For instance the heart is not heart shaped....at all......and liver spots are not shaped like the liver either....go figure!!!

Gaul bladder stones are not shaped like Gaul?

Go figure Chow ya a genuis aint ya! Check out the adams apple area that looks nothing like an adams apple, even though nobody knows really what adams apple looked like...or maybe Eve does....hmmmmm

Gaul bladder stones are not shaped like Gaul?

What was Gaul shape like as it was a region in Western Europe it would be odd shaped and have cities towering from it!

Gaul bladder stones are not shaped like Gaul?

What was Gaul shape like as it was a region in Western Europe it would be odd shaped and have cities towering from it!

That would make it look like a 200,000 km2 genital wart.

The kidney is not... oh, hold on it is.

The gonads are... oh, hold on they are.

I'll have to get back to you on this one!

eye teeth are not shaped like eyes

and cauliflower ears don't look much like ears or cauliflowers

Go figure Chow ya a genuis aint ya! Check out the adams apple area that looks nothing like an adams apple, even though nobody knows really what adams apple looked like...or maybe Eve does....hmmmmm

What has this picture of a rocket-powered bird that has dived head-first into someones upper chest got to do with Adams Apple - which I thought derived from the bit of Eve's apple that stuck in his throat - 'coz he was a good boy and didn't want to disobey Big Daddy - but as she was the only available woman telling him to get on with it - he got screwed! (So did she )

My Balls.

Last time I checked they were more oval shaped, like an egg.

My Balls.

Last time I checked they were more oval shaped, like an egg.

Like a rugby ball - or an Aussie Rules ball - or - heaven forbid I should mention this in the same breath - an American football. (although that has a more pointy-head appearance)

no.

like an egg

well, two eggs.

and those balls should be called ovals.

balls should be round and -- oh never mind Yogi!

no.

like an egg

well, two eggs.

and those balls should be called ovals.

balls should be round and -- oh never mind Yogi!

The English play cricket at the Oval, using a round ball - also play rounders with a round ball - but the septics call that softball - played with a hard ball.

Life is too complicated.

no.

like an egg

well, two eggs.

and those balls should be called ovals.

Hens' eggs or duck eggs - no real problem

Swans eggs or ostrich eggs - see a doctor

Blue tit eggs, chaffinch eggs - replace with onions (cocktail onions or olives not allowed)(interferes with the G&T after work)

When you perform the wai (Thai greeting posture for hands) you put your left palm on your right palm....notice how they are shaped the same...your left hand is shaped like your right hand and your right hand is shaped like your left hand.

Now get a friend and put your hands together palm to palm. Notice how your right hand is shaped like their left hand and vise versa both ways....BUT....AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART SO WAKE UP!!!...your right hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR RIGHT HAND AND your left hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR LEFT HAND!!! Put the palms together and try it right hand to right hand!!! It just doesn't work and it is obvious that the right hands are not the same!!!!

This proves that the right hand is not shaped like the right hand at all but is actually shaped like the left hand and the left hand is not shaped like the left hand at all but is actually shaped like the right hand.

Go figure!!!!

he looks totally different than one of my body parts...

might have to do with the different last name...

Toe nails..................OUCH

is a colon shaped like this : ?

When you perform the wai (Thai greeting posture for hands) you put your left palm on your right palm....notice how they are shaped the same...your left hand is shaped like your right hand and your right hand is shaped like your left hand.

Now get a friend and put your hands together palm to palm. Notice how your right hand is shaped like their left hand and vise versa both ways....BUT....AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART SO WAKE UP!!!...your right hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR RIGHT HAND AND your left hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR LEFT HAND!!! Put the palms together and try it right hand to right hand!!! It just doesn't work and it is obvious that the right hands are not the same!!!!

This proves that the right hand is not shaped like the right hand at all but is actually shaped like the left hand and the left hand is not shaped like the left hand at all but is actually shaped like the right hand.

Go figure!!!!

Chownah me ol' mucka: You missed out one vital point - which incidentally is entirely on topic - the palm of your hands are NOT shaped like palm leaves.

When you perform the wai (Thai greeting posture for hands) you put your left palm on your right palm....notice how they are shaped the same...your left hand is shaped like your right hand and your right hand is shaped like your left hand.

Now get a friend and put your hands together palm to palm. Notice how your right hand is shaped like their left hand and vise versa both ways....BUT....AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART SO WAKE UP!!!...your right hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR RIGHT HAND AND your left hand IS NOT SHAPED LIKE THEIR LEFT HAND!!! Put the palms together and try it right hand to right hand!!! It just doesn't work and it is obvious that the right hands are not the same!!!!

This proves that the right hand is not shaped like the right hand at all but is actually shaped like the left hand and the left hand is not shaped like the left hand at all but is actually shaped like the right hand.

Go figure!!!!

Chownah me ol' mucka: You missed out one vital point - which incidentally is entirely on topic - the palm of your hands are NOT shaped like palm leaves.

My eyesight is kind of bad but is there hair on palm leaves?

My eyesight is kind of bad but is there hair on palm leaves?

Knot if you use Palm Oil whilst pulling youself together

Why do we have so many "Organs" in our body and I am tone deaf, Kan Knot play a tune.......

What are "The Eyes of March" ???? from Shake-my-Spare?

That meal was every "Tooth-some". What is that all about?

Wisdom Teeth, does that make you any wiser????

And what is with "The Biblical Cord"? Sometink to do with the bible

On and off topic.

One nose this is a poultry effort, but Kwai do we name the back end of poultry a "Parson's Nose". Did they in the past have to sniff the dead chick ...................................

Kan Win

For about half of the human population your head is not shaped like your head.

For about half of the human population your head is not shaped like your head.

Dunno. I seen a few people with mushroom heads!

As a kid i wondered;

"That (points) does not look like a male hen!"

As a kid i wondered;

"That (points) does not look like a male hen!"

Please elaborate, I don't understand what you mean.

As a kid i wondered;

"That (points) does not look like a male hen!"

Please elaborate, I don't understand what you mean.

Never mind Tiger, we'll tell you when you're older. Actually mine's been that well hidden for that long I've forgotten what it looks like.

My Balls.

Last time I checked they were more oval shaped, like an egg.

Recalls the old saw about the two girls looking up stuff in the encyclopedia (God , that's hard to spell).

When they checked "testicles" they read they were "the size and shape of a plover's egg".

"Well now we know how big a plover's egg is" says one.

Sinuses are not sinusoidal.

My Balls.

Last time I checked they were more oval shaped, like an egg.

Recalls the old saw about the two girls looking up stuff in the encyclopedia (God , that's hard to spell).

When they checked "testicles" they read they were "the size and shape of a plover's egg".

"Well now we know how big a plover's egg is" says one.

Brill, it really did make me laugh out loud.

I went on a wonderful holiday to the Islets of Langerhans.................

A pancreas is not pan shaped.