3 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

12 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Why that presumption?  Is farting or nose-picking or fanny scratching an offence ?

Not sure about the specifics here but back in blighty "driving without due care and attention"  is a very broad and virtually all encompassing allegation 

...but certainly would not include those three activities.

7 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

Is that a direct order "sir" ?     perhaps you should lead by example 

I have 

5 minutes ago, Doctor Tom said:

I have 

obviously not 

22 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Why that presumption? Are farting, nose-picking, fanny scratching, eating a sandwich or putting on make-up in a car offences ?

Hope not. as my missus is quite accomplished at muti-tasking !

They said I was driving erratically and couldn't answer questions. They asked me to come to the station to take tests. I didn't have any alcohol in my blood but they made me take a pee test, which I failed, that's what it was. 

1 hour ago, Deserted said:

They said I was driving erratically and couldn't answer questions. They asked me to come to the station to take tests. I didn't have any alcohol in my blood but they made me take a pee test, which I failed, that's what it was. 

 

So you had drugs in your urine and were caught driving under the influence of drugs? Surprise, surprise, that's a criminal offence, pal. You've now got a criminal record in Thailand.

So you got caught doing drugs ... you could have led with that.  Is it considered a felony ?   Which drug, and I'm assuming not ganga, or a very high level of, since ganga (medicinal) is legal.

 

Since they stated, 2 yr probation, then there is definitely a record of the arrest/conviction.   Whether it stays local or not, unknown.   But you are definitely in someone's data base.

22 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Masturbating in the privacy of your own car is an offence, is it?

If in a public place, in view of others, it is. 

 

The OP was caught doing something so, if he was masturbating, it would appear it wasn't in privacy 

19 hours ago, mstevens said:

 

So you had drugs in your urine and were caught driving under the influence of drugs? Surprise, surprise, that's a criminal offence, pal. You've now got a criminal record in Thailand.

 

I believe that may be the case but was also told its not a spent conviction so will not appear in a background check, which is what they check for. Things like warnings, fines and so on don't appear, that's what I was told but I have no idea. I didn't go to prison, I just paid a fine. It was done in like 2 minutes at the court then I went home. One friend said its far too small, don't worry but I have no idea as I have never had anything like this happen before.