You could've warned me guys !

[Bens-Journey]

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

[Hummin]

You know you are in Thailand when your finger goes through the toilet paper!

[tomazbodner]

Those unfamiliar with bum-gun should stick to toilet paper. Thai way is putting it in the bin next to toilet seat and not flush it down.

 

Bum gun doesn't have to be squeezed all the way to the end, and on the wall, there is usually a valve where you can set the pressure of it. But you can also set the pressure on the handle itself.

[worgeordie]

Simple things sometimes confuse people ,The bum gun is Thailand's most famous inventions,

you will have no skid marks using the bum gun....

 

regards worgeordie

[scubascuba3]

There you go

[petermik]

A gun at the bum removes the scum........

[Ralf001]

Cold water ?

[Lacessit]

OP, learn to love it.

 

Your finger pressure on the trigger determines the water pressure you get.

 

Gently, a slow flow. More, you can give yourself a free enema if you so wish.

 

You will learn how to point the nozzle in the correct direction. Practice makes perfect.

 

So enjoy Thailand's greatest contribution to world civilization.

[zepplin]

2 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Those unfamiliar with bum-gun should stick to toilet paper. Thai way is putting it in the bin next to toilet seat and not flush it down.

 

Bum gun doesn't have to be squeezed all the way to the end, and on the wall, there is usually a valve where you can set the pressure of it. But you can also set the pressure on the handle itself.

I always explain it this way- if you got <deleted> on your hands , would you wipe it off or wash it off..? Havnt touched toilet paper for 16 years now! 

[marin]

6 minutes ago, zepplin said:

I always explain it this way- if you got <deleted> on your hands , would you wipe it off or wash it off..? Havnt touched toilet paper for 16 years now! 

Exactly 34 years for me. 

[RayWright]

Bum gun, luxury. When I was a lad, it was a squat toilet, ie a hole in the ground, with a bucket of water with a label for administrating the water.

We use to dream of toilet paper.

[ColeBOzbourne]

After the rinse, how do you dry yourself? A cloth towel would be for single-use only and then washed, right? A new, clean towel for each person in the family, each time they poop, to add to the laundry every day. Or do you all share towels? Or do you ignore drying and just accept anal leakage as part of your life? If you dry yourself with tissue, the wet tissue falls to pieces as you use it and sticks in your crack. Any hair down there? Now you have dingle-berries! Forbid the thought that you might have to go #2 at the mall or somewhere public. No cloth towels, you have to use tissue, or sacrifice a sock and toss it in the trash on your way out. 

[HappyExpat57]

When I visit family and friends in the US, I bring a portable bidet. Once you get used to a bum gun, there's no going back.

[black tabby12345]

 I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

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Bum gun can certainly be used like that as well.

When I clean my toilet/bathroom, it is really handy.

Its powerful water jet is quite useful to wash away any dusts and other unwanted stuff off the wall and floor.

As well as cleaning inside the toilet bowl.

 

Hope you soon  become used to it and like it.

 

[hotandsticky]

4 minutes ago, black tabby12345 said:

 I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

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Bum gun can certainly be used like that as well.

When I clean my toilet/bathroom, it is really handy.

Its powerful water jet is quite useful to wash away any dusts and other unwanted stuff off the wall and floor.

As well as cleaning inside the toilet bowl.

 

Hope you soon  become used to it and like it.

 

 

 

I would install one in any house I lived in - Thailand, or overseas.

 

 

Also great for cleaning aircon filters.

[Jonathan Swift]

5 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

It just boils down to trial and error and experimentation. Wear a mask at first until you get the spay under control. Be careful about spraying your giblets all over the place, you might have to hose the whole place down with bleach in that case. Under high pressure it gives an enema at the same time, nice and clean for the ladyboys. You can soap up for a second round and get clean enough for them to eat off of. At the same time you can inspect for hemorrhoids while you're down there. 

[Jonathan Swift]

5 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

Wait, have you come across the squat toilets with the water reservoir and water scoop/bowl yet? And no bum gun? Be afraid, very afraid, especially if you haven't brought your own toilet paper.

[carlyai]

4 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

There you go

I wish everything was that simple.

A clean bum makes the prostrate massager happy. 🙂

[madone]

 

31 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

After the rinse, how do you dry yourself?

 

otherwise blotting with some toilet paper is the way forward

[BillyBobzTeeth]

Try looking under the toilet, if there's an adjustable tap to turn the water off, adjust it a little to reduce the water flow / pressure. 

[Oliver Holzerfilled]

I think this is screen name iteration 5 or 6 at least.

[Will B Good]

Whatever you do....persevere.......Wiping is 1. repulsive, 2. not an option in this climate......you have to keep yourself clinically clean!!!

[LukKrueng]

7 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

Honestly guys you night have warned me !

So... I recently encountered what I now know as a bum gun for the first time. You know, that seemingly harmless little sprayer hanging by the toilet?

Yeah, well, harmless it is not.!

First, I had no idea how to use this thing, to I go in from the front or from behind. Spoiler alert: both ways felt wrong and there were no diagrams or instructions. I first thought it was for cleaning the floor, like a hose pipe or something.

 

Then there’s the water pressure. No one warned me it’s set to strip paint off walls! The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch. And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

 

Anyway, seasoned veterans of the bum gun, I’m begging for your wisdom. What’s the correct technique here? How do you avoids not ending up taking shower!,

And is there a way to adjust the pressure so I don’t need a recovery period afterward?

Give a guy a hand here.I can't be the only one that's had this shock encounter when arriving here?

 

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

How was the first time you had sex? Did you have someone in the room with you to help you find the right place and aim?

[CharlieH]

Troll comment removed.

[Stocky]

7 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

And let’s not even talk about the shock of cold water—no amount of mental preparation could have saved me from that wake-up call.

Shockingly cold water in Thailand?
You'll be lucky

 

Are you sure you're not in a Luton bedsit?

[VBF]

2 hours ago, Jonathan Swift said:

Wait, have you come across the squat toilets with the water reservoir and water scoop/bowl yet? And no bum gun? Be afraid, very afraid, especially if you haven't brought your own toilet paper.

Especially on a moving train, with the track visible below the toilet! 😥

Tip: If travelling by train in Thailand, eat lightly the previous day. 🙄

[VBF]

3 hours ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

After the rinse, how do you dry yourself? A cloth towel would be for single-use only and then washed, right? A new, clean towel for each person in the family, each time they poop, to add to the laundry every day. Or do you all share towels? Or do you ignore drying and just accept anal leakage as part of your life? If you dry yourself with tissue, the wet tissue falls to pieces as you use it and sticks in your crack. Any hair down there? Now you have dingle-berries! Forbid the thought that you might have to go #2 at the mall or somewhere public. No cloth towels, you have to use tissue, or sacrifice a sock and toss it in the trash on your way out. 

Don't bother drying - mostly in Thailand it's hot enough not to bother - I just stand  up and put the trolleys and strides back on 😂

You could shake yer bootie a bit first of course......

[Bundooman]

1. Finish your dump.

 

2. Grasp bum gun with your right hand, by the handle, edge yourself to front of your dump bowl.

 

3. Pointing the gun at your burnt plum at about 2 CMs, (Be careful not to press trigger early of all hell breaks loose) squeeze the trigger slowly, (Pressure warning), and allow water to wash your bum., using your left hand , 2 fingers, to gently caress your said burnt plum, (do not take too much pleasure or time doing this), only long enough to clean your butt.

 

4. When happy all your dump is now down the pan, use some tissue to pat your arse dry. Throw the tissue in the receptacle - not down the pan. If there is no tissue, your kecks will dry it for you when you hoist your trousers.

 

5. Redress, flush the toilet, wash your hands - and walk away, happy in your new-found achievement.

 

Job done!

 

 

[OneMoreFarang]

8 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

The second I squeezed the trigger, I nearly flew off the seat like a low-budget space launch.

Thank you for not including a video.

[Burma Bill]

8 hours ago, Bens-Journey said:

So what other little gems do I need to watch out for here?

 

These - very common in Thailand, especially out in the sticks!

 

No "bum gun", just a plastic bowl, no toilet paper, no wash basin, no soap and a squat loo!

 

Very off putting when seen in restaurants and used by customers who return to the table and then use their hands to pick ice from a bucket and put it into beers.