'My uncle was a weird guy....'

[Robert_Smith]

Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

[Ralf001]

Cool story hansel.

[blaze master]

We really still in the clone wars? 

[Keeps]

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

[Ralf001]

7 minutes ago, Keeps said:

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

 

did he wiggle them ?

[ChumpChange]

Uncle Fester had a wooden leg too… but only when the little blue pills kicked in. Claimed they got his ‘third leg’ to rise, but Aunt Elvira still called it a short stump.

[Keeps]

49 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

did he wiggle them ?

Size of a ripped out fireplace once he had finished.

[pgrahmm]

Must run in the family.....

[champers]

Cannabis or alcohol?

[daveAustin]

wtf

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, champers said:

Cannabis or alcohol?

 

Both, obviously.

 

[theshu25]

Your uncle would be no where as weird as the OP. Now he is weird.

[newbee2022]

15 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

The weirdness is in the blood?

[Thingamabob]

My uncle John arrived in Bangkok in 1946 following his involvement throughout the Burma campaign. Years later he advised me, in my early teens, never to turn down the opportunity of a posting to Bangkok if it was offered. At the time I wondered what on earth he was talking about.....

[HK MacPhooey]

16 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

Woody Allen quote

[Robert_Smith]

27 minutes ago, Thingamabob said:

My uncle John arrived in Bangkok in 1946 following his involvement throughout the Burma campaign. Years later he advised me, in my early teens, never to turn down the opportunity of a posting to Bangkok if it was offered. At the time I wondered what on earth he was talking about.....

how much was a brass back then?

 

bet it was (virtually) free?

 

regards,

bob.

[PattayaParent]

20 hours ago, Keeps said:

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

 

You sure it was his fingers?

[Luuk Chaai]

'My uncle was a weird guy....'

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad you won't see or hear me, As I fiddle about, fiddle about, Fiddle about,