Truly, old age is a blessing. For decades, nature forced me to chase women. I had no choice, I had to comply with nature. It cost me a fortune.

These days I find old age a blessing. No more urge to chase women. These days I concentrate on low cost masturbation procedures.

While the national anthem plays softly in the background and me whisteling the yankee doodle simultainiously, always remembering how much money I just saved, leads to a unsurpassable climax. Highly recommendable.

 

Unsurpassable climax? Is a rotary and tug technique involved? Swissie, we want deets.

7 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

Unsurpassable climax? Is a rotary and tug technique involved? Swissie, we want deets.

You should know John 👓, those round thick  glasses 

On 3/31/2024 at 11:36 PM, swissie said:

. No more urge to chase women

 

I still got the urge but not the energy , especially in this heat. By the time I caught up with them I would already be well and truly cattled.

On 4/6/2024 at 2:44 AM, Prubangboy said:

Unsurpassable climax? Is a rotary and tug technique involved? Swissie, we want deets.

Rotary and tug and more. But mainly the very fact of how much money I saved time after time. As a result, my bank account get's fatter month by month. And the very fact that by turning down offers down by "baeutiful women", seems to increase my "market-value". If this keeps going, I may be offered free rides, while my bank account gets fatter at the same time. Something I would call the ultimative "win-win" situation. Working on it. But the refusal of accepting certain services, seems to awaken a certain "female hunting instinct".

 

Needless to say, that I wear Gold chains around my neck and wear dark sunglasses even after midnight.

"Old age is a blessing. Period."

 

My last gf said something similar: "Old age is a blessing. No Periods".