I am amazed that there have been no sheep sha**er joke, you are all too kind!

That wasnt me in Pattaya, there must be two of us bumpkins out here.

I am amazed that there have been no sheep sha**er joke, you are all too kind!

That wasnt me in Pattaya, there must be two of us bumpkins out here.

Swindon must have been deserted that day then

Who have you lads got this Saturday then?

The sheep jibes are confined to the rugby forum mate , those lads in there can't take banter though, far too serious for us in here.

We have Tranmere at home on Sat. Quite pleased with how we are doing this season but after watching Swindon for so long I know not to get too hopeful. In the last 15 or so years have gone from old div 4 to premiership back to league 2 so stability isnt something im used to.

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

Me, Nottingham Forest........Doncaster next victims for us this Saturday

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Or have an all dayer in the cemetary

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Or have an all dayer in the cemetary

Nah buddy. I'm off watching Brazil City tomorrow Then it's back for a p1ss up with the lads for the Rugby. Where's that Rugby emoticon when you need it

Swindon v Tranmere Swindon have a defensive injury crisis as Ady Williams, Jack Smith and Sam Collins are all out with injuries.

Defender Jamie Vincent is recovering from a calf strain, but striker Barry Corr and defender Andrew Nicholas could feature at the County Ground.

Tranmere striker Chris Greenacre could return after two games out with blisters on his foot. Midfielder Adnan Ahmed has been called up by Pakistan, but keeper Danny Coyne returns from international duty.

"Go The Rovers"

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Or have an all dayer in the cemetary

Nah buddy. I'm off watching Brazil City tomorrow Then it's back for a p1ss up with the lads for the Rugby. Where's that Rugby emoticon when you need it

You know that Jock has already warned me about the use of the R word in this forum

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Or have an all dayer in the cemetary

Nah buddy. I'm off watching Brazil City tomorrow Then it's back for a p1ss up with the lads for the Rugby. Where's that Rugby emoticon when you need it

You know that Jock has already warned me about the use of the R word in this forum

I think it's OK to use on this special day. After today we won't mention it again for another 4 years

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Swindon 1 v Tranmere 0

Oh Bother & Damnation

Rochdale drew again yesterday. Upto 14th now

Ive looked through some of the past messages but who do all of you support?

The mighty Rochdale

Playing Brentford at home tomorrow. Won't be going though, unless i need Pie and Peas

Or have an all dayer in the cemetary

Nah buddy. I'm off watching Brazil City tomorrow Then it's back for a p1ss up with the lads for the Rugby. Where's that Rugby emoticon when you need it

You know that Jock has already warned me about the use of the R word in this forum

I think it's OK to use on this special day. After today we won't mention it again for another 4 years

Its never ok. Please refrain from using the R word in here.

0 - 0 draw with the big guns of Doncaster last Saturday. At least it keeps the unbeaten run going to 8 games

Bring on the Hatters (Luton) this Saturday, The injuries are almost clear so the full might of the Garibaldi Reds will soon be unleashed upon the rest of L1

Rochdale have a long jouney tomorrow. To Morcambe Was there once a joke about Morcambe, that they stand dead up at bus stops to make the place look busy

Don't they have all those eastern european illegal imigrants picking sea shrimps or what ever at Morcambe ?

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

Don't they have all those eastern european illegal imigrants picking sea shrimps or what ever at Morcambe ?

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

Cockle pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Police have found 18 pairs of shoes in Morecambe bay, they were all winkle pickers.

Due to recent bad weather Morecambe council have reviewed their sea defences after they found several chinks in their harbour wall.

One of the Chinese at Morecambe phoned his mum on a mobile before he drowned, she asked where are you ringing from, he replied from the waist downwards!

Police have named 5 of the victims who died at Morecambe Bay at the weekend. They are, 1. Way Ding, 2. Drow Ning, 3. Sin King, 4. Lef Too Dy, and 5. Ty Dis Hi

What's the difference between the tide and immigration officers? At least the tide catches the bastards!

New entry into the Chinese charts, straight in at number 1... The Tide Is High (but I'm holding on)

Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle-picking trip, it has been decided to open up the trip to Turks, Afghans and Iraqis.

Police have named 4 more of the Chinese cockle pickers, Lin Tu Deep, Swim Lo, Fuk en Nippy and Mee Cants Wim

Don't they have all those eastern european illegal imigrants picking sea shrimps or what ever at Morcambe ?

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

Cockle pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Police have found 18 pairs of shoes in Morecambe bay, they were all winkle pickers.

Due to recent bad weather Morecambe council have reviewed their sea defences after they found several chinks in their harbour wall.

One of the Chinese at Morecambe phoned his mum on a mobile before he drowned, she asked where are you ringing from, he replied from the waist downwards!

Police have named 5 of the victims who died at Morecambe Bay at the weekend. They are, 1. Way Ding, 2. Drow Ning, 3. Sin King, 4. Lef Too Dy, and 5. Ty Dis Hi

What's the difference between the tide and immigration officers? At least the tide catches the bastards!

New entry into the Chinese charts, straight in at number 1... The Tide Is High (but I'm holding on)

Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle-picking trip, it has been decided to open up the trip to Turks, Afghans and Iraqis.

Police have named 4 more of the Chinese cockle pickers, Lin Tu Deep, Swim Lo, Fuk en Nippy and Mee Cants Wim

I like it Ken

Stick Around Chavy.

You Ain't Heard Nothing Yet.........

Stick Around Chavy.

You Ain't Heard Nothing Yet.........

I'd love to mate but that's it for me today. I'm off to Kanchanaburi on the p...err...for a relaxing long weekend

Stick Around Chavy.

You Ain't Heard Nothing Yet.........

I'd love to mate but that's it for me today. I'm off to Kanchanaburi on the p...err...for a relaxing long weekend

See you in a week or so as I'm off to Oz on monday for a weeks R & R

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

No I won't be going buddy. I will be watching the Chelsea and City game on my PC. The quality is pretty good and i have a digital projector. Connect it all together and project onto a wall. Me and my brother love it, especially for the 3o'clock games when we are playing away, as most pubs don't show the games.

Don't they have all those eastern european illegal imigrants picking sea shrimps or what ever at Morcambe ?

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

Cockle pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Police have found 18 pairs of shoes in Morecambe bay, they were all winkle pickers.

Due to recent bad weather Morecambe council have reviewed their sea defences after they found several chinks in their harbour wall.

One of the Chinese at Morecambe phoned his mum on a mobile before he drowned, she asked where are you ringing from, he replied from the waist downwards!

Police have named 5 of the victims who died at Morecambe Bay at the weekend. They are, 1. Way Ding, 2. Drow Ning, 3. Sin King, 4. Lef Too Dy, and 5. Ty Dis Hi

What's the difference between the tide and immigration officers? At least the tide catches the bastards!

New entry into the Chinese charts, straight in at number 1... The Tide Is High (but I'm holding on)

Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle-picking trip, it has been decided to open up the trip to Turks, Afghans and Iraqis.

Police have named 4 more of the Chinese cockle pickers, Lin Tu Deep, Swim Lo, Fuk en Nippy and Mee Cants Wim

Excellent Ken, not heard of quite a few of those.

Good luck to you all this weekend. Swindon have the mighty Port Vale. We are 7th they are 23rd. So if I know Swindon it will be a 2 -1 defeat for us!

Missed the whole of last weekends footie due to being in some wooden house arounf Buriram with cows and Thai wiskey for company.

Don't they have all those eastern european illegal imigrants picking sea shrimps or what ever at Morcambe ?

Are you making the trek Mr BJ ? The sea air will do you good

Cockle pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Police have found 18 pairs of shoes in Morecambe bay, they were all winkle pickers.

Due to recent bad weather Morecambe council have reviewed their sea defences after they found several chinks in their harbour wall.

One of the Chinese at Morecambe phoned his mum on a mobile before he drowned, she asked where are you ringing from, he replied from the waist downwards!

Police have named 5 of the victims who died at Morecambe Bay at the weekend. They are, 1. Way Ding, 2. Drow Ning, 3. Sin King, 4. Lef Too Dy, and 5. Ty Dis Hi

What's the difference between the tide and immigration officers? At least the tide catches the bastards!

New entry into the Chinese charts, straight in at number 1... The Tide Is High (but I'm holding on)

Because of the recent success of the Chinese cockle-picking trip, it has been decided to open up the trip to Turks, Afghans and Iraqis.

Police have named 4 more of the Chinese cockle pickers, Lin Tu Deep, Swim Lo, Fuk en Nippy and Mee Cants Wim

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Whilst I'm in a funny mood, Tranmere play Huddersfield tonight.

............But don't wait up as it will probably be another dour draw.

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Tranmere Rovers 3 v Huddersfield Town 0

Yes !! ..

Luton 2-1 Forest useless. Sack the manager.

Luton 2-1 Forest useless. Sack the manager.

Nice little trip to Lincoln in the 1st round of the FA Cup. Could be make or break for the manager. I think you said you had a bit of a soft spot for the Imps?