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6 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

stop being so negative.

 

Elvis.

What if you wake up with a screaming hangover, a mouth that feels like a Roman legion made camp in there, and the girl laying next to you has a 5 oclock shadow. Have a great day!

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41 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Or a cat walks by and bites your leg ,straight to hospital for rabies injections, the sky is grey ,due to

smoke pollution, the sand is dirty and you just stood on a broken bottle ,the sea is full of floating

condoms and human <deleted>, the drinks are a rip off,  that's what it's really like , stop dreaming ....BOB

 

regards Worgeordie

Yeah that's the reality,

Smog, Ferrel animals, expensive drinks even more expensive women, corruption, over-tourism, Motorbike and Jet-ski scams, dangerous roads, dual pricing, political instability, airport queuing etc. other ideas anyone?
I need some of those happy pills

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Posted
4 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Went cycling this morning at MaeJo, not much smog, lake was nice, a little cold at 12c, stopped for 2 coffees at an outside coffee shop total cost 80bht. Passed some cows walking in the road.

Don't really encounter corruption, dual pricing, airport queuing, political instability and my wife is quite a reasonable price.

Life is good!

 

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Very Amoozing, whats his name? Got a feeling this topic is gonna get milked

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Posted
3 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Just take a look around you, a cat walks by and rubs against your leg. The skies are azure blue, the sun is so warm and comforting, the sand is brilliant white and soft under the feet, the women are beautiful, the sea is warm and the drinks are cold.

 

Life really is beautiful in Thailand.

 

Only the music and the dancers the rest is not

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bob, I just took 5 solid dumps in a row, all different colors. I feel like I just saw a rainbow. Life is good. After that I guzzled 3 liters of Chang beer. Now heading over to Soi 6/1 to do the double fisted todger pump with two at the same time like Trump does when he's dancing. It doesn't get any better than this mate. 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

bob, I just took 5 solid dumps in a row, all different colors. I feel like I just saw a rainbow. Life is good. After that I guzzled 3 liters of Chang beer. Now heading over to Soi 6/1 to do the double fisted todger pump with two at the same time like Trump does. It doesn't get any better then this. 

That is a very good impersonation of a Bob/Colin/Elvis etc post!

Well done!

Posted
6 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Just take a look around you, a cat walks by and rubs against your leg. The skies are azure blue, the sun is so warm and comforting, the sand is brilliant white and soft under the feet, the women are beautiful, the sea is warm and the drinks are cold.

 

Life really is beautiful in Thailand.

 

Ah, bobby boob, what a poetic turn of prose from you. One might almost think you have had a sudden epiphany, a grand spiritual awakening to the simple joys of life, a heightened level of enlightenment. 

 

Gone are the tales of Thai doom and debauchery, the battles with taxi drivers, the arguments with waitresses, the scuffs with street touts, the lone crusades against numpties and ne’er do wells. No more are we subjected to accounts of tourist ghetto hardship, motorcycles riding illegally on foot paths, and one star vendettas. No, today, you are a new man, reborn, a philosopher of the tropics, a poet of paradise. Hemingway 2.0!

 

The cat rubs against your leg, a tender reminder that even the smallest creatures seek your approval. The skies stretch endlessly, the sand cushions your weary feet, the sea whispers sweet nothings, and the drinks? Oh, the drinks! Chilled to perfection, each sip of that cheap piss is a new testament to the majesty of your cherished ascent to Nirvana.

 

But tell us, dear bob, is this true bliss or merely the calm before the next sh*t storm? Will tomorrow bring a new drunken revelation about the inherent dangers of sand grain distribution? Will the azure sky suddenly seem too bright, the warm sun too oppressive, the beautiful ladyboys too… abundant? Only time will tell.

 

For now, bask in this moment of serenity from your newly found pain-killer drug addiction, my wisest bob. You deserve it bruv! Absorb the beauty, sip the drink, let the cat love you long time. You have earned this, after all. Even the greatest warriors must take a break from Pattaya baht-bus blues.

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Posted
18 hours ago, PomPolo said:

Yeah that's the reality,

Smog, Ferrel animals, expensive drinks even more expensive women, corruption, over-tourism, Motorbike and Jet-ski scams, dangerous roads, dual pricing, political instability, airport queuing etc. other ideas anyone?
I need some of those happy pills

Many of the negatives are affected by one's lifestyle - as for me none really irk me, I am still in paradise , especially when I see all the problems in my home country both human and natural.

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Posted
20 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Went cycling this morning at MaeJo, not much smog, lake was nice, sun shining, a little cold at 12c, stopped for 2 coffees at an outside coffee shop total cost 80bht. Passed some cows walking in the road.

Don't really encounter corruption, dual pricing, airport queuing, political instability and my wife is quite a reasonable price.

Life is good!

 

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Nice. Did you hang with the cow a bit?. I find that talking to them is a welcome change from arguing with Leftists in the politics forum and twice as intellectual.

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Posted

In order to keep our spirits up we need to kid ourselves that life is beautiful. The reality is that for most human beings, and for most other beings on this planet, life is tough, hard and, sometimes, cruel.

Posted

   For those posting negative comments, try being a 'glass half-full' guy or gal for a week.  You might like it.  Life is, indeed, beautiful.  Treasure every day.  

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Posted
14 minutes ago, wavodavo said:

Looks like bobby is back ! Is there a limit to the number of different  handles one can use on this forum ???

Bob Smith the BarBoy Elvis is an ancillary of another handle, got narrowed down to a couple. It’s the indifference that is a dead giveaway.

Posted
6 minutes ago, newnative said:

   For those posting negative comments, try being a 'glass half-full' guy or gal for a week.  You might like it.  Life is, indeed, beautiful.  Treasure every day.  

Every day is a big bonus!

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