous mllenium or two

2) she is from the northern hemisphere so it is less naked cleaning and more stoking the fireplace

CB

2) she is from the northern hemisphere so it is less naked cleaning and more stoking the fireplace

He is hoping that she'll be looking north while stoking his southern fires !