I was thinking about how liver spots are not shaped like a liver and I was thinking that if someone asked just what WAS the shape of a liver if it would be possible to make a computer program so that if you took pictures of all the liver spots in the world and fed them into the computer it would come up with the true shape of a liver by excluding all the shapes of all the liver spots in the world.

Is this possible?

If I write this program will I get a noble prize, honorable mention in a science fair, or some other coveted award?

Chownah

I like roast potatoes with brown gravy.

I like roast potatoes with brown gravy.

You are off topic unless it is liver gravy....please clarify.

Actually, if you clarify the gravey it would properly be called an aspic and I really don't know what aspic of this thread you want to talk about.

And speaking of aspic isn't that what you use when your hemoroids itch?

Share with us your earliest experiences of taking mind altering substances, I think it may help us all to understand you better...

Actually, if you clarify the gravey it would properly be called an aspic (Ohh no you wood not . This wood be called a demi-glaze) and I really don't know what aspic of this thread you want to talk about. FOOD

1. The convenience of aspic for use in garnishing and for moulded meat entrees is frequently overlooked, or thought to be too much trouble to undertake.

2. It may be made in half an hour from clear consomme and gelatine, or by simmering a strong solution of extract of beef, with the seasonings that would be used in making the consomme.

Kan Win

What is it with Chownah/bedlams obsession with shapes at present...I think people may have contracted the weird disorder of spaghetti shapes...

Look closely and think, when you last had them it was longtime ago but you can still fall into thier grasp.....look closerrrrr....regressssss.....

The only way it makes sense is that Chownah is Professor Denzil Dexter.

Professor Denzil Dexter, University of Southern California: We took four laboratory mice, and for six days exposed them to Mozart's Clarinet Quintet. After the six days was over, we then placed an actual clarinet inside the cage with the mice, to see if the mice had grasped the subtle nuances of classical music. The results were disappointing. Next time, we will feed and water the mice. Now, Dave with a sideways look at Deoxyribo-Nucleic-Acid. Dave...

Why can't...why can't I just say DNA? It's so hard that.

The Fast Show

Black, black, crawl on your hands and knees to your impending doom!

- Johnny Nice Painter

Does black have a shape?

Ask Johnny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrlTrQrZrOc

speaking of shapes and sizes, seen this: johnny Depp on the last fast show ever

(cheers Rob, it came upas a "related vdo" from your link)

includes outtakes during the

credits/

Does black have a shape?

oh if it does, i bet its sinister.

What about blue then, is the shape of blue sad?

I have pondered this Q. My lab said blue was shaped like play. Thai male said pink was shaped like a belly rub. Thai ridge bitch said black was shaped like a big mac.

I have pondered this Q. My lab said blue was shaped like play. Thai male said pink was shaped like a belly rub. Thai ridge bitch said black was shaped like a big mac.

And brown is shaped like a big steaming.....

I still like roast potatoes and brown gravy.

(P.S. Yellow = Banana)

heeeeheeee good laughs. Thaddy, you put me off bananas. steaming...pot of...tea, right? go to bed 86, you had too many thingeys. 55555

I have pondered this Q. My lab said blue was shaped like play. Thai male said pink was shaped like a belly rub. Thai ridge bitch said black was shaped like a big mac.

And brown is shaped like a big steaming.....

Liver spot?

Actually mine seem to be formed over old scar tissue on the backs of my hands. You know those ones from the days before I bought the first set of ring spanners?

Not to me Suegha, blue is a happy colour, the sea, blue skies etc. I never understood why people who sung the blues were so glum.

(P.S. Yellow = Banana)

Does this happen to anyone else?

I make a comment like that, just something that popped into my head (which can be a scary place) and then a thread like this one appears in a totally different sub-forum.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...=139818&hl=

Is Liverpool shaped like a liver

Not to me Suegha, blue is a happy colour, the sea, blue skies etc. I never understood why people who sung the blues were so glum.

I agree. Feeling blue has nothing to do with the colour blue!

However, Yellow, which regardless of the link above, does not equal bananas, it equals sunflowers!

Oh, both yellow and sunflowers are happy shaped!

Is Liverpool shaped like a liver

No, and neither is it shaped like a pool!

Is Liverpool shaped like a liver

No, and neither is it shaped like a pool!

OK but i think Blackpool is shaped like a sad puddle

Oh, both yellow and sunflowers are happy shaped!

Just like submarines

Is Liverpool shaped like a liver

No, and neither is it shaped like a pool!

OK OK OK...thanks suegha....this is a good start.....OK we know that Liverpool is not shaped like a pool..on that we can all agree.....now.....using my software we need to make a long list of things that are not shaped like a pool and when that list gets long enough then my software will exclude all the shapes on the list and end up with the shape of a pool.

Got it? Ok let's start making a very long list of things that are not shaped like a pool...I'll start with pre-masticated tubors and cooked blood is not shaped like a pool....OK....who's next?

Chownahhahahha

I once had a friend who had a pool in the shape of a kidney.

I once had a friend who had a pool in the shape of a kidney.

Great, we can use this as a check on the shape that my software comes up with....ok then....on to the task at hand which is a very long list of things that ARE NOT shaped like a pool......