You be careful young lady.

My friend Kayo ( He, who has promised beer ) is a very well respected lunatic in these parts.

Hint: pretty easy to start a revolution though...........................................four letter word b--R, is the key to Kayo's new found success..................You didn't get that from me........shhhhhhhhh.

Still got some beer left over from last night. Is it enough?

Yup!

I did JG

She said it.

I did JG

She said it.

tsk tsk. I was refering to the pizza order!

Just because you've recently come over all gay doesnt mean the rest of us have.

Keep it clean, beauty queen.

I did JG

She said it.

tsk tsk. I was refering to the pizza order!

Just because you've recently come over all gay doesnt mean the rest of us have.

Keep it clean, beauty queen.

Nice one eek!

What an amazing place. Truly one of the best forums out there on the www I love how we can debate and discuss such high brow topics of religion, philosophy, science and combinations thereof together with complete nonsense just for the heck of it.

So three cheers to all at Bedders, long may this madhouse last!

Fell into this forum through a hole in the roof. And here I was believing all the hype that this forum was a figment of some overactive imaginations...

Ping!

Welcome to bedlam friend!

Eek,

Any more talk about me being gay and I'll headbutt your boobs with my littler head.

..ok

Thanks for the welcome, K... entry to this forum seems a bit like entering a second adulthood - when I am really closer to my second childhood!

Thanks for the welcome, K... entry to this forum seems a bit like entering a second adulthood - when I am really closer to my second childhood!

oh you most certainly are in the right place then.

Why just a wee while ago I was discussing with somebody how much like a second childhood this forum 47 is.

Thanks for the welcome, K... entry to this forum seems a bit like entering a second adulthood - when I am really closer to my second childhood!

Hey ping, welcome, go here and tell us about yourself.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=101950

Welcome to fruitloop land, Ping.

Eek,

Any more talk about me being gay and I'll headbutt your boobs with my littler head.

You should be so lucky!

Yeah, where the bucaneers ravish wenches on the quarterdeck, and the meds are free....

Welcome, and use a condom....

Yeah, where the bucaneers ravish wenches on the quarterdeck, and the meds are free....

Welcome, and use a condom....

Sound advice!

Yeah, where the bucaneers ravish wenches on the quarterdeck, and the meds are free....

Welcome, and use a condom....

Sound advice!

Why?

You guys on the sauce again?

You all know that none of you are on those sorts of privileges!

Welcome, Ping, old chap. Don't eat the crayons. They're mine.

^

Oh no they're not, they're mine.

And I want my plastic scissors back too.

We can wish, can't we?

Thanks for the welcome, K... entry to this forum seems a bit like entering a second adulthood - when I am really closer to my second childhood!

Hey ping, welcome, go here and tell us about yourself.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=101950

Thanks for the welcome folks! As requested, I have revealed all my sinister secrets on the suggested thread.

Thanks for the welcome folks! As requested, I have revealed all my sinister secrets on the suggested thread.

Well, he told a big fat lie already, dinninee, Ladies and Gentlemen. I read that post and he says he only reveals the meaning of his name when he is three sheets to the wind.

Once again, Jettie must sort the wheat from the chaff, and can't say I'm bladdy pleased about it after working 12 hours already today.

Ping? What the f* kind of name is Ping? Are you the personification of a submarine signal? One ping only? (Ooooh, Itty Bitty, run out and round up Sean Connery for us, wouldya? I think NR and Miggy would like a go, too.) Well, I guess it's better than a microwave appliance's confirmation sound that your leftover chicken chow mein is ready, which I believe to be Ding!

I also know Bing! from the Three Stooges. Buckwheat can elaborate on that.

Or are you, Ping, half of a table tennis game where the players paddle each other's balls back and forth? If you are this Ping, where the f** is Pong? Hang on, do we have a quorum in the forum to vote on this: Do we allow half-sets here? We have half-wits, but I know not about the rulings on half-sets. BSB, <deleted>, where are you?

So, Ping, ping, ping. pong.

Well, it rather reminds me of a tournament, a Nixon and a China. Henceforth, in Bedlam proper, Ping has done his last pong return and shall be known forever more as Chairman. Fluffy, 86, Tiggy, Twinkie, Blaster, Limpy, Beakboy, Squirt, Golden Arches, Sceaspit: arrange for the oath quote, blindfold, manacles, and Chairman's retrieval of the banana turd from the toilet in cubicle 36. Then turn him over to Bopper and Totster -- did you see Chairman's av? He's banned Tots and the little blighter's only been here a day. 55555555555555555555

Jet. Your pride has enveloped you. As I've mentioned on the other Pinned thread. You've gone too far.

Jet. Your pride has enveloped you. As I've mentioned on the other Pinned thread. You've gone too far.

Jet has gone to the Dark Side. She is Sith now, all hail Darth Jetus!!

Jet. Your pride has enveloped you. As I've mentioned on the other Pinned thread. You've gone too far.

Really.

Do pray tell which thread and I shall read it, Dear Kayo. I spend much thought and time constructing my initiations for new Beddies inmates, and if you have missed the point, well, you missed the point. Anyone who knows me on this board understands that this is my way of tousling the hair of a child with affection.

Fine, I won't contribute again. Let the sorry sods be content with a welcome worthy of a dime store clerk greeting a customer at the bargain basement sale.

Nooooooooooo Jettie ignore the hefferlump ( said quietly in case he hears and withdraws the beer offer ).

All newbies deserve a tousle from your good self. To deprive them of the opportunity is far too harsh a punishment for the dear little souls.

Ya, and now we got a hacker named f* Harry. You deal with him, Limpy.

Dragging what's left of his bones back to the den as we speak......oh wise dominatrix

the welcome is all good and well.

I refer to the nick.

Not right.

BTW Hi Harry Hacker (who is reading this as I type).

You must have scared him!

I dunno about the chairman nik either, but nvm, our great one has spoken. So let it be written, so let it be done.

I wish i could go back to my own naming, just for the Jettie hair tousle. Such a pro. Not one fur was rubbed the wrong way.

meow meow.

I wish Jettie would tousle my hair...

Jet - just what was that verbal excement dripping from your mouth like the venom from your cranial appendages? You should know that 'ping' is the sound of that little machine so loved by the Monte Python clan in moments of operating theatre BEDLAM! Thus, my qualifications for ownership of this illustrious forum cannot be denied. You read me correctly, I am launching a takeover bid with the platform of reversing the roles of BMs and moderators. Any sanity occurring within the forum will be swiftly dealt with!

And so say all of us/

Any sanity occurring within the forum will be swiftly dealt with!

You are going to fit in like a cock in a sock! Welcome Pong.