My best memory of Thailand

[Celsius]

It was during my second divorce in 2019 just before the virus. Me and wifey had an argument, so she kicked me out for a few days. After a week she stopped replying. After 2 weeks I said screw it I'm going on Tinder.

 

I meet a super crazy controlling career woman in her 30s. She was absolutely insane....on a power trip both in bed and real life. She literally locked me in her condo while she was at work only to use me afterwards. I felt like a caged animal....and I loved it!

 

However, all of a sudden my wife decides to start communicating. Being a guy that I am and can't lie, I tell her about my current gig. She goes absolutely crazy....apechit. In 6 years I never seen her like this. She demands her Line account. I say why not. Wifey says she is going to sue her because she was still married. The control freak starts bitching at her why did you let him go??? It was back and forth for about 2 weeks. The BEST part is that I was NEVER blamed for anything. I was just an innocent victim of a woman who needed to fulfill her needs. 

 

After this I continued my tinder adventures until I met my current wife. My Chinese wife is super religious Christian and she prayed  every day for Farang husband. COVID struck and there were lockdowns. She took me to Amphur, paid an agent 10,000 baht to get us married on the spot and thanked god for bringing the deadly virus upon this planet so she could finally get married. 

 

What is your best memory of Thailand?

 

 

 

[NowNow]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Chinese wife is super religious Christian

 on Tinder?

[Celsius]

1 minute ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

[Ralf001]

5 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 on Tinder?

Grindr I reckon.

[Hummin]

Travelling with Suwanna, poi, nit, apple, noi,...............dam dam,,,,,,,

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Grindr I reckon.

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

[Ralf001]

Just now, Celsius said:

 

The topic is best memory of Thailand.

 

Is that yours?

 

My most memorable would be nudging 170mph on my old K4 gixxer on the 7 motorway.

[scubascuba3]

My three months as a Dive Master on Koh Tao, a nice break from working in the City of London

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Let me tell you about Christians and the best part of being with one

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

[Celsius]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Go on then, maybe I shall look for a born-again one.

 

The power of prayer.

 

You will be amazed just how much is forgiven just after one lil' prayer.

 

I will just leave it at that.

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 hours ago, Celsius said:

My best memory of Thailand 

Lots of great memories. 

 

Most memorable, paying for the C section at BPH and taking my newborn children home. 

 

My children have given me my best memories in Thailand. 

 

Life is great, I'll have many more ahead of me.