3 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Then I will say I changed my mind. Happy face again.

7 hours ago, bob smith said:

100% sure.

 

tiickets are booked.

 

this is it, my swan song.

 

bob.

I am pretty sure, you can access Asean now from Spain

how are you planning to fill the void for all the attention you seek and desperately need?

 

 

I'll miss Bob!

 

Not so much for his posts but more for the hysterical reactions that he seems to be able to solicit from many posters on here that take him (and themselves) far too seriously.

2 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

I'll miss Bob!

 

Not so much for his posts but more for the hysterical reactions that he seems to be able to solicit from many posters on here that take him (and themselves) far too seriously.

Bob's character has run it's course, time for him to think of another one, maybe has already

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

 

bob smith is leaving asia for a while.

 

… no you’re not Bob…

 

Just like last time, you made such a claim before…

 

See you on your next “I’m on a bender” thread… 

 

or… “why did the waitress scowl at me”  thread…. 

 

Following is the post bob will post in the next couple of days when he suddenly reappears:

 

Guess Who’s Back? Bob’s Wild Spanish Adventure!

Well, well, well… Looks like I’m back on AN sooner than anyone thought, huh? Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 😏

So, remember how I was all set to jet off to Europe for those “hot prospects” and my dream pool villa in the south of Spain? Yeah, about that… Turns out, things got a little too hot to handle, and not in a good way!

First, let me tell you, the Spanish villa market is WILD. The place I had my eyes on? Apparently, it was haunted. No joke. Every night I was there, I heard this weird wailing sound. I thought it was just the neighbors partying (as you do in Spain, right?), but then the locals told me the villa was built on some ancient burial ground or something. Spooky! I didn’t sign up for a real-life horror movie, so I bailed on that deal.

Then, there’s the whole matter of my “hot prospects.” You know that big business meeting I was talking about? Turns out my so-called “business partners” were running some kind of olive oil Ponzi scheme. I kid you not. They tried to rope me into this plan to sell “extra virgin” olive oil that wasn’t exactly virginal, if you catch my drift. One taste, and I knew something was up. I might be many things, but a fake olive oil salesman? No, thanks!

And just when I thought I’d had enough, my flight back to Asia got diverted to Greenland because of some volcanic ash cloud. Greenland! Of all places! I spent two days trying to learn to ice fish from a guy named Olaf, who only spoke in grunts. Let’s just say, I’m no Bear Grylls. I barely survived on some weird dried fish and snow cones.

So, here I am, back on AN, where the air is free of volcanic ash, and the olive oil is 100% legit. I know you missed me! Let’s just say the European dream is on hold… for now. Who knows where I’ll end up next? Maybe I’ll move to the moon!

P.S. I’m still working on that all-day drinking marathon, so if I get a bit wild, consider this your warning. Ban me if you want, but you know you love having me around! 😉

Cheers to unexpected adventures and even more unexpected returns!

bob.

1 hour ago, maesariang said:

Is anything you say real????

Is anything you say real Susan????

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

p.s I am going be drinking all day, so if I get outta line then so be it!

If you get too far out of line then please pm me the screenshot of what you posted before you get banned. 

Must be one hell of a bender as he's made it 30 hours since his last post 😉

 

Who'll be the first to spot his new board name...

17 hours ago, Pattaya57 said:

Who'll be the first to spot his new board name...

Keep an eye out for names like "LB Bob" or possibly "BS is Back". 

17 hours ago, Pattaya57 said:

Must be one hell of a bender as he's made it 30 hours since his last post 😉

Most likely he won't be back until Monday. Presumably he had to do something that will force him to be offline for 5-6 days, thus why he posted this windup before he left. Hopefully it's because he went it for some much needed rehab/detox. 

On 9/3/2024 at 11:25 AM, bob smith said:

100% sure.

 

tiickets are booked.

 

this is it, my swan song.

 

bob.

But Bob you have said the exact same thing before ......and like Arnold Schwarzenegger...

you came Baaaaack .. 

 

regards Worgeordie

1 minute ago, RSD1 said:

Hopefully it's because he went it for some much needed rehab/detox. 

 

If you believe anything he ever posted, including being an alcoholic, then he fooled you completely.

On a side note, some other posters on the forum should follow suit

2 minutes ago, CallumWK said:

If you believe anything he ever posted, including being an alcoholic, then he fooled you completely.

Not fooled by anything, nor believe anything he's ever posted. The assumption that he's an alcoholic is only based on the fact that many are in Thailand, especially on this forum.

 

 Dib dib dob dob bob bob

Wait, where are you going?

Now i can understand the Thai baht on the rise

22 hours ago, RSD1 said:

Keep an eye out for names like "LB Bob" or possibly "BS is Back". 

Time to start a betting pool?

On 9/3/2024 at 3:16 PM, CharlieH said:

Patrons of the Pub, shall we make this the swan song of Bob Smith ? Shall we make it so this person cannot return as Bob Smith" having decided to leave ? 

 

YOU DECIDE !! 

 

Put a thumbs up for stop and a heart for remain .......over to the patrons of the Pub

 

This topic is awaiting your votes.

I believe the pub has spoken....13 thumbs up to go vs 12 hearts to stay 😉

 

Surprised it's so close, maybe too close to call even. Obviously some people enjoyed his fantasy stories lol

 

EVEN 13 /13 

 

CLOSED