Caesar Csar – A Tragedy in One Act

[PETERTHEEATER]

 

 

(Caesar is sitting on his throne in the Senate)

 

Aide:                             Your Excellency, two men from the Ministry of Health are here to see you.

 

C'sar:                            What is their business?

 

Aide:                             They say they are here to give you a jab

 

C'sar:                             Ah! At last, immunisation. Show them in!

 

(Two figures enter)

 

C'sar:                              What are your names ?

 

First man:                      I am named Brutus Somchai

 

Second Man:                And I, his brother, am named Cassius Somchai

 

C'sar: Welcome.          What is the vaccine I am to receive today good servants:

 

First man:                      Excellency, the label indicates it to be Anutinus Fatale a product of artisans in far Cathay.

 

Second man:                And here it comes......(Jabbing the patient )

 

C'sar:                               Is this a dagger I see before me?

 

First man :                      You got that right Pinocchio. No more somtam for you.

 

Csar: (gasping)             Et tu Anutin?.......(collapses from side effects, other members of the Senate join in with complementary booster shots to ensure efficacy)

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                         THE END