Taking Someone Home: Ever Reach Down and Get an Unexpected Surprise?

[Alpha84]

As we all know, Bangkok’s nightlife is famous for its vibrance, variety, and the occasional unexpected twist. We’ve all heard the stories, or maybe even lived some of them. Perhaps there are even tales about the wild things we’ve done ourselves that still resurface in conversation. But what about those nights when you’ve had a few too many drinks, thought you were heading home with one hot specimen of the opposite gender, only to realize later that things weren’t quite as they seemed? Enter the infamous “Tranny Surprise” scenario.

 

I’m curious how often this kind of “miscommunication” really happens and how people react when they find themselves in such a situation. Have you ever had that subtle moment of realization; your back at your place, reach down, and suddenly discover the wrong plumbing? Did it happen once, and you learned your lesson, or has it managed to catch you off guard more than once? And when it did happen, did you roll with it, cancel the undertaking, or perhaps know all along that this was exactly what you were really looking for?

 

No judgment here—just genuinely curious to hear your thoughts and experiences in the context of this ever-unpredictable city, where surprises can be very much part of the "package".

[save the frogs]

are the threads getting more explicit on here or is it just my imagination?

[swissie]

26 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

As we all know, Bangkok’s nightlife is famous for its vibrance, variety, and the occasional unexpected twist. We’ve all heard the stories, or maybe even lived some of them. Perhaps there are even tales about the wild things we’ve done ourselves that still resurface in conversation. But what about those nights when you’ve had a few too many drinks, thought you were heading home with one hot specimen of the opposite gender, only to realize later that things weren’t quite as they seemed? Enter the infamous “Tranny Surprise” scenario.

 

I’m curious how often this kind of “miscommunication” really happens and how people react when they find themselves in such a situation. Have you ever had that subtle moment of realization; your back at your place, reach down, and suddenly discover the wrong plumbing? Did it happen once, and you learned your lesson, or has it managed to catch you off guard more than once? And when it did happen, did you roll with it, cancel the undertaking, or perhaps know all along that this was exactly what you were really looking for?

 

No judgment here—just genuinely curious to hear your thoughts and experiences in the context of this ever-unpredictable city, where surprises can be very much part of the "package".

Reach down. No surprises. 20 year old Thai Boys/Ladyboys give better service than 40 year old Thai ladies. Same procedures available at lower cost. Less "afterward" problems usually.

[RSD1]

38 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

are the threads getting more explicit on here or is it just my imagination?

It's probably just your imagination since you said you believe in ghosts, superstition, and wives tales. So just wrap another 15 protective amulets around your neck. In a moment, you'll feel right as rain. 
 

Edited 14 hours ago by RSD1

[RSD1]

5 minutes ago, swissie said:

40 year old Thai ladies

Why, can't you find any younger ones?

[RSD1]

32 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

As we all know, Bangkok’s nightlife is famous for its vibrance, variety, and the occasional unexpected twist. We’ve all heard the stories, or maybe even lived some of them. Perhaps there are even tales about the wild things we’ve done ourselves that still resurface in conversation. But what about those nights when you’ve had a few too many drinks, thought you were heading home with one hot specimen of the opposite gender, only to realize later that things weren’t quite as they seemed? Enter the infamous “Tranny Surprise” scenario.

 

I’m curious how often this kind of “miscommunication” really happens and how people react when they find themselves in such a situation. Have you ever had that subtle moment of realization; your back at your place, reach down, and suddenly discover the wrong plumbing? Did it happen once, and you learned your lesson, or has it managed to catch you off guard more than once? And when it did happen, did you roll with it, cancel the undertaking, or perhaps know all along that this was exactly what you were really looking for?

 

No judgment here—just genuinely curious to hear your thoughts and experiences in the context of this ever-unpredictable city, where surprises can be very much part of the "package".

The now defunct bob smith would tell you that it's the best thing that could ever happen to you in Thailand. In fact, he used to say that three a year doesn't make you queer!

[bkk6060]

No, some of us are educated enough to figure it out.

[CharlieH]

Nothing more upsetting than finding out your date has a bigger dk than you ! 😉👍

[Terrance8812]

These girls seem to have all the answers. Bunga Bunga Ding Dong. 
 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-4T0uWypIc/

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

2 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

Taking Someone Home: Ever Reach Down and Get an Unexpected Surprise? 

 

curious how often this kind of “miscommunication” really happens

This is important information, it should be researched before taking home. 

 

Over the many years I've noticed a couple mates of mine take a ladyboy back to their room after I have told them it's a LB. The next morning they make up a story like, OMFG she was a LB, I kicked her out. 

These guys wanted to try, I reckon most times if you take one home you know. 

 

Edited 13 hours ago by SAFETY FIRST

[scubascuba3]

Once you reach professional level is easy to spot, even the ones who visually you can't tell, get them talking that gives it away.

 

If you don't know it's a ladyboy, post op, then it isn't gay, it's only gay if you know it's a man

[RSD1]

5 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Once you reach professional level is easy to spot, even the ones who visually you can't tell, get them talking that gives it away.

 

If you don't know it's a ladyboy, post op, then it isn't gay, it's only gay if you know it's a man

Post op accounts for less than 20% I think. 
 

I think for many guys, though, once the beer goggles are strapped on, the ability to tell the difference probably drops about 50%

[AlexRich]

I think many pretend not to know. Once an old American guy at my gym flicked through some photographs of girls he hired for massage services. They were all very pretty but I had to stop him and let him know that one was a ladyboy … he managed to fake surprise! 

[Yagoda]

2 hours ago, RSD1 said:

The now defunct bob smith would tell you that it's the best thing that could ever happen to you in Thailand. In fact, he used to say that three a year doesn't make you queer!

Where is Bob Smith, this one is perfect.

 

 

[Gsxrnz]

I'm never sure if they're a chick with a d*ck or a bloke with t*ts. 

[RSD1]

4 hours ago, Gsxrnz said:

I'm never sure if they're a chick with a d*ck or a bloke with t*ts. 

Often they are both. 

[RSD1]

8 hours ago, CharlieH said:

Nothing more upsetting than finding out your date has a bigger dk than you ! 😉👍

It probably doesn't happen too much in Thailand though where the locals aren't particularly known for their magnitude in this category.
 

In fact, Thailand is ranked 81 out of 87 countries, thus ranked quite low, along with practically all the other SE Asian countries.

 

That's probably also why it's so easy for Thai ladyboys to cover things up with a bit of duct tape. 

 

At least they outdo the Philippines, Myanmar, and Cambodia:

 

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php

 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by RSD1

[jippytum]

nothing worse when  the panties come off and the undercarriage drops

 

[Kinok Farang]

Once was so drunk that i took a ladyboy home.

Imagine my disappoint when she had a front bottom.

[RSD1]

35 minutes ago, Kinok Farang said:

Once was so drunk that i took a ladyboy home.

Imagine my disappoint when she had a front bottom.

Oh, here we go again, the usual old "I was so drunk" excuse again. Just admit you had some balls across the nose and loved every bit of it. bob smith will be proud!

[RichardColeman]

13 hours ago, swissie said:

20 year old Thai Boys/Ladyboys give better service than 40 year old Thai ladies. Same procedures available at lower cost. Less "afterward" problems usually.

You see that's what I don't get. A man wants a relationship with a LB - full meat and two veg (and pleads not gay) and then stumps up to turn the he into a surgically made she , and then stay with the 'woman'. Rather defeats the purpose of dating a LB in my opinion and not dating a woman originally. I do not care , my opinion , if your woman has a penis she is a man !! and you are gay

[Crossy]

 

 

[Crossy]

Not exactly personal experiences but ...

 

Long, long ago, a group of us who were working in KL went up to Phuket for a mucky long-weekend. As we were crawling out of soi Crocodile having picked up rentals in the Star Bar we saw an American gentleman who, it would seem, had copped a feel as his date was climbing into a tuk-tuk. He was heatedly complaining that there was more there than he'd expected. Our own tuk-tuk whizzed off back to the hotel before we saw the actual outcome.

 

On the same job we were all safely ensconced in the bar of the Subang Hyatt with one of the newly imported chaps from the UK.

There was a well-known and actually quite convincing "person of the not-quite-female persuasion" who our new chap was chatting up.

Of course, those in the know were encouraging him! "Corr, she's a bit of alright; you're in there!"

After a while they both left, separately of course.

About 20 minutes later the phone in the bar rang, it was for our boss (who was the ringleader of course).

"<name of boss>, there's a man in my room and it's not me!"

 

Later, I was working in Bengaluru, India. Nobody, even with the beer-goggles installed, could mistake an Indian eunuch, as they are known, for an actual woman. It's a bloke in a saree, complete with 6 o'clock shadow, adams apple and "husky" voice.

Our tunnelling contractor had a bunch of Thai workers in their camp, in order to keep them alive (Indian food is lethal to Thai's) they had imported a couple of Thai chefs.

Of course both were ladyboys, they spent much of their time strutting around the camp in high-heels and mini-skirts. The locals couldn't tell and several times called the authorities informing them that there was a brothel operating out of the camp!

I did want to take them to Ladies-Night (ladies drink free) at our hotel but unfortunately (maybe fortunately), they were never available.

 

[Kinok Farang]

54 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Oh, here we go again, the usual old "I was so drunk" excuse again. Just admit you had some balls across the nose and loved every bit of it. bob smith will be proud!

Please read it again.I was disappointed because she "wasn't" a ladyboy.

[Baht Simpson]

43 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

.. if your woman has a penis she is a man !! and you are gay

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[MalcolmB]

1 hour ago, RichardColeman said:

I do not care , my opinion , if your woman has a penis she is a man !! and you are gay

Nah, it is prison rules.

if you are giving you are not gay, only if you receive does that make you a tonk.