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Keir Starmer to ban Ninja Swords

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Starmer pledges to ban Ninja swords by the summer, taking bold action.

I have doubts! :jap:

If Ninja swords are the problem, does it not stand to reason that Japan would
have more stabbings than the UK? 

Me thinks it is not a Ninja sword problem.
It's the Ninjas.

 

What are your thoughts?

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We learned in Middle School that running around with a sword in the USA gets you shot.

 

If I was coming out of Walmart and saw someone waving a Ninja sword Id call on Sam Colt.

 

Dont need to ban them then. Examples are always good.

By ignoring the actual problem he will have to end up banning all cutlery. We can then eat with our right hand off a flatbread plate or banana leaf. Probably more sharia compliant anyway. 

We need a Trump clone asap. Tommy seems about our only hope, although at 6.5% they are have pretty much taken over the country and have already elevated themselves above traditional Brits. 

'Ninja swords' are not the problem, they use everyday kitchen knives that are easily hidden to stab people. The machete stuff is just attention seeking wannabe gangsta crap.

18 hours ago, expat_4_life said:

taking bold action.

LOL. More like a poodle yapping, than "bold action". He's probably worried that the peasants might revolt and pitchforks are in short supply.

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