Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

Cool story hansel.

We really still in the clone wars? 

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

7 minutes ago, Keeps said:

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

 

did he wiggle them ?

Uncle Fester had a wooden leg too… but only when the little blue pills kicked in. Claimed they got his ‘third leg’ to rise, but Aunt Elvira still called it a short stump.

49 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

did he wiggle them ?

Size of a ripped out fireplace once he had finished.

Must run in the family.....

Cannabis or alcohol?

wtf

3 hours ago, champers said:

Cannabis or alcohol?

 

Both, obviously.

 

Your uncle would be no where as weird as the OP. Now he is weird.

15 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

The weirdness is in the blood?

My uncle John arrived in Bangkok in 1946 following his involvement throughout the Burma campaign. Years later he advised me, in my early teens, never to turn down the opportunity of a posting to Bangkok if it was offered. At the time I wondered what on earth he was talking about.....

16 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Artificial Legs....

 

Real feet.

 

😂

Woody Allen quote

27 minutes ago, Thingamabob said:

My uncle John arrived in Bangkok in 1946 following his involvement throughout the Burma campaign. Years later he advised me, in my early teens, never to turn down the opportunity of a posting to Bangkok if it was offered. At the time I wondered what on earth he was talking about.....

how much was a brass back then?

 

bet it was (virtually) free?

 

regards,

bob.

20 hours ago, Keeps said:

My uncle was a really bad ventriloquist. He used to sit me on his knee, stick two fingers up my ar$e and tell me not to say anything....

 

You sure it was his fingers?

'My uncle was a weird guy....'

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad you won't see or hear me, As I fiddle about, fiddle about, Fiddle about,