Every time I open a thread , all off a sudden an annoying "Be first to know" banner opens up on the button of my screen where I type most of my typos.  

Oh there it is again. 

I desperately try to avoid clicking  on it , 'cause I don't want to be the first to know . I mean if an asteroid of extinction event proportions were to hit the earth , I kind of like it if it hit on the other side of the earth . which would give me the time to post a few choice words to those who often and maliciously disagree with me. 

And I am sure I am not the only one.

What would you want to have time to defore your impending doom gets to you? 

This topic already exist in the support forum.