I'm a 7-year-old pageant queen, I've got a six-pack because I workout at the gym and eat a healthy diet

[Crossy]

Personally, I find the whole child beauty pageant thing a little bit creepy. But each to his own.

 

A seven-year-old beauty queen who works out several times a week and eats a 'healthy' diet has developed a jaw-dropping six-pack.

Angel Heiman, from Los Angeles, said she first noticed that her pageant-winning daughter, Kynlee, had abs when she was just three years old. 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12955429/7-year-old-pageant-six-pack-workout-gym.html

 

[Nemises]

What TF is that growing out of her bellybutton? 

[impulse]

48 minutes ago, Nemises said:

What TF is that growing out of her bellybutton? 

 

That's how mine looked, before I discovered beer.

 

[EVENKEEL]

I agree it's creepy as fork to see. Same as the 6 yr olds all dressed up and caked with makeup. Saw one little girl at the temple show twerking, what's wrong with these people?????

[Chris Daley]

Brain development is better during the early years.  Going to the gym is best for your 20's onwards.

 

From 0 to 5 the brain grows faster than it will every grow again.  And they keep learning for primary school.

 

From the age of 0 to 18 you have a real advantage if you can teach your kid at home.  They will crush the competition.

[brianthainess]

It's just unnatural for a any child to look like that.  

[impulse]

20 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

From the age of 0 to 18 you have a real advantage if you can teach your kid at home.  They will crush the competition.

 

Maybe on aptitude tests. 

 

But you can't teach a kid social skills without peers around.  And that includes negotiation, which is the skill most likely to make people rich.

 

I'd go along with home schooling supplemented by a big dose of social interaction outside the classroom, but that's a tough one.

 

 

[retarius]

The photo looks doctored. 

[flyingtlger]

She's possessed....

 

[Crossy]

4 minutes ago, retarius said:

The photo looks doctored. 

 

I thought so too, but a Google for images of Kynlee Heiman reveals loads of hits, the kid and her six-pack are real enough.

 

 

[Crossy]

Of course, we in the UK went through a bit of a "phase" too, any other Brits remember Channel-4's "Mini-Pops"?

 

https://nostalgiacentral.com/television/tv-by-decade/tv-shows-1980s/mini-pops/

 

[GammaGlobulin]

I'm a 7-year-old pageant queen...

 

Is this topic autobiographical?

 

[KannikaP]

6 hours ago, Crossy said:

Personally, I find the whole child beauty pageant thing a little bit creepy. But each to his own.

 

A seven-year-old beauty queen who works out several times a week and eats a 'healthy' diet has developed a jaw-dropping six-pack.

Angel Heiman, from Los Angeles, said she first noticed that her pageant-winning daughter, Kynlee, had abs when she was just three years old. 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12955429/7-year-old-pageant-six-pack-workout-gym.html

 

Make-up or Photoshop.

[Crossy]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

Make-up or Photoshop.

 

I thought so too, but a Google for images of Kynlee Heiman reveals loads of hits, the kid and her six-pack are real enough.

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

I thought so too, but a Google for images of Kynlee Heiman reveals loads of hits, the kid and her six-pack are real enough.

 

 

...look real enough.

[Crossy]

Just now, KannikaP said:

...look real enough.

 

Shooteth-not the messenger

[KannikaP]

25 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Shooteth-not the messenger

Sorry Sir.   

[drgoon]

5 hours ago, impulse said:

 

That's how mine looked, before I discovered beer.

 

same here mate....  and I'm better for it 55