Naked Foreigner Rescued from Cow Attack in Dramatic Incident

[bkkcanuck8]

This is how I pieced the story in my head... trying to make it fit the facts.

 

The man got drunk and on a bet/dare he went out into the woods to compare his privates to the local bull... (yes, he was really drunk)... the cow seeing a drunk man naked coming towards her, panicked because she thought her virtue was going to be stolen from her - and decided to fight back... 🤣

[Gandtee]

'How now brown cow? Grazing in the green green grass."😉 

[tandor]

..he shoulda pumped up his tyre first.

[LennyW]

I guess he went for a dip in the pond and the cow did not like him pissing in her drinking water, that would do it!!

[ikke1959]

I know Thai do it with animals.. I am sure as here in the neighbourhood several teenagers were caught in the act by some friends

[ryandb]

#mootoo

[Will B Good]

Just now, ikke1959 said:

I know Thai do it with animals.. I am sure as here in the neighbourhood several teenagers were caught in the act by some friends

 

 

It's compulsory in parts of the UK

[IamNoone88]

7 hours ago, smedly said:

hope he was wearing a codom 

or even a condom

[PETERTHEEATER]

7 hours ago, itsari said:

The mind boggles . 

Perhaps they can interogate the female cow to get the answers

Once the old cow hascrecovered from her bruises.....😋

[PETERTHEEATER]

1 hour ago, Taboo2 said:

I am so happy to see that the Cow is okay. "How now brown cow"

 

 

My first thoughts.

"How now brown cow"

 

 

[Charlest1971]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Matichon reported that the cow, which was tied to a wooden pole, repeatedly gored the 35 year old foreign man, who was naked at the time. The foreigner attempted to fend off the cow by holding onto its horns but was unsuccessful.

And then it says the cow tried to charge him? How could a cow charge anyone when tied to a post? 🤷‍♀️

[Will B Good]

Just now, Charlest1971 said:

And then it says the cow tried to charge him? How could a cow charge anyone when tied to a post? 🤷‍♀️

 

 

Maybe being tied to the post incurs additional charges?

[PETERTHEEATER]

Having taken his clothes off he shouted "I'm fresian" so someone passed him a Jersey.

[pacovl46]

He should've tried to wine and dine her first before trying to get freaky with her! 

[brianthainess]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Rescuers suspected that the foreigner attempted to sexually abuse the animal.

Why ??

 

[Reddavy]

9 hours ago, webfact said:

Photo composite courtesy: Daily News

 

In a bizarre and startling turn of events on the evening of 15th August, rescue teams in Ban Na Derm, Surat Thani Province, were called to a scene where a naked foreign man was aggressively being gored by a cow. The incident unfolded along Highway 41 at the intersection with Highway 44.

 

The Kusonsattha Foundation rescue team received an urgent report at 5:40 p.m. and hurried to the location along with police officers. Upon arrival, they discovered a naked man in the forest next to the road. He was clinging desperately to the head of a female brown cow, visibly battered and bruised from the encounter.

 

Rescue workers attempted to intervene, but the agitated cow was relentless. Efforts to restrain it failed, prompting the team to seek out the cow's owner. With the owner's intervention, the cow was finally calmed, and the man was extricated from the dangerous situation. He was transported to Ban Na Derm Hospital for medical evaluation. However, he astoundingly refused treatment and left the hospital immediately to return home.

 

Locals provided some insight into the preceding events. Earlier in the day, the man was seen riding a motorcycle, which he parked under the bridge near the intersection of Route 44 due to a flat tire. Ignoring the minor inconvenience, he ventured into the forest. It wasn't long before villagers were alarmed by loud cries for help. They discovered the man, now inexplicably naked, being aggressively pursued and gored by the cow, reported Dailt News.

 

The reason behind the man's peculiar actions remains unclear, leaving the community puzzled and concerned. Speculations abound, ranging from possible mental distress to the effects of substances, but no definitive explanations have surfaced.

 

Local authorities are expected to continue their investigation into this unusual incident, seeking to understand and prevent such occurrences in the future. Meanwhile, the story has captured the attention and bewilderment of the local community, leaving them to ponder the curious and dangerous afternoon on their otherwise quiet roadside.

 

-- 2024-08-16

 

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Should of stuck to the cows down soi 6 🤷🏼

[brianthainess]

24 minutes ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

Having taken his clothes off he shouted "I'm fresian" so someone passed him a Jersey.

Her ef ord was offensive...................................................................ok getting hat now. 

[VBF]

5 hours ago, petermik said:

7 hours ago, BE88 said:

The cow did not appreciate at all the hugs of the naked man ready for non-consensual sex

The cow was aggrieved by lack of foreplay.......

Yeah, pull the udder one....otherwise it's just a load of bull 😂😊

[PETERTHEEATER]

2 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

Her ef ord was offensive...................................................................ok getting hat now. 

Hey, that's my hat. 😀

[brianthainess]

He heard there is a tasty Thai dish called Cow Pat ....(There's 2 ways to take that)

[spidermike007]

Those cow attacks are really terrible, it's very disturbing when that happens, and it's much worse when you are buck naked. 

[brianthainess]

8 hours ago, itsari said:

The mind boggles . 

Perhaps they can interogate the female cow to get the answers

They have her address Moo Moo 2

[Jim Blue]

This kind of thing gets up my goat !

[Sig]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

In a related incident in April, a foreign man was condemned by Thai netizens after bathing in a small pool in front of a shrine in Bangkok and later defecating in the pool.

Whaaaaat???
Please entertain me with how the "Journalist" could think this could be a "related incident" to a naked guy cavorting with a cow.

[sambum]

Yabba dabba doo! Som nam na!

[sambum]

Why is the face of the cow pixellated out?  Maybe a legal "innocent till proven guilty" thing? 😅

 

 

[Matrosen]

10 hours ago, webfact said:

Photo composite courtesy: Daily News

 

In a bizarre and startling turn of events on the evening of 15th August, rescue teams in Ban Na Derm, Surat Thani Province, were called to a scene where a naked foreign man was aggressively being gored by a cow. The incident unfolded along Highway 41 at the intersection with Highway 44.

 

The Kusonsattha Foundation rescue team received an urgent report at 5:40 p.m. and hurried to the location along with police officers. Upon arrival, they discovered a naked man in the forest next to the road. He was clinging desperately to the head of a female brown cow, visibly battered and bruised from the encounter.

 

Rescue workers attempted to intervene, but the agitated cow was relentless. Efforts to restrain it failed, prompting the team to seek out the cow's owner. With the owner's intervention, the cow was finally calmed, and the man was extricated from the dangerous situation. He was transported to Ban Na Derm Hospital for medical evaluation. However, he astoundingly refused treatment and left the hospital immediately to return home.

 

Locals provided some insight into the preceding events. Earlier in the day, the man was seen riding a motorcycle, which he parked under the bridge near the intersection of Route 44 due to a flat tire. Ignoring the minor inconvenience, he ventured into the forest. It wasn't long before villagers were alarmed by loud cries for help. They discovered the man, now inexplicably naked, being aggressively pursued and gored by the cow, reported Dailt News.

 

The reason behind the man's peculiar actions remains unclear, leaving the community puzzled and concerned. Speculations abound, ranging from possible mental distress to the effects of substances, but no definitive explanations have surfaced.

 

Local authorities are expected to continue their investigation into this unusual incident, seeking to understand and prevent such occurrences in the future. Meanwhile, the story has captured the attention and bewilderment of the local community, leaving them to ponder the curious and dangerous afternoon on their otherwise quiet roadside.

 

-- 2024-08-16

 

- Cigna offers a variety of health insurance plans designed to meet the minimum requirement for medical treatment coverage, with benefits reaching up to THB 3 million. These plans are tailored to provide comprehensive healthcare solutions for expatriates, ensuring peace of mind and access to quality medical services. To explore the full range of Cigna's expat health insurance options and find a plan that suits your needs, click here for more information.

 

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Why are we not told of his nationality? The police was involved & the first thing the police do, is to identify the person!

[koele2]

No means no.  Even if fat cows say it.

[SAFETY FIRST]

10 hours ago, webfact said:

Upon arrival, they discovered a naked man in the forest next to the road. He was clinging desperately to the head of a female brown cow, visibly battered and bruised from the encounter.

Now this is an article worthy of reading. 

 

Female cow (is there any other type) and naked foreigner.

WTF 

 

Weird foreigner stories just keep getting more weird. 

 

Foreigners, keep up the weird stuff you weirdos. 

 

Edited August 16 by SAFETY FIRST

[Ralf001]

Rookie error.

Gotta tickle their nipples first otherwise they gets angry.