Another classic.  A road trip designed by women.  Wake up 5 am because that's a great idea.  14 hours in the car.  We arrive and then drive halfway back to Bangkok to view a dinosaur park (a garden with some statues in it).  The ticket total was 4000 baht so we turned around and went back.  2 hour traffic jam in Pattaya.  The sat nav was showing a clear route to the left but no.  We can not deviate from the agreed route.  Follow the leader.

 

Food was disgusting.  Dried pork with sticky rice.  Som Tam.  I wanted to sit on the sand but got ''why you do dat can not?'' so they got me a plastic chair.  the thing sank in the sand and my legs went numb.  Plastic chairs in the sand.  Follow the leader.

 

4 year old boy screaming the entire trip.  They chase him around the room with spoons of rice because he won't eat at a table.  I guess those first 4 years of tablets and phones will do that.

 

How about you?  How was your vacation?

32 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

Another classic.  A road trip designed by women.  Wake up 5 am because that's a great idea.  14 hours in the car.  We arrive and then drive halfway back to Bangkok to view a dinosaur park (a garden with some statues in it).  The ticket total was 4000 baht so we turned around and went back.  2 hour traffic jam in Pattaya.  The sat nav was showing a clear route to the left but no.  We can not deviate from the agreed route.  Follow the leader.

 

Food was disgusting.  Dried pork with sticky rice.  Som Tam.  I wanted to sit on the sand but got ''why you do dat can not?'' so they got me a plastic chair.  the thing sank in the sand and my legs went numb.  Plastic chairs in the sand.  Follow the leader.

 

4 year old boy screaming the entire trip.  They chase him around the room with spoons of rice because he won't eat at a table.  I guess those first 4 years of tablets and phones will do that.

 

How about you?  How was your vacation?

That was a vacation?

Sounds like an all inclusive, full package.

I avoid "vacations" like that. Sorry, I have work to do. Enjoy the time with your family.

 

If I don't think it will be fun, then I won't go. End of. 

Try actually planning & researching before going on a vacation.  Could always grow a set, and control your life, instead of tagging along or being led like a tethered kwai 

 

How's my / our vacation going.  Lovely and only 24 years into it 

Great, but I don’t let women have any say so on what I do. Have had something similar many moons ago, non-existent planning, day wasted etc, rarely ends well. Either just accept it wholesale or do yourself a favour and start wearing the trousers; failing that a divorce at the very least. 🙂