Upon The Crimson Cap

[save the frogs]

This is pure genius. I asked ChatGPT for a Shakesearean Sonnet in the spirit of Trump/MAGA

For some a tyrant and for others a savior ... brilliant!

 

Sonnet: Upon the Crimson Cap

Upon a gilded throne he made his claim,
With boastful tongue and locks of fiery hue,
He cried, “Make great again our land and name!”
And throngs arose, as if his words were true.

The mighty walls he vowed would pierce the sky,
While truth and jest did oft in battle meet.
He ruled by tweet, where falcons dare not fly,
And danced through storms upon unsteady feet.

His foes did bray with fire and righteous ire,
Yet still his standard flew through dusk and dawn.
For some, a tyrant wrapped in proud attire;
For others, savior when all hope seemed gone.

Thus rings the tale in lands of red and blue—
Where truth is bent, and legends feel like new.