George Bush is visiting our neighborhood tomorrow - I mean he's going to be visiting 100 meters from where we live.

I'm going to take the day off in order to offer him my wisdom and guidance.... Do you have any (polite) messages you'd like me to pass on?

George Bush is visiting our neighborhood tomorrow - I mean he's going to be visiting 100 meters from where we live.

I'm going to take the day off in order to offer him my wisdom and guidance.... Do you have any (polite) messages you'd like me to pass on?

You could ask him if he wants to be a charter member of FARTs now that he is coming to the end of his US political career

CB

Nothing polite, I'm afraid.

Close all windows. He's close enough to kill your plants by his very presence

Here I thought you were talking about the only George who mattered.

Our own george

You could mention that the weather is really quite pleasant in Bangkok for the time of year so could he include us out of his new-found "stop global warming" campaign.

Try getting him to drink some Wild Turkey. He was less dangerous as a drunk.

Dallas is nice at this time of year.

Not to pull your halo down around your neck and tug you off your cloud, but I am more than just a little curious how planning to go about making your amends to the dead. -A Perfect Circle

Dallas is nice at this time of year.

It's especially good in an open top car. Problem is, assasinations tend to make people forget the reality and make the person into a legend.

Better to let them drown themself in their own BS and the world to remember them for what they are and what they did.

A good question is "when are you sending your sons and daughters to the war in Iraq, for them to lead their fellow Americans from the front just like you did in Vietnam" "Ahhh that's right your Daddy got you into the National Guard and you didn't have to go didn't he?"

I will believe a politician who says "this is a just war", when they have their family join the rest at the front line.

CB

Actions speak louder than words. Give him one of these from yours truly..

Dallas is nice at this time of year.

It's especially good in an open top car. Problem is, assasinations tend to make people forget the reality and make the person into a legend.

Better to let them drown themself in their own BS and the world to remember them for what they are and what they did.

A good question is "when are you sending your sons and daughters to the war in Iraq, for them to lead their fellow Americans from the front just like you did in Vietnam" "Ahhh that's right your Daddy got you into the National Guard and you didn't have to go didn't he?"

I will believe a politician who says "this is a just war", when they have their family join the rest at the front line.

CB

Never happen Crow. When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. But I agree, lead from front or sit down and shut up.

So I guess it would be appropriate for the Queen to take over government again, now that her grnadchildrewn are out in Iraq (or going there?)

They have never been the same since Freddy died. But I'm with the Hefferlump. Brian May would make a far better President and at least the true leader of the Western world Bono, would talk to him.

No point saying anything to him, a waste of time and breath. You are better off talking to the mushrooms at the bottom of the garden. They grow on the same stuff as Dubbya but they don't talk it.

Not sure I'd want him within 100 metres of me though, he's got too many real nasty enemies and some even worse friends.