They Say You Should Never

[AlexLah]

You infidel!!!!!!

Trying to expose me?

No no no, it is much better than a sect, it's it's, kinda like a brotherhood ya know, but secret yes.

We come together and discuss the next step in our evil plan to take over the world and the population that will be left after we initiate phase 6.

As you can see from current disastrous event's we are well under way, he he he.

Very soon the next shock will be applied with surgical precision, the perfect cut it is being called here, he he he.

Now, have you farted or not?

[Ping]

Do we really need this banal toilet humour? No? I didn't think so...

[AlexLah]

It is not toilet humor Ping, they call it: Culture.

Have a look here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/4515126...k---Part-3.html

Did you know?

[Ping]

Why would I look there?

[Zpete]

It may be a chinese public toilet.

Have you seen one?

[Ping]

What, a Chinese toilet? How are they different?

[AlexLah]

Ping and Cashill, let me tell you why you are here. You are here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it, it is like a whisper, you hear it, but you do not know where it is coming from. You have felt it your entire life, that there is something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

Are you ready for the next step?

[Ping]

Thanks Alex - you've made my day!

Over to you Cashill - 'Are you ready for the next step'?

[AlexLah]

Hey, just try to be funny.

But I know, both of you have questions.

The thing is, so far you did not got any answers....

Am I right?

[cashill]

I am no sure abouth this.

Do you think ,i should expose such intimit experience,like me and my farts to the public??

[AlexLah]

Cashill, farting in public is just one of those way's.

There is many others.

And there are many others.

Realising that the world is not what it seems and seeing the world differently is what it is all about.

Have you ever had a chocolate icecream and wondered why it taste so nice?

[Ping]

Would it be something to do with the flavour?

[thithi]

how is decent chocolate supposed to be?

[AlexLah]

Chocolate icecream and pie rule!

I dunno why but I love chocalate ice cream.

Do you like chocolate eye cream?

[cashill]

OK i'm ready for the next step.

I feel a little insecure,

is that normal??

Why am i more into strawberryicecream ?

[Ping]

Cashill has accepted, Alex. What is the next step? And why does it involve icecream?

[AlexLah]

Ping, it is a code word, Icecream means, I scream.

I am not sure if Cash is ready to "Recieve"

As you know to be part of "The Program" you need to sacrifice.

You need to free yourself.

Cash, are you willing to "Recieve"

[cashill]

Yes i'am willing to recieve.

Should i open a special account to recieve donations?

[AlexLah]

Good Cashill,

Now bend over and lower your pants....

He is all yours Ping, what you gonna do?

[Zpete]

C'mon Cashill, get'em down.

[cashill]

I think i better go outside and have a cigarette

should i light it?

[Ping]

Did Alex forget to take his meds?

[AlexLah]

You are right Ping, I totally forgot.

Good, now we are back on track again I think it is time that ZApete comes to Thailand for a short holiday.

Zpeed, when are you coming over again?

Sorry Cash, I hope I did not scare you too much, did I?

[cashill]

I took some time to find a suiteble asswer

bud cannot coming up with something better than'',i keep my back covered

you dont want this to be moved to the gay section do you??

[Zpete]

Dunno Alex, had hoped to be in Chalong for Loy Krathon.

Meet up again with Ping, hopefully.

Possible visit to Manila soon, affairs of the heart...... .

If I do, hope to detour via LoS.

No dates yet.

Ya reckon we could meet up this time?

[AlexLah]

Sure, I have plenty of time in the coming months.

Cashill why do you think this Fred could potentially be moved to the gay section?

Or do you want it to be moved there so you can have an excuse to peek around in there?

[cashill]

Good Cashill,

Now bend over and lower your pants....

He is all yours Ping, what you gonna do?

A reqeust like that could lead to very tempting situations

A peek just to broaden your horizon won't hurt ,does it?

[AlexLah]

I have no idea Cash if peeking at the other side could hurt.

Could you tell us?

I am sure you would need a bit of this:

[cashill]

One of these days i will take a peek there and then i tell ya

Should i go undercover?

[AlexLah]

Now the end of days is near, just do anything that you ever thinked of Cash, as long as you do not hurt other people.

There is no need to go under cover just make sure the "Rod" is covered.

Just let us know the spicy details of your adventures in the unknown OK?