Fox News Presidential Debate - September 2024

 

On stage announcer, “Welcome to this Fox News exclusive debate between the presidential candidates for the 2024 election being held here before a specially selected audience.” “I will now announce the candidates”, the announcer turns to her left and raises her left arm, “Vice-president Kamala Harris.” Kamala enters the stage and the crowd erupts into a tirade of boos and jeers, Kamala smiles and makes her way to stand by her lectern, several partly-eaten doughnuts bounce across the stage towards her.

 

The announcer now turns to her right and raises her right arm, “please welcome the 45^th president of the United States" short pause, “and our next president, President Donald J. Trump.” The crowd erupts in to cheers, chants of “Daarnald, Daarnald, Daarnald”  ring out. As Trump reaches his lectern the chants change to, “Yew, Hess, Hey!…..Yew, Hess, Hey!….Yew, Hess, Hey! ^“     

 

Trump raises both arms above his head and ushers the crowd to calm down.  As the audience becomes less boisterous he walks away from his lectern and towards Kamala.  As he gets closer he raises he right hand, as if to offer to shake-hands with his rival.  As the two presidential contenders meet, Trump suddenly bends his knees and pushes his hand forward.  He reaches up beneath the hem of Kamala’s dress and  pushes his hand between her legs.  Kamala screams and Trump turns towards the audience and says “women love it when I do that, they just adore my celebrity!”  The crowd once again erupts in to cheers and the “Daarnald, Daarnald chant rises again.

 

Kamala’s team rush on to the stage and usher the shocked Vice-president away as Trump returns to his lectern.  The crowd continue chanting  “Yew..Hess..Hey..Yew..Hess..Hey!  Eventually, the noise is reduced and Trump starts to speak,” You know……I came here in good faith…… I wanted to debate her….. but it turns out…..SHE’S A FRAUD!”  Trump nods his head several times, “SHE’S COMPLETELY FALSE!” The audience cheer loudly once more, Trump waits for the noise to subside before saying, ”you know what……. she’s such a GIGANTIC FRAUD….SHE’S NOT EVEN BLACK!” The whole crowd are in frenzy and the “Yew..Hess..Hey!” chant reverberates around the hall.

 

As Trump is about to continue two uniformed police officers approach and usher him off the stage. The crowd erupts into jeers and cat-calls.

 

TV coverage moves away from the hall and in to to the studio where the anchor is joined by Reform UK member of parliament Nigel Farage.

 

The anchor turns to Farage, “Well, what did you make of that Nigel?”  Farage pauses before starting to reply.  “Well, of course, the question is not what I think of it but what the Communists, the Socialists, the Left and all the other Wokes will make of it.”  Farage pauses again before continuing, “The main stream media will, of course, try to portray Donald as being in the wrong, as being the bad man, they always do.” Further short pause, “reaction of the crowd told you all you need to know about how much America loves Donald Trump!”  The anchor interjects, “you don’t think that Trump was ‘over the top’ tonight? Farage smiles and replies, “that was just locker-room antics, he meant no harm.”  Anchor interjects again, “ The Police officers leading the president from the stage doesn’t concern you?”  Farage’s face turns serious, “When you have a justice system and police that are weaponized, by the Liberals, Socialists and Wokes, against a presidential candidate then this is the sort of thing that can happen.”    The anchor starts to speak but is interrupted by Farage, “Don’t forget, those police officers may have been merely protecting the president from the left-wing, commie, socialists who have already tried to assassinate him. The anchor intervenes, “We’ll be right back after these words from our sponsors”.

 

 

It would be funny if it wouldn't be so true and sad. 

Sorry i tried to read that

Anywhere , any time except not anywhere and maybe some time. 

Scared of a woman!! ,

Chicken Don should be happy debating himself at his Rally on fox 

Just now, sirineou said:

Anywhere , any time except not anywhere and maybe some time. 

Scared of a woman!! ,

Chicken Don should be happy debating himself at his Rally on fox 

Don is leading the polls. He doesn't need a debate. He destroyed the previous clown on CNN. The Indian clown needs to grow a set and walk on Fox. Too scared of Fox then she is no hope against Putin.

Will Kamala turn up? 

Seems a few have Trump living in their heads.

Hmmm?

Just a liberal fantasy. 

 

Anyone going to watch the real debate tomorrow night, September 10?   At ABC, the only network that kamala agreed to debate at?    

 

Seems I read that Trump accepted offers from all the networks that asked if he would debate at their networks.    Why would kamala only want ABC?

On 8/26/2024 at 4:32 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

Seems a few have Trump living in their heads.

And you are one of them. You seem to appear on every Trump thread that I have bothered to look at, which certainly isn't that many.

39 minutes ago, billd766 said:

And you are one of them. You seem to appear on every Trump thread that I have bothered to look at, which certainly isn't that many.

I like to respond to the OTT posts by Trump haters. I rarely initiate posts about Trump.

 

I also don't put posts about him in threads that are nothing to do with him like some of those providing space for Trump in their heads.

 

You certainly seem to be attacking me in quite a number of threads. I hope you are not stalking me.

About the debate, what's the best channel to watch it on the internet? Al Jazeera didn't show the last one and Fox has a block or a paywall or something. I don't remember which channel I did watch it on, but it wasn't very good.

Obviously mustn't have a paywall.