You shouldn't be asking questions like that, as you should simply be of the belief that everything that comes from my mouth and the mouth of my boy scout SEC DEF are true. We are great men and we are great leaders and can't you see the kind of success that we're having in this Great War? I am the new American king. I guess the reason why the allies are not coming to our rescue in the strait might have something to do with the fact that I insulted and abused, and scorned and humiliated them for over a year, somehow I didn't think that was going to have any blowback. But then again I don't really think too much, so I guess maybe that's part of the problem. It's just not fair, don't they know who I am? Don't they know how great I am? Don't they know that I am the most incredible human being on the planet? Don't they realize I'm the smartest guy in America? Don't they know how handsome I am? I'm am so confused, flustered, unhappy and bitter. Nobody can question me.
