For me Koh Lanta takes the cake, talk about dull! Everything closes at 8..

 

Hua Hin a close 2nd.

2 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

For me Koh Lanta takes the cake, talk about dull! Everything closes at 8..

 

Hua Hin a close 2nd.

Phimai

 

All of Bob Smith's topics on Thailand, nearly as dull as a playlist of all of Trump's rallies on shuffle. 

 

Reading your posts Bob

Just now, FriscoKid said:

All of Bob Smith's topics on Thailand, nearly as dull as a playlist of all of Trump's rallies on shuffle. 

 

It's about as miserable as it gets out there right now, Han. 

 

And the tourists are going elsewhere.

I found Lampang to be fairly dull. Expected more but was disappointed. Nice enough place but wouldn't hurry to return.

13 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

It's about as miserable as it gets out there right now, Han. 

 

And the tourists are going elsewhere.

 

The absolute definition of dull in Thailand? Perched at a bar in Soi 6 while Bob’s upstairs trying to find the G-spot on a lady named Somchai, who’s got a five o’clock shadow that puts mine to shame. About as thrilling as a baht bus tour of Pattaya kebab shops, mid-monsoon, during low season.

Open your eyes, Han.

 

Thailand ain't all that..

 

That's why everyone is going to Vietnam. 

40 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

For me Koh Lanta takes the cake, talk about dull! Everything closes at 8..

 

Hua Hin a close 2nd.

 

You bring the dull to Thailand.  

3 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Open your eyes, Han.

 

Thailand ain't all that..

 

That's why everyone is going to Vietnam. 

 

The definition of dull in Saigon? Slouched on a plastic stool in District 1, waiting for Bob to finish canoodling with a “freelancer” named Minh who’s got broader shoulders than both of us put together. About as exciting as a GrabBike tour of Ho Chi Minh City’s knockoff sneaker stalls during a power cut.

1 minute ago, TedG said:

 

You bring the dull to Thailand.  

No.

 

Thailand is the epitome of dull right now.

 

You are in denial.

1 minute ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Thailand is the epitome of dull right now.

Needs more Rooskies, innit. 

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Needs more Rooskies, innit. 

Needs more English.

8 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Thailand ain't all that..

Oh, but how about the service in Thailand, Bob? Their million dollar smiles? The cold beer? The burgers? 

Just now, FriscoKid said:

Oh, but how about the service in Thailand, Bob? Their million dollar smiles? The cold beer? The burgers? 

Fake smiles? No thanks.

1 minute ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Fake smiles? No thanks.

But at least they aren't lazy and fat, right?

Lanta is a high season/low season place Bob, or whichever Forum nic you want to go by.

 

Now, yes, quiet, winds blowing onshore, lots of blown in trash on the beaches. You want to be helpful, go pick up some trash.

 

High season, December-May, Lanta is great. Off shore winds white sand, green water heaven, pubs with bands at night. Saladan town seafood, epic.

 

 

Just now, FriscoKid said:

But at least they aren't lazy and fat, right?

Plenty plumpers about these days.

 

Too much KFC and iced coffees.. 

1 minute ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Plenty plumpers about these days.

 

Too much KFC and iced coffees.. 

 

But at least everything is so cheap and cheerful and there aren't any dodgy ripoffs, right Bob?

1 minute ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Plenty plumpers about these days.

 

Too much KFC and iced coffees.. 

I'm sure you're an image of Adonis. 

2 minutes ago, TedG said:

I'm sure you're an image of Adonis. 

How did you know?

 

Well chisled me.

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

 

But at least everything is so cheap and cheerful and there aren't any dodgy ripoffs, right Bob?

It's crap here, Dr. Jones.

 

Just admit it and move on.

8 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

It's crap here, Dr. Jones.

 

Just admit it and move on.

I’ve moved on. I’m in Kobe now. But you’d rather sat there whinging in your mingling apartment behind a Bua Khao bar than grow a pair and move somewhere with proper food and women that don’t smell like Red Bull and regret.

24 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

It's crap here, Dr. Jones.

 

Just admit it and move on.

 

Move on and shut up. 

38 minutes ago, TedG said:

 

Move on and shut up. 

You shut up.

4 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

You shut up.

 

 

 

The place Bob lives 

Just now, still kicking said:

The place Bob lives 

In your head, rent free??

Songkla

1 minute ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

In your head, rent free??

I got a big head