Daft things your Mrs believes in?

[proton]

1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

It would be interesting to have a similar thread written by our wives. What crazy things to farangs believe? 

Mine has 2 degrees, she still thinks there is a pee bob in her village and that when her uncle told her he saw the village witch change into a cow it really happened ????

[Mac Mickmanus]

31 minutes ago, blazes said:

Flowers were a nuisance?? Petal harassment?   Something like that??

Just getting in the way 

[blazes]

mine takes paracetamol  when ever  it  rains...

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

5 hours ago, Gillyflower said:

Actually she is right, but not for the reason. It saves a lot on the electricity bill.  There are lots of articles and comments on the TV about it nowadays in France.

That's a good point and you're correct about saving electricity.

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

2 hours ago, blazes said:

mine takes paracetamol  when ever  it  rains...

Paracetamol can damage the liver. This is dangerous. 

 

We get a lot of rain here in Thailand. 

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

My Mrs told me the headboard side of the bed (or maybe our heads) cannot be on the side of the bathroom

Yep. 

 

Not just the bathroom, your head/bedhead must be pointing in a certain direction, it's bad luck.......... apparently ????

 

Now I understand where all my bad luck has come from.

 

Oh well, if it wasn't for Bad Luck, I'd have no luck at all ????

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

It would be interesting to have a similar thread written by our wives. What crazy things to farangs believe? 

Don't need the Thai women to give input. 

 

I've got a fair idea of what foreigners here in Thailand believe in, just by reading the AN articles, threads, comments and replies, strange lot for sure. 

 

[hotchilli]

Mine believes spirits live in ant hills... that's a doozy.

[hotchilli]

19 hours ago, mickyr55 said:

My usually sensible lady believes that if she touches plants ???? during her periods they will die

Ask her why she can bleed once a month and not die?

[brianthainess]

Believing I get my pension on the 1st of every month, not every 28days,???? 

[IvorBiggun2]

My missus turns the car aircon off prior to parking up and not switching it back on until the car is running again. I ask her why but says she can't remember but someone told her to do it. She also believes in placing a red effigy outside the house keeps ghosts away.

PS. Not my house but an example.

 

Edited August 25, 2022 by IvorBiggun2

[transam]

16 hours ago, Kwasaki said:

An English guy in our village has bought an MG for his Mrs with Union Jack on the roof is that OK. ????

Perhaps he doesn't know, keep quiet about it, he may have a balcony......????

[Kwasaki]

1 hour ago, transam said:

Perhaps he doesn't know, keep quiet about it, he may have a balcony......????

His opened a restaurant worse the than buying an MG.

 

Tried saying hello but I just get blanked, his Mrs is OK though maybe she told him I said his beer price and food prices are too expensive.

 

[transam]

1 minute ago, Kwasaki said:

His opened a restaurant worse the than buying an MG.

 

Tried saying hello but I just get blanked, his Mrs is OK though maybe she told him I said his beer price and food prices are too expensive.

 

He might just be Hi-So, met a few of those types during my time here.....????..................????

[Kwasaki]

40 minutes ago, transam said:

He might just be Hi-So, met a few of those types during my time here.....????..................????

Very few westerners live in our village where I live, didn't even know he was English until his wife told me. ????

 

On topic though I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a daft thing to think of to open another restaurant in our village.

 

 

[transam]

Just now, Kwasaki said:

Very few westerners live in our village where I live, didn't even know he was English until his wife told me. ????

 

On topic though I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a daft thing to think of to open another restaurant in our village.

 

 

Not here money, we have seen them come and go anywhere in LOS wiv farangy's cash to squander.......????

[johnnybangkok]

On 8/24/2022 at 9:16 PM, LukKrueng said:

Don't blame me for all the BS your wives and gf's believe. YOU married them. Now what does it say about you???????????????????

Lighten up Kenny Killjoy

[SAFETY FIRST]

On 8/24/2022 at 9:16 PM, LukKrueng said:

Don't blame me for all the BS your wives and gf's believe.

Stop being so miserable. 

 

It's amusing, try it, it might cheer you up. 

 

[LukKrueng]

32 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Stop being so miserable. 

 

It's amusing, try it, it might cheer you up. 

 

Me? I'm not miserable. Send all you guys have problems with your wives and gf's

[SAFETY FIRST]

6 minutes ago, LukKrueng said:

Me? I'm not miserable. Send all you guys have problems with your wives and gf's

It's free entertainment. 

Listening to their rediculous theories. 

 

[spidermike007]

She is amongst the 1% of Thais who are Christian. It seems to be a Korean style of Christianity. By the book. So, she believes Christ is the only prophet, and he is the only way to find salvation. 

 

But, she has alot of amazing qualities, is a really great gal and partner, and has a

huge heart, so I can overlook a small thing like that, especially since it rarely comes up, unless I mention it! 

 

She also has a fear of ghosts and snakes. But, most Thais do. 

 

Just a quirk. We all have them. 

[proton]

18 minutes ago, LukKrueng said:

Me? I'm not miserable. Send all you guys have problems with your wives and gf's

what's this in English?  ????

[Lacessit]

My GF believes implicitly in ghosts. She will not go out in the dark alone, or with another Thai.

However, she is quite happy to go out in the dark with me. The ghosts stay away because I don't believe in them. No kidding, that is what she has told me.

[kwak250]

Don't cut your hair or buy a house car on a Wednesday.

 

Purple clothes are a bad choice of colour for clothes as it means you will be alone.

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

4 minutes ago, kwak250 said:

Purple clothes are a bad choice of colour for clothes as it means you will be alone

I don't doesn't matter what country you're living in, if you wear purple clothes, you will be alone. 

 

 

[kwak250]

53 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I don't doesn't matter what country you're living in, if you wear purple clothes, you will be alone. 

 

 

Not sure your right about that! 

[blazes]

58 minutes ago, kwak250 said:

Not sure your right about that! 

No, this mumpty is definitely alone (to all intents and purposes).  However, if you're into designer nipples, maybe you're right.....