UK Immigration - Stranger Danger!

[Chris Daley]

There's only one thing better than bumping into an American and that's bumping into a Brit.  Jolly characters with ravishingly good looks.  They have a rich and diverse range of conversational topics.  One of those is immigration.  Is immigration really an issue in the UK?  If so why has every government promoted more of it for the past 130 years?  Uh oh... maybe there's a deeper reason involving global economy and the plight of humanity.

 

I want to let everyone know this is a safe zone.  You are all beautiful.  Lets go though some of those naughty noodle issues that keep coming up every day.

 
Timmy:  I fear that immigrants might take my job.  I feel really sad.

 

Hmm.. that's a good point Timmy.  Well you see Timmy, humans are the most expensive thing in a company.  Sometimes businesses want to save money and they do this by hiring cheaper labor.  It's sometimes called outsourcing.  Lets look at the numbers!

Aged 23 and over:  £11.00 per hour
Aged 21 to 22:  £10.18 per hour.
Aged 18 to 20:  £7.49 per hour.

Immigrant:  £5.28 per hour

Timmy:  I pay taxes.  Why do immigrants get free houses?

 

Good question Timmy.  Well you see immigrants also pay taxes.  So they also get houses.  There are pink ones, green ones many different houses.

Timmy:  Why do some people look different from me?

 

Oh Timmy!  You are full of questions today.  Well a long time ago the UK stole toys from people and made them work in a process called indentured labor.  Those people also fought in wars for the British!  Oh my gosh!  Those people lived a long way away from us.  And their skin pigment is different.  As part of this deal they were given British passports.  Many of them couldn't make it to the UK but some did!

Timmy:  Why do people claim benefits and not go to work in the big building?

 

Wow!  That's a toughie.  Well you see if people don't read or go to big school and they only eat a basic grains and cheap food they are easier to TRICK!  This is sometimes called the Capitalist System.

Timmy:  The man on the TV said I shouldn't play with the other kids. 

 

Yes, it's like when your teacher say 'no one can leave until Jack reads this sentence!'  It makes every one hate Jack and it turns people against each other.  But really, the teacher was the one being mean!  A nasty tactic.  Don't speak to that man again Timmy.

Edited 3 hours ago by Chris Daley

[JBChiangRai]

Timmy: Why haven't I got a life?

Chris: Me Too

[scubascuba3]

Most countries are fed up with excessive immigration, thought everyone knew that

[youreavinalaff]

1 hour ago, Chris Daley said:

There's only one thing better than bumping into an American and that's bumping into a Brit.  Jolly characters with ravishingly good looks.  They have a rich and diverse range of conversational topics.  One of those is immigration.  Is immigration really an issue in the UK?  If so why has every government promoted more of it for the past 130 years?  Uh oh... maybe there's a deeper reason involving global economy and the plight of humanity.

 

I want to let everyone know this is a safe zone.  You are all beautiful.  Lets go though some of those naughty noodle issues that keep coming up every day.

 
Timmy:  I fear that immigrants might take my job.  I feel really sad.

 

Hmm.. that's a good point Timmy.  Well you see Timmy, humans are the most expensive thing in a company.  Sometimes businesses want to save money and they do this by hiring cheaper labor.  It's sometimes called outsourcing.  Lets look at the numbers!

Aged 23 and over:  £11.00 per hour
Aged 21 to 22:  £10.18 per hour.
Aged 18 to 20:  £7.49 per hour.

Immigrant:  £5.28 per hour

Timmy:  I pay taxes.  Why do immigrants get free houses?

 

Good question Timmy.  Well you see immigrants also pay taxes.  So they also get houses.  There are pink ones, green ones many different houses.

Timmy:  Why do some people look different from me?

 

Oh Timmy!  You are full of questions today.  Well a long time ago the UK stole toys from people and made them work in a process called indentured labor.  Those people also fought in wars for the British!  Oh my gosh!  Those people lived a long way away from us.  And their skin pigment is different.  As part of this deal they were given British passports.  Many of them couldn't make it to the UK but some did!

Timmy:  Why do people claim benefits and not go to work in the big building?

 

Wow!  That's a toughie.  Well you see if people don't read or go to big school and they only eat a basic grains and cheap food they are easier to TRICK!  This is sometimes called the Capitalist System.

Timmy:  The man on the TV said I shouldn't play with the other kids. 

 

Yes, it's like when your teacher say 'no one can leave until Jack reads this sentence!'  It makes every one hate Jack and it turns people against each other.  But really, the teacher was the one being mean!  A nasty tactic.  Don't speak to that man again Timmy.

Must be a quiet day at school. If you got more involved when you have no teaching, instead of writing drivel on your computer, you might get on better.

 

By the way, your hourly rates are wrong and immigrants don't get houses. 

 

It seems you are not the one who should be answering your alter ego's questions.