Keir Starmer to ban Ninja Swords

[expat_4_life]

Starmer pledges to ban Ninja swords by the summer, taking bold action.

I have doubts!

If Ninja swords are the problem, does it not stand to reason that Japan would
have more stabbings than the UK? 

Me thinks it is not a Ninja sword problem.
It's the Ninjas.

 

What are your thoughts?

[Yagoda]

We learned in Middle School that running around with a sword in the USA gets you shot.

 

If I was coming out of Walmart and saw someone waving a Ninja sword Id call on Sam Colt.

 

Dont need to ban them then. Examples are always good.

[SunnyinBangrak]

By ignoring the actual problem he will have to end up banning all cutlery. We can then eat with our right hand off a flatbread plate or banana leaf. Probably more sharia compliant anyway. 

We need a Trump clone asap. Tommy seems about our only hope, although at 6.5% they are have pretty much taken over the country and have already elevated themselves above traditional Brits. 

[frank83628]

'Ninja swords' are not the problem, they use everyday kitchen knives that are easily hidden to stab people. The machete stuff is just attention seeking wannabe gangsta crap.

[thaibeachlovers]

18 hours ago, expat_4_life said:

taking bold action.

LOL. More like a poodle yapping, than "bold action". He's probably worried that the peasants might revolt and pitchforks are in short supply.