besides posting on AN I also like to drink tea, alcohol and I eat like a pig.

 

i try to give up booze but now im back in the pub.

a friend of mines landing in a few ours and he wants to hit the ale.

 

he lvoes the local women,

he says he's got 500,000 to burn in a month.

i'm latching onto him for the duration.

his name is Tom.

good lad is Tom, he pays me out all the time.

 

so yeah, not sure what the point of this thread is but i'm sure gotfiddle and chumpy will find somewhere to take it!

 

bottoms up, and oh, dont forget to smile!!

this is the land of smiles baby!!!

 

bob.

Moderation, Bob!

Just now, 2baht said:

Moderation, Bob!

i am practicing it!

 

compared to how i was a few years ago i say im doin well.

 

but today is going to be a rough one, Tom is on the way and he is loaded.

 

yikes.

 

bob.

Go carefully!

Just now, 2baht said:

Go carefully!

wher's that?

 

bob.

54 minutes ago, bob smith said:

he says he's got 500,000 to burn in a month.

i'm latching onto him for the duration.

You sound like a typical grifter and a leach. Are you another of those foreigners in Thailand who has no money and is looking for ways to live off the backs of others?!

7 minutes ago, hankypankee said:

You sound like a typical grifter and a leach. Are you another of those foreigners in Thailand who has no money and is looking for ways to live off the backs of others?!

You are new here, so you may not know that Bob has a huge safe full of cash and gold, and several luxury beach villas around Thailand.

11 minutes ago, hankypankee said:

You sound like a typical grifter and a leach. Are you another of those foreigners in Thailand who has no money and is looking for ways to live off the backs of others?!

i've got 700,000 usd tucked away in cash and gold..

 

Tom is a dear friend of mine who pays me out in exchange for my advice.

 

you got a problem with that or is it just jealousy?

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Reading his reply in another thread, seems like Bob just wanks his time away.

Saw that. Apparently he aims for his own eyes. 

What I do at 80 years old, is as many odd jobs around the house and land that I know I can do, I try to do as many other jobs that I think I can do, and try to work out different ways to do them, if not I ask for help. I know that there are jobs that I cannot physically do any more, and for those I definitely ask for help.

 

I also read a lot and I am slowly editing my Ebook library, plus as a roundtuit I am writing the story of my life.

Name calling posts will be removed right away (2 just gone).

Polite and informative posts are alway welcome.

 

@billd766 Nice post, thank you, I enjoyed reading that one!

5 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

i try to spend as much of my time away from this site and posts such as these....

why are you posting here then?

 

and I thought you had blocked me??

 

bob.

Well done bob. Always doing stuff on the skint. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You must be banging some tins down your gullet by now. 

3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Well done bob. Always doing stuff on the skint. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You must be banging some tins down your gullet by now. 

im 5 pints in.

 

Tom lands in a few hours.

 

it's gonna get messy!

 

bob.

Hopefully the bar will hold your tab long enough for Tom to show up and pay your bill. We don't want to read about you playing football later on Soi 6. Anyway, the trannies prefer messy I've been told. So you should be good to go. 

2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Hopefully the bar will hold your tab long enough for Tom to show up and pay your bill. We don't want to read about you playing football later on Soi 6. Anyway, the trannies prefer messy I've been told. So you should be good to go. 

i don't mind lickin the proverbial pole every now and again..

 

bob.

Spare time? Well I recently have been Radicalized into the MAGA-Israel movement by reading the all the anti american and antisemitic garbage on the net, so I spend all of my spare time plotting Jewish world domination and stealing the election for Trump. Best defense is a good offense. I would consider actually converting but dont like scissors near my fatboy, so its all philosophical.

Mon to Fri... no free time.

 

Sat/sun, If the weather is pleasant mostly just laze by the pool slowly getting pissed.... usually throw some bangers on the BBQ for brunch.,They go great with some caramelized onion on a freshly baked bap.

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Mon to Fri... no free time.

what are you up to weekdays dare I ask?

 

bob.

17 minutes ago, bob smith said:

i don't mind lickin the proverbial pole every now and again..

 

bob.

So one man's piss pipe is another man's lollipop?

Just now, ChumpChange said:

So one man's piss pipe is another man's lollipop?

exactly.

 

bob.

 

I would say "you go girl", but I wouldn't want to offend you. I know how sensitive people can be with their pronouns these days. 

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

what are you up to weekdays dare I ask?

 

bob.

work 12 hrs a day... with a 1hr commute tacked onto either side of the day.

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

work 12 hrs a day... with a 1hr commute tacked onto either side of the day.

hard lines Ralf.

 

bob.

Offensive post removed.

4 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Bob hasn't worked 12 hrs in the last year, but he seems to waank 12 hrs a day instead. 

No wonder Ralf is so uptight!

 

working 12hrs a day in this heat with a 2 hour daily commute on top??

 

I think i'd want to top myself if that was me!

 

bob.

16 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I would consider actually converting but dont like scissors near my fatboy, so its all philosophical.

I heard if you just rub it hard enough it will come off. No scissors needed. 

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

I think i'd want to top myself if that was me!

 

bob.

I thought you were a bottom and not a top?

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottom

1 minute ago, ChumpChange said:

I thought you were a bottom and not a top?

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bottom

i'm both.

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

i'm both.

 

bob.

"Versatile Bob"