Public Concerns as Naked Foreigner Walks into Phuket Convenience Store

[kiwikeith]

14 hours ago, DonniePeverley said:

 

 

Come on then ... we have two options here ....

 

WAS IT THE STANDARD draft dodging RUSSIAN - ultimately got to be the favourite here. 

 

Or THE BENIDORM CHAV BRIT ?

Maybe trying to dodge the draft by being found I insane 

[Gottfrid]

33 minutes ago, black tabby12345 said:

 

A Butt Naked man walked into a shop.

Instantly reminded me of this movie scene...

 

I know, but that one was awesome. This one, not so much. 😂

[black tabby12345]

1 minute ago, Gottfrid said:

I know, but that one was awesome. This one, not so much. 😂

 

You mean, he better have Big Budging Muscle to impress others with own nudity?

[Wuvu2]

19 hours ago, BritManToo said:

20 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

The video, approximately 1 minute and 15 seconds long, was shared on the Phuket Time social media page on 25 February. The man, believed to be around 45- 55 years old, remains unidentified in terms of name and nationality.

Looks like a Thai to me.

 

Then it should read "The video, approximately 3 cm long"... 🙄

[cookie1974]

Quality tourism at its finest

[Gottfrid]

44 minutes ago, black tabby12345 said:

 

You mean, he better have Big Budging Muscle to impress others with own nudity?

No exactly! I meant that he forgot the sunglasses. 😉 

[wensiensheng]

Good to see that in the light of all the recent farang bad behavior, the police are stepping up their crackdown on not wearing helmets. That’ll stop farang from having it off on the beach and wandering around naked.

 

of course, traffic stops also fill police coffers….

[black tabby12345]

5 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

No exactly! I meant that he forgot the sunglasses. 😉 

 

If he needs it, he will  have to grab it from someone else...

 

 

[Hanuman2547]

He should wear something on his feet.  Would hate to step on a nail, glass, dog poop, etc.  

[Reddavy]

18 hours ago, DonniePeverley said:

When did Phuket go from a beautiful island to this rotten cheap Benidorm party town catering to cheap tourists ?

20 years ago. 🤷🏼

[ignore it]

Naked Foreigner Walks into Phuket Convenience Store

 

...The cashier looks him up and down and says, "Sir, you forgot your face mask."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naked Foreigner Walks into Phuket Convenience Store

[Ratman]

Jail Time Today 

[WDSmart]

Lock him up!

[cheerz]

18 hours ago, connda said:

Personally I think all foreign tourist should be banned from Thailand.  Chiang Mai and Pai were peaceful and laid back after March 2020!  🤔

Maybe, Thailand would go belly up without the tourist dollar Cambodia will maybe accept you

[spidermike007]

19 hours ago, DonniePeverley said:

When did Phuket go from a beautiful island to this rotten cheap Benidorm party town catering to cheap tourists ?

When you have an open arms visa policy and lower the requirements for any nation, in a desperate bid to keep arrival numbers high, during a wartime period in Russia, you are going to invite in the dregs along with vast numbers of other Russians, including the Bratva. Woe is Thailand. 

[Grumpy one]

Maybe he ran out of soap powder on washday, and just made a quick trip to 7/11 

[jomtienisgood]

21 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Unidentified name and nationality according to the report.

So Burmese/Cambodian/Thai/Laos.

Do U care?

[erectem]

I thought the headline "Naked foreigner walks into a Phuket convenience store" was the opening of a joke!

 

Anyone open to filling in the punchline?

[erectem]

I know,  Naked foreigner walks into a Phuket bar.  Asks the bartender "is this a convenience store?" 

[smew]

Let us have more details: 

He went in to buy something to wear, maybe he wardrobe was stolen!!??

 

Land of Siam, land of the free. 

[richard_smith237]

21 hours ago, connda said:

Personally I think all foreign tourist should be banned from Thailand.  Chiang Mai and Pai were peaceful and laid back after March 2020!  🤔

 

Yup... Strip thailand of 20% of its GDP...      Fiscal Policy 101, well done Ms Reeves !!!

[richard_smith237]

18 minutes ago, smew said:

He went in to buy something to wear, maybe he wardrobe was stolen!!??

 

I've seen 'under-crackers' sold in 7-11, but always figured that was for emergency purposes when our forum farang haters forget their panty pads then read a thread like this and get too excited.....

 

..But (no pun)...  how was he going to pay ???...     

[richard_smith237]

2 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

When you have an open arms visa policy and lower the requirements for any nation, in a desperate bid to keep arrival numbers high, during a wartime period in Russia, you are going to invite in the dregs along with vast numbers of other Russians, including the Bratva. Woe is Thailand. 

 

Enough nutters have always been around...  Social media just makes a lot more of it.

 

Back in the day we used to regularly go skinny dipping in Samui when getting out of the clubs....

 

The difference is there weren't a load of Karens with Mobile Phones trying to film it... 

 

Even once (at Uni) had to run around the Uni building stark borrock naked after dropping a pint.... (broad day light)...  

[smew]

11 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

I've seen 'under-crackers' sold in 7-11, but always figured that was for emergency purposes when our forum farang haters forget their panty pads then read a thread like this and get too excited.....

 

..But (no pun)...  how was he going to pay ???...     

you not seen  big bills between his "A" cheeks  

[Burma Bill]

On 2/25/2025 at 12:35 PM, Georgealbert said:

an unidentified man walking completely naked to a convenience store

 

The bare facts of life??

[Radar501]

1 hour ago, erectem said:

I thought the headline "Naked foreigner walks into a Phuket convenience store" was the opening of a joke!

 

Anyone open to filling in the punchline?

 

Naked foreigner walks into a Phuket music store.........

.......and got caught by the organ.

[DaRoadrunner]

How is he going to pay when he gets in the shop?