I was wondering just now when taking a shower, why are we not cannibals?

Der, because they don't have it on the shelves at ASDA.

I actually thought cannibalism was illegal but apparently in many countries "the act of eating human flesh" isn't illegal

So does that mean if they put shit on the shelves, you would...........

Actually it is exactly what I am asking, why have they made cannibalism illegal, Mr bo?

If it was on the shelves, i might give it a go

And to your second point. They HAVEN'T made cannibalism illegal. I think you read my post wrong.

No I did not read your post wrong. I meant if you have to eat human meat you have to kill them first right? And that is illegal, right? So why? Why do we have to make it illegal? I am asking why? Why should we not kill? Why do we not let the strongest kill the weak and eat them? Is it because they are not "aroy" or is there some other reasons?

Anyone posters here can answer this? I myself don't know the answer.

No, you do not have to kill humans to eat the meat. They could die of natural causes. Remember the Argentinian rugby team who's plane crashed on a mountain.

So, to re-cap:-

It is Illegal to kill humans

It is Legal to eat human flesh

Whether it is aroy or not. I confess to not having a <deleted> clue

I was wondering just now when taking a shower, why are we not cannibals?

Der, because they don't have it on the shelves at ASDA.

I actually thought cannibalism was illegal but apparently in many countries "the act of eating human flesh" isn't illegal

So does that mean if they put shit on the shelves, you would...........

Actually it is exactly what I am asking, why have they made cannibalism illegal, Mr bo?

If it was on the shelves, i might give it a go

And to your second point. They HAVEN'T made cannibalism illegal. I think you read my post wrong.

No I did not read your post wrong. I meant if you have to eat human meat you have to kill them first right? And that is illegal, right? So why? Why do we have to make it illegal? I am asking why? Why should we not kill? Why do we not let the strongest kill the weak and eat them? Is it because they are not "aroy" or is there some other reasons?

Anyone posters here can answer this? I myself don't know the answer.

No, you do not have to kill humans to eat the meat. They could die of natural causes. Remember the Argentinian rugby team who's plane crashed on a mountain.

So, to re-cap:-

It is Illegal to kill humans

It is Legal to eat human flesh

Whether it is aroy or not. I confess to not having a <deleted> clue

Yes, the name is "Alive". I watched it twice. Nice film.

Do you want to try? I have six toes and I only need five.

I have six toes and I only need five.

That's funny, most people have ten but only really need two.

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I was wondering just now when taking a shower, why are we not cannibals?

Der, because they don't have it on the shelves at ASDA.

I actually thought cannibalism was illegal but apparently in many countries "the act of eating human flesh" isn't illegal

So does that mean if they put shit on the shelves, you would...........

Actually it is exactly what I am asking, why have they made cannibalism illegal, Mr bo?

If it was on the shelves, i might give it a go

And to your second point. They HAVEN'T made cannibalism illegal. I think you read my post wrong.

No I did not read your post wrong. I meant if you have to eat human meat you have to kill them first right? And that is illegal, right? So why? Why do we have to make it illegal? I am asking why? Why should we not kill? Why do we not let the strongest kill the weak and eat them? Is it because they are not "aroy" or is there some other reasons?

Anyone posters here can answer this? I myself don't know the answer.

No, you do not have to kill humans to eat the meat. They could die of natural causes. Remember the Argentinian rugby team who's plane crashed on a mountain.

So, to re-cap:-

It is Illegal to kill humans

It is Legal to eat human flesh

Whether it is aroy or not. I confess to not having a <deleted> clue

Yes, the name is "Alive". I watched it twice. Nice film.

Do you want to try? I have six toes and I only need five.

The "Director's Cut" version DVD of "Alive" comes with a "scratch 'n sniff" card, and a recipe book. Yummy.

I was going to comment on the urge to nip a shapely rump now and then - maybe better not..............................................

When you tell a g/f you arwe going to EAT her, you might actually mean it?

Regarding the taste...let me borrow from Izzard.

"Hi! I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes. Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks! Mmm, they taste of chicken!" They do! Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that.

I am sure that cannibals say human flesh tastes like bacon!

nope I heard chicken too.

Even in Alive they say it.

nope I heard chicken too.

Even in Alive they say it.

Yeah, but that was raw. Who knows what raw chicken tastes like? Also. I can't remember that being in the book. I think that was a Hollywood bit of poetic licence.

the human meat was raw ( a bit frozen, actually) , but they never specified that it tasted like raw chicken.

You lot need to read a short story by Stephen King. It's in one of his collections. Not sure if the story is called "The Zodiac Club", but that's the name of the gastronomic club in the story... Gets very interesting, as to the delicacies served up

Aff.. I said earlier than meat-wise we are most closely related to pigs.

Pigs are biologically similar to humans, and their meat is said to taste similar to human flesh.

My intelligence is unappreciated here!

Bah..w/e..off for a huff now.

All the blokes I work with will definitely taste like pork !!!!

I read somewhere that babies taste different to adults. And that whites taste different to Coloured's, and different to Asian's etc. I suppose depending on the type of food we eat as part of our daily intake, this would make sense.

For instance, when in Thailand, if i was to eat MrsBoJ, she would just taste like Palah, undoubtedly.

My wife would taste like a bankbook.

And from her perspective, I would taste like an ATM machine.

In the space of four days this thread that started out as a debate between vegans & meat eaters has turned into a discussion about cannabalism?? I think its time for the tinted glasses again!

In the space of four days this thread that started out as a debate between vegans & meat eaters has turned into a discussion about cannabalism?? I think its time for the tinted glasses again!

That's the great thing about Bedlam topics!

vegans & meat eaters has turned into a discussion about cannabalism

Yeah it looks like the meat eaters have won this round but even i didn't think the win would be so emphatic as to go onto eating ourselves

I read somewhere that babies taste different to adults.

What worries me, is that you posted this the same day you congratulated Soundman on Soundboy.

I read somewhere that babies taste different to adults.

What worries me, is that you posted this the same day you congratulated Soundman on Soundboy.

Oh oh!

What normal people see:

What MrboJ sees:

?

Nice one eek. Soundman, i don't think MiniBlaster looks like that, honest guv

Kayo, i said i "heard" not that i "tried"

And BTW, it wasn't me who brought up the cannibalism subject !!

Just going back a few pages to find the culprit

Edit// found it. It was meemiathai, who wants to be a cannibal

I read somewhere that babies taste different to adults.

What worries me, is that you posted this the same day you congratulated Soundman on Soundboy.

Oh oh!

What normal people see:

What MrboJ sees:

?

close, Eek (nice one btw

. I found it:

What? Is the bacon overdone eek

What? Is the bacon overdone eek

No, it's cos it's wrapped aroud chicken!

Here's a great and simple recipe for those chicken lovers out there.

Stuffed chicken breasts

Chicken breast (as many as you need)

Pate, your favourite type - I used a chunky mushroom pate which worked really well!

Streaky bacon, the fatty type, smoked if you prefer.

Method

Stuff the chicken breast with as much pate as you can fit in.

Wrap in 2 or 3 strips of bacon.

Wrap in tin foil - shiny side in, in a sort of pouch, ie with room so that the tin foil is not touching the chicken. cook in a hot oven (200 c) for about 15 mins, then open the tin foil pouch and cook for about another 15 mins. The pouch is full of juice which you use to make a nice gravy.

Serve with potatoes and veg with a nice mustard or a cranberry sauce for a sweeter taste.

Dead simple and your guests think that you're a genius!

Actually if you have seen my feet you won't be saying the same. They look delicious!

Have YOU seen them lately?

All this talk about delicious meaty food has put pounds on already.

good lord HUMPHREY!!!! Did I just notice "Cambridge" in "your locations"?

I fancy some bear meat.

good lord HUMPHREY!!!! Did I just notice "Cambridge" in "your locations"?

I fancy some bear meat.

I think Hump Free Beer will be eating Kabseh, Shish Tawook or Shawerma at the moment Kayo

I didn't know they had bears in Saudi/ Hey! D'you think female bears have to wear burkas and that?

Bloody hot, I imagine.

nahhhh...the only things bears need arethe bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

... ill get my coat

D'you think female bears have to wear burkas

Kayo, can you not spell. They need BEARKAS, you numpty

eek, hang on a minute will you, i'll get my coat too