11 hours ago, Stiddle Mump said:

investigate a woman's biorhythm.

whats a biorythm?

how do you investigate it?

why would someone want to investigate it?

what inferences can one make?

19 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

You don't have to get her naked to investigate a woman's biorhythm.

 

Just a hand, foot, or an ear will do it.

 

I don't know how you can put your ear in, but okay.

22 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

You don't have to get her naked to investigate a woman's biorhythm.

 

Just a hand, foot, or an ear will do it.

 

C,mon Owl.......... sense of humor , mi amigo !

18 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

whats a biorythm?

how do you investigate it?

why would someone want to investigate it?

what inferences can one make?

Good questions. I'll answer them.

 

A biorhythm is the natural rhythm that we all have. Just as with the earth itself. A subtle vibration of energy.

 

Touch certain parts of her body. Feel her energy and stroke, pat or lick in time with the rhythm.

 

It is the gateway to her inner-self.

 

One could establish if she is telling the truth when she is talking. One can discover her secret desires.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

I don't know how you can put your ear in, but okay.

It has nothing to do with copulation. No! In fact it is the opposite. It is the spiritual mating of a man and woman. Not at all physical. a sort of coming together. One has to find her biorhythm and match it. Then you are as one.

 

The ancient Chinese knew all about it. Ying and yang. That sort of stuff.

 

11 hours ago, Stiddle Mump said:

pat or lick in time with the rhythm.

Thats if she lets you lick her.

 

What about auras man? Do you believe in auras? What if we could see someone's aura? Wouldnt that tell us what type of person they are? 

 

2 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

It is the gateway to her inner-self.

 

After decades of experience I have learned that every failed Farang/Thai relationship was because the guy was always trying to find the girl's inner-self !

 

The girl's simply want security and somtam !    Pushing them to be more than that always leads to a bad outcome.

 

After many girlfriends answering my question " what do you want,  or what do you think"   and getting the "up to you" response ...... then later acting silly ...

I simply gave in .    Now everything is REALLY up to me .  Period .   And yes,  Ms. Rumak is very  happy .  I would invite everyone to see for themself ... but meeting Farangs is another lesson i learnt the hard way  . 😅

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

Thats if she lets you lick her.

 

What about auras man? Do you believe in auras? What if we could see someone's aura? Wouldnt that tell us what type of person they are? 

 

It might. But one has to be in tune to realise the potential. Most of us men are not.

 

A bit like just missing a radio band and not being able to listen to yer favourite song. All yer get is crackle. But when you are tuned in it's wonderful.

Professor Pigeon has done impressive work in this field.

 

I spoke to him at length, and he told me it started when he was investigating the occurrence of the mysterious hooded clitoris in Brazil. His findings led him down the biorhythm pathway.

 

I learnt the secrets from him. 

 

13 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

It is the spiritual mating of a man and woman. Not at all physical. a sort of coming together. One has to find her biorhythm and match it. Then you are as one.

 

The ancient Chinese knew all about it. Ying and yang. That sort of stuff.

 

 

Sound wonderful. How do you do it, you take the hand. And then?

12 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

After decades of experience I have learned that every failed Farang/Thai relationship was because the guy was always trying to find the girl's inner-self !

 

The girl's simply want security and somtam !    Pushing them to be more than that always leads to a bad outcome.

 

After many girlfriends answering my question " what do you want,  or what do you think"   and getting the "up to you" response ...... then later acting silly ...

I simply gave in .    Now everything is REALLY up to me .  Period .   And yes,  Ms. Rumak is very  happy .  I would invite everyone to see for themself ... but meeting Farangs is another lesson i learnt the hard way  . 😅

 

How do you deal with the extended family? Mother? Sister?

Just now, Cameroni said:

 

Sound wonderful. How do you do it, you take the hand. And then?

Hold the hand and make sure your finger is on the middle knuckle.

 

It's not easy, but try to find first her heart beating. Tap the knuckle with your finger until it perfectly matches her beating.

 

Then move on to the biorhythm. Do this by  executing the gentlest stroking of the middle knuckle. You will soon know when you have it spot on.

On 4/7/2025 at 9:03 PM, Cameroni said:

In a way you're right, this is not an optimal set up, to get them in the house right away. That is why I now also source girls on Bumble locally. So far no luck. One good one got away, but that was my fault.

 

oh boy.... you're bringing back some memories  hahhaa   But one thing, grasshopper..... Bringing them to your house can invite some real problems .

( though i did a few times) .      Ideally better to meet them somewhere else first

20 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

Professor Pigeon has done impressive work in this field.

 

I spoke to him at length, and he told me it started when he was investigating the occurrence of the mysterious hooded clitoris in Brazil. His findings led him down the biorhythm pathway.

 

I learnt the secrets from him. 

 

 

My teacher was Mr Miyagi .  Very simple , he would say : " get on...... get off "

14 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

Hold the hand and make sure your finger is on the middle knuckle.

 

It's not easy, but try to find first her heart beating. Tap the knuckle with your finger until it perfectly matches her beating.

 

Then move on to the biorhythm. Do this by  executing the gentlest stroking of the middle knuckle. You will soon know when you have it spot on.

Is that how you got banned from the hat lady's shop

On 4/1/2025 at 10:33 AM, Cameroni said:

Character is destiny. There are two kinds of women, those women who will stay loyal to you provided the material framework is solid and she is kept away from other "options"; and then there are those women who will cheat on you regardless of the material framework you provide, in fact she will create "options" to cheat.

 

So, whilst we men, often talk about looks, it would be more important to talk about how to vet the character of a Thai woman.  In particular because there are greater difficulties in Thailand 1) broken and disfunctional family life creating impaired or missing integrity 2) financial disadvantages being an incentive to gouge a partner and adopt the gold digger strategy 3) the ability to date highly attractive women who, unfortunately, are often the ones with the least integrity.

 

Therefore let's talk about this. How do you vet for character in a Thai woman?

What a load of crap, don't' get involved with a hooker and find someone who is equal to you. That being said, hookers might be the best choice for many folks here.

16 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

oh boy.... you're bringing back some memories  hahhaa   But one thing, grasshopper..... Bringing them to your house can invite some real problems .

( though i did a few times) .      Ideally better to meet them somewhere else first

 

Tell me about it. I had one crazy one. 22 years old. She was in the house and all I did was tell her my ex was about to call if she could keep quiet. She starts crying, sobbing "I'm also a woman, I need someone"... and in the middle of the night, at 1.30 am, she takes her stuff and leaves my house! I live in a mooban, so she was at the security guard's house. I tell her not to be an idiot, I'll drive her to the airport tomorrow. She, crying, no I have a friend here in Chiang Mai, I will call him. Ah, so then I let her go obviously. But so embarassing with the guards. I was bringing pineapple for days.

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

 

Tell me about it. I had one crazy one. 22 years old. She was in the house and all I did was tell her my ex was about to call if she could keep quiet. She starts crying, sobbing "I'm also a woman, I need someone"... and in the middle of the night, at 1.30 am, she takes her stuff and leaves my house! I live in a mooban, so she was at the security guard's house. I tell her not to be an idiot, I'll drive her to the airport tomorrow. She, crying, no I have a friend here in Chiang Mai, I will call him. Ah, so then I let her go obviously. But so embarassing with the guards. I was bringing pineapple for days.

 

Live by the w hore......... die by the w hore .    Living dangerously, all part of the allure, all part of the adventure  .   

Or maybe one can say :  Better to have loved and lost .... then never to have played at all .  Eventually, though ...... as i have said before.... the "adventure" gets old , as does the adventurer,  and then one starts to write different songs .

"will you still need me,  will you still feed me,  when I'm 64 ? "  

7 hours ago, rumak said:

Live by the w hore......... die by the w hore .    Living dangerously, all part of the allure, all part of the adventure  .   

Sooner or later Cameroni will realize this is what he is doing. Still has not met a "real" Thai woman. 

5 minutes ago, marin said:

Sooner or later Cameroni will realize this is what he is doing. Still has not met a "real" Thai woman. 

 

True..... But, he is single and I personally see nothing wrong in having fun .  The girls he is sourcing are willing participants , looking for short time or even long time gain .

Cameroni does seem to realize the limitations of his choices..... but also bemoans not being able to find a pearl inside his oysters.  ( a little pun there  55)

 

In a previous post I said how learning Thai (little by little) increased the satisfaction I had when spending time with Thai women .  "real"  Thai women , as i think you imply,

offer a chance to interact in a more mature way , but that can be debated  haha.

They are less likely to make a big scene or scratch your car, though.

 

i did not reach the highest echelon of Thai society ( nor did i wish to) ... but did go out with some "educated" non paid for ladies.    Their "maturity"  was not up to Western standards .......... which actually IMO is a blessing .   Intellectual discussions or explaining about the world is best left to having Farang friends .  And anyone looking for that on forums is usually pretty disappointed as well.

 

1 hour ago, marin said:

Sooner or later Cameroni will realize this is what he is doing. Still has not met a "real" Thai woman. 

Nah, easy sex on the first date, and a bit of cash for a "taxi home" is the norm in SEA, Africa and South America.

8 hours ago, rumak said:

 

Live by the w hore......... die by the w hore .    Living dangerously, all part of the allure, all part of the adventure  .   

Or maybe one can say :  Better to have loved and lost .... then never to have played at all .  Eventually, though ...... as i have said before.... the "adventure" gets old , as does the adventurer,  and then one starts to write different songs .

"will you still need me,  will you still feed me,  when I'm 64 ? "  

 

She wasn't a w hore. The problem is even among non-professionals there is a lot of undesirables. This one slipped through my vetting net, because she picked up the phone in bed, naked, and agreed immediately to come to CM. So in the throes of carnal anticipation I neglected to ask if she has children, she did. She also revealed that she worked as a mobilie phone cover salesgirl in a mall and had debts and money problems and tried to ask me for money. So to me she was demoted to a  "does not qualify". 

 

This is the problem, there are a lot of women out there who do not qualify. If you weed out those with children, money problems, bipoloar disorder, sociopaths, narcissists, family issues, you end up with a surprisingly small pool of girls. Even if dating apps seem to suggest an endless ocean. It is not so.

47 minutes ago, rumak said:

True..... But, he is single and I personally see nothing wrong in having fun .  The girls he is sourcing are willing participants , looking for short time or even long time gain .

Cameroni does seem to realize the limitations of his choices..... but also bemoans not being able to find a pearl inside his oysters.  ( a little pun there  55)

 

In a previous post I said how learning Thai (little by little) increased the satisfaction I had when spending time with Thai women .  "real"  Thai women , as i think you imply,

offer a chance to interact in a more mature way , but that can be debated  haha.

They are less likely to make a big scene or scratch your car, though.

 

i did not reach the highest echelon of Thai society ( nor did i wish to) ... but did go out with some "educated" non paid for ladies.    Their "maturity"  was not up to Western standards .......... which actually IMO is a blessing .   Intellectual discussions or explaining about the world is best left to having Farang friends .  And anyone looking for that on forums is usually pretty disappointed as well.

 

It's not true. Of course I have met "real" Thai women. The women I met are as real as any others, they're not holographs. Of course I have met more serious girls, who own businesses, who seek to improve themselves, whose English is better. By definition there are less of these of course.

 

Sure you want to have fun whilst you search, but I am searching for a pearl indeed, not just having fun. Pearls, alas, are very elusive and hard to find. And you have to sift through a lot of dirt before you find the gold nugget.

11 hours ago, Cameroni said:

She also revealed that she worked as a mobilie phone cover salesgirl in a mall and had debts and money problems and tried to ask me for money. So to me she was demoted to a  "does not qualify". 

 

I don't agree that this should disqualify her. Her debts are an opportunity for you. She needs your help, so unless she has a rotten personality, she will "love you long-time" precisely because you are filling an important need and helping her get out of debt. 

 

Not only that, but it can be an opportunity for you to help her to make more money, rather than just giving her money. Ie maybe you can finance her to go to school to study sth that will bring in income, etc ... and again, unless she is a rotten person, she will appreciate this and this can create a deeper bond between you and her. 

 

9 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

Of course I have met more serious girls, who own businesses, who seek to improve themselves, whose English is better. By definition there are less of these of course.

But they also have sex on the first date and appreciate the 'taxi fare' to get home in the morning.

18 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

But they also have sex on the first date and appreciate the 'taxi fare' to get home in the morning.

 

Yeah, definitely don't ask them to pay their share for lunch, lol.

19 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

I don't agree that this should disqualify her. Her debts are an opportunity for you. She needs your help, so unless she has a rotten personality, she will "love you long-time" precisely because you are filling an important need and helping her get out of debt. 

 

Not only that, but it can be an opportunity for you to help her to make more money, rather than just giving her money. Ie maybe you can finance her to go to school to study sth that will bring in income, etc ... and again, unless she is a rotten person, she will appreciate this and this can create a deeper bond between you and her. 

 

 

Well, it wasn't just that she was in a dire financial situation and had placed her kid with her mother. It was also the fact that she had a kid, I didn't like her personality, she didn't seem genuine, though a lovely smile, there was not much there. It was the whole package of things. 

 

But having a kid would be a non-negotiable reason to disqualify for me. And she had a kid.

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

 

It's not true. Of course I have met "real" Thai women. The women I met are as real as any others, they're not holographs. Of course I have met more serious girls, who own businesses, who seek to improve themselves, whose English is better. By definition there are less of these of course.

 

Sure you want to have fun whilst you search, but I am searching for a pearl indeed, not just having fun. Pearls, alas, are very elusive and hard to find. And you have to sift through a lot of dirt before you find the gold nugget.

 

 I believe you.  Sometimes I put a generalization out there and see what comes back😎

Congrats for not firing back what an a-hole i am .

And the w hore thing was kinda tongue in cheek ... not implying that is all you encounter.   But many are seeking some monetary gain , chai mai ?

At 53,  if you're as good looking and charming as i was then you should be doing very well .  hahahaha ( need to say something to rile up the anti rumak crowd) . 

And forty years ago I couldn't even get salesgirls in dept. stores to go out with me.

Damn, cost me a few shirts trying with one .  

 

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

Pearls, alas, are very elusive and hard to find. And you have to sift through a lot of dirt before you find the gold nugget.

 

Thailand is FULL of disgruntled guys that thought they had found a gold nugget .

Year after year the shine starts to wear off ,  and much of the worth has been transferred to the "nuggets"  side of the ledger.

 

I think relationships everywhere are a real roll of the dice.   vetting does sort out some,

but only time determines what people are really like .... not to mention whether lasting love even exists .   well, for some maybe 

 

remember, if you are a man with a healthy libido ......... being "faithful"  means repressing a lot .    Many things in life are trade offs

11 minutes ago, rumak said:

But many are seeking some monetary gain

 

It would be best if we always assume a woman will do what is best for her. This does not mean a woman will gouge you for money and straight out ask you to pay her rent (as the mooban refugee did). But, of course they will do what is best for her. But it is not enough that you show you have money. You have to convince her that you would take care of her reliably and long term. If she distrusts you, even if she knows you have money, she would not hitch her star to your wagon.

 

And just as we have other concerns apart from our fundamental looks preference, so does she have other concerns apart from our solvency. Are we kind, easy going, these sorts of things.

 

So yes, all women will want to improve their financial situation. But it is about much more than that.