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Yesterday, GOD Spoke To Me, Thusly: Go Forth and MULTIPLY!


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On 10/1/2023 at 10:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

 

What do you think He meant?

 

Has GOD ever said the same to you?

 

If so, then what did you do?

 

After GOD spoke to me, I checked my Bible.

The only reference half-way applicable to what was commanded of me by GOD, yesterday, seems to be this:

 

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How can GOD ask this of me, I have been wondering.

Surely He knows my limitations.

 

What would YOU do, if you were I?

 

Thank you for any help, forthcoming from YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First answer this, 

Are you building an ark?

Have every species of animal been showing-up at your home in pairs?

 

If you answered "yes" to both, please tell me so that I can book a spot on that ark of yours!

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The whole point of most religions is to encourage increasing its population.

- the more believers there are the more it's likely to be believed

- the more believers there are the more money the church can collect

- the more believers there are the better chance of winning a war against another religion

 

As @spidermike007correctly points out, any sensible or kind god would want to put the brakes on human overpopulation.

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On 10/2/2023 at 12:42 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Has anyone a clue why GOD would say this to me, an inveterate celibate?

 

What do you think He meant?

 

Has GOD ever said the same to you?

 

If so, then what did you do?

 

After GOD spoke to me, I checked my Bible.

The only reference half-way applicable to what was commanded of me by GOD, yesterday, seems to be this:

 

image.png.d9f78559f9b1ff1cc660b5402a0ed33f.png

 

How can GOD ask this of me, I have been wondering.

Surely He knows my limitations.

 

What would YOU do, if you were I?

 

Thank you for any help, forthcoming from YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you superstitious? 

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