After encountering countless videos of people randomly twerking online, I’ve landed upon a simple query.

Why the ferk do people twerk?

One might initially conclude that it is a form of core strengthening exercise. But after long hours of careful observation and extensive video analysis, I have compiled a list of what could be the five most likely explanations.

1. An insect crawled up the bung.

2. Emergency attempt to dislodge a wedgie of catastrophic proportions.

3. Trying to shake loose a coin that fell down the back of the trousers.

4. Attempting to dry their backside after sitting on something dodgy.

5. Practicing posterior gyration techniques to apply for a job as a window cleaner.

If the person is undressed, you might suspect they are trying to pinch a loaf. In his case, though, he likely didn’t realize the camera was still rolling once he was alone, after his entourage of generals had left the building. Still, it makes you wonder how many people secretly practice their moves like this when they think no one else is watching.

Every breath you take...

ok,watched and analyzed .

One thought that came up,i imagine him in a 3some like this.

The question is not who are the other two but what their position would be?

Not sure you got the original clip there. The edited version you posted somehow has Susan Khaosokman Harris missing. When you see the unedited one, everything suddenly makes a lot more sense.