Today I met a bloke who told me he had a Micropenis.

[Ralf001]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days.

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping.

 

there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin.

 

Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK.

his wife left him and was cheating on him for years..

 

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

 

I couldn’t believe it.

 

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

he was actually a really nice bloke,

he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!!

 

absolutely flabbergasted !

 

bob.

<deleted> hell..... what do you smoke/ingest to come up with this crap ?

[watthong]

 

If it's truly micro, the micropenis usually flops atop a real pvssy, though petite, quite  "seviceable." In this instance, the balls are, ahem, "naturally'" more labia-like...The pvssy is the one that hangs the flag (any reference to Alito's household is purely coincidental) and the penis just plays the part of an embellishment (or "appertizer" if you will...)

 

In short the guy just needs to find the right "audience." His wife was actually doing him a favor.

[richard_smith237]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

 

Do you have unusually large hands bob ?  

 

 

[bob smith]

27 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Do you have unusually large hands bob ?  

 

 

No.

 

But I have an unusually large Penis!

 

bob.

[Tidal wave]

He just knew he was talking to a cock end of tall story 

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Tidal wave said:

He just knew he was talking to a cock end of tall story 

who the hell are you?

 

bob.

[richard_smith237]

31 minutes ago, bob smith said:

59 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Do you have unusually large hands bob ?  

 

 

No.

 

But I have an unusually large Penis!

 

bob.

 

Ah... so he had exceptionally small hands.... 

[chickenslegs]

3 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

Where's Tom?

At Bob's house, with Bob's missus?

 

Hope I'm not giving away the next thrilling installment of Bob's life.

[Jingthing]

I met a guy like that once.

American college football star. Totally buff 

A real adonis but a total top.

No verbal warning after a long drive.

I guess men like that often compensate with athletics or cars.

Size doesn't matter but when there is basically nothing it does.

[thainet]

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

I met a guy like that once.

American college football star. Totally buff 

A real adonis but a total top.

No verbal warning after a long drive.

I guess men like that often compensate with athletics or cars.

Size doesn't matter but when there is basically nothing it does.

This is one strange post even for you Jt

[Jingthing]

1 hour ago, thainet said:

This is one strange post even for you Jt

Really?

What about the long drive part was so strange?

For those that don't know the difference between a small one (not particularly rare) and a micro is monumental.

I've only seen that one micro but I assume those so cursed are much less likely to be showing.

[GammaGlobulin]

Sounds like a head word, to me.

[Tidal wave]

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

who the hell are you?

 

bob.

A superior being 

 

God.

[retarius]

On 6/11/2024 at 7:59 PM, bob smith said:

i’ve been hanging out in the bars a lot the last few days.

 

Im currently in southern thailand with ms nok.

 

today we went to a local watering hole and nok went off for a few hours shopping.

 

there was a farang sat at the bar so I pulled up a stool and we got to talkin.

 

Apparently this guy had just got divorced in the UK.

his wife left him and was cheating on him for years..

 

he was very matter of fact and open.

then he hit me with ‘i think it might have something to do with my micropenis.’

 

I couldn’t believe it.

 

why on earth would someone blurt out they have a micropenis to a complete stranger they just met less than an hour ago?

he was actually a really nice bloke,

he gave me his story about how he caught his wife cheating with their mutual friend and then just straight up comes out with that!!

 

absolutely flabbergasted !

 

bob.

This is why I have stopped going in bars and stopped socialising with farangs. They always have to brag about size, as though having a micropenis is something to brag about. My wife calls me Hamyai whenever she introduced me to one of her girlfriends.  Interestingly, this newly introduced girlfriend usually tells me about her boy friend of who  has a micropenis and she gives me her telephone number before parting for the evening. 

[bob smith]

On 6/12/2024 at 5:43 AM, Tidal wave said:

A superior being 

 

God.

superior in what way, ‘member’

 

bob.