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I Don't Understand

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Oops, sorry for off topic

totster :D

What is a topic? I don't understand. :o

This is bedlam & tuky seems to be looking for a pat on the back for a record number (??) of profile views. Ahhhh its Bedlam. That is the way I understand it. :D

Actually that is not the case at all mate, I don't like attention on the internet, it has caused me nothing but trouble in the past. It has kinda spooked me and I was hoping somebody might know why my views have spiked like that. Perhaps another website have been having a go at me with a link to my profile or something...

In reality I am not that interesting to have gained more views than JD, the Doc and nearly as many as George so something must have happened to draw so many.

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BTW Totster the one2car website right clicking doesn't work. Never mind as I close them as soon as I can anyway.

In reality I am not that interesting...

Crabs are boring.

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:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Crabs are actually an intellectual challenge....Darling I got them off the toilet seat, just doesn't cut it anymore. One has to be far more creative.

Actually that is not the case at all mate, I don't like attention on the internet, it has caused me nothing but trouble in the past. It has kinda spooked me and I was hoping somebody might know why my views have spiked like that. Perhaps another website have been having a go at me with a link to my profile or something...

In reality I am not that interesting to have gained more views than JD, the Doc and nearly as many as George so something must have happened to draw so many.

The avatar is kind of mesmerising. Not heaps of board members checking it out???? :D

I have found through observation that I get about one board member view to every four anonimous views. If you are worried about it (rightly so if another web-site is slandering your internet identity :o ), maybe the stat. software can run a comparisson between registered views & anonimous views. If heaps of views are coming of a link I am sure there is ping & trace software on the server as well.

Cheers man.

In reality I am not that interesting...

Crabs are boring.

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:D

Is that a crab? I always thought it was a spider. :o

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In reality I am not that interesting...

Crabs are boring.

av-5463.gif

:D

Is that a crab? I always thought it was a spider. :o

I was thinking spider also...

I was thinking spider also...

It's only got six legs.

I was thinking spider also...

It's only got six legs.

& two eyes. Don't spiders have more than two?

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Aren't the 4th pair of legs raised in attack mode? also I believe the red eyes are compound eyes :D:o

I was thinking spider also...

It's only got six legs.

Actually, it could be an arachnid as it does have 8 legs.

Check out the shadows on the ground... 2 raised legs as well as 2 antennae.

Where's Chonabot... he'd know for sure.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Check out the shadows on the ground... 2 raised legs as well as 2 antennae.

So it has, had to zoom in quite a bit to see it though and it looks even nastier then.

My, this thread has turned out interesting after all. :o

I dislike that creepy creature. hope its not crawling towards me :o

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I dislike that creepy creature. hope its not crawling towards me :o

I had hoped it would scare people away...didn't turn out that way...it seems the only person scared is my friend... :D

I dislike that creepy creature. hope its not crawling towards me :o

it is crawling towards you, and at its current speed it should reach your bed about 30 minutes after you fall asleep tonight. :D

it should reach your bed about 30 minutes after you fall asleep tonight. :o

good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :D

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it should reach your bed about 30 minutes after you fall asleep tonight. :o

good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :D

What do you say Lads...is that in invitation? :D

:D:D

^ :D

it should reach your bed about 30 minutes after you fall asleep tonight. :o

good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :D

its ok, ive told it to hide in your room and patiently wait until you fall asleep. You will know it has finally arrived when you feel something crawling up and down your arm when you are sleeping.

good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :o

What do you say Lads...is that in invitation? :D

:D:D

if you are admitting to being creepy :D

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good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :o

What do you say Lads...is that in invitation? :D

:bah::D

if you are admitting to being creepy :D

touché

:D

good thing I aint sleeping then. will be waiting :o

What do you say Lads...is that in invitation? :D

:bah::D

if you are admitting to being creepy :D

yes, when and where :D

In reality I am not that interesting...

Crabs are boring.

:o

pun intended ?

Better finding that spider outside one's room than this:

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Found it curled outside my bedroom door this afternoon when I woke up from a nap. Needless to say, the scream of "SNAKE" could be heard down the road :D I'd much prefer a big spider to a one meter king cobra :o

Better finding that spider outside one's room than this:

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Found it curled outside my bedroom door this afternoon when I woke up from a nap. Needless to say, the scream of "SNAKE" could be heard down the road :D I'd much prefer a big spider to a one meter king cobra :o

Would you prefer a one metre spider or a one metre king cobra?

It looks bigger than a metre in the photo, scary!

Better finding that spider outside one's room than this:

post-4641-1191667285_thumb.jpg

Found it curled outside my bedroom door this afternoon when I woke up from a nap. Needless to say, the scream of "SNAKE" could be heard down the road :D I'd much prefer a big spider to a one meter king cobra :o

You think that is a snake? This baby was over 4m long.

Snake.wmv

Eat you heart out.

BTW - My staff wanted me to kill it for dinner - no way - beautiful creature!

Soundman.

Better finding that spider outside one's room than this:

post-4641-1191667285_thumb.jpg

Found it curled outside my bedroom door this afternoon when I woke up from a nap. Needless to say, the scream of "SNAKE" could be heard down the road :D I'd much prefer a big spider to a one meter king cobra :o

You think that is a snake? This baby was over 4m long.

Snake.wmv

Eat you heart out.

BTW - My staff wanted me to kill it for dinner - no way - beautiful creature!

Soundman.

Ah the ngoe Singh , the like and eat it here all the time .

I had several of them searching my ground .

i sorry to say but I do kill them , can't afford to make a mistake in spieces while my kid is walking around

one day and ouch .......

A few days ago I was in the local ex-pat bar, and after a couple of beers the call of nature was soon to follow.... while relieving this symptom I felt something on my foot, I looked down to find a scorpion atop of my trainers, a couple of shakes of the obvious, a quick zip movement and a very nervous shake of my right foot alleviated the situation somewhat.

I went to the bar kitchen and grabbed a rice bowl, scooped the thing up and showed it to Leung Daeng and asked if it was dangerous, he said "black, small claws, big tail, yes"

There was quite a commotion when I carried the small bowl with the allegedly dangerous contents through the bar to let it roam free.

I woke up the next day and kicked myself.

Better finding that spider outside one's room than this:

post-4641-1191667285_thumb.jpg

Found it curled outside my bedroom door this afternoon when I woke up from a nap. Needless to say, the scream of "SNAKE" could be heard down the road :D I'd much prefer a big spider to a one meter king cobra :o

Would you prefer a one metre spider or a one metre king cobra?

Spider all the way chownah!

Charlottes Web was a favorite of mine as a kid. Spiders do not creep me out. Snakes don't either, I just don't like finding one curled up outside my bedroom door. I'm kinda weird that way :D

bugs dont creep me out except maybe grub-type wormy things and freaky multi-limbed scarpy things. I actually enjoy the feel of creatures like lizards and snakes, so long as not poisonous/dangerous. On the whole i prefer to view bugs at a distance or behind glass tanks ^^.

As for Charlottes Web, i was about 4 or 5 yrs old when i saw it in a community centre with parents and their kids watching. I sobbed my heart out for Charlotte and no matter what people offered to buy me..ice cream, milkshake, etc, i wouldnt accept. Nothing could console me. All i wanted was Charlotte back and alive. I couldnt comprehend why wilbur was so blase' about the death of his best friend! My wee mind was thinking the room of smiling people after the movie were a bunch of heartless monsters. :o I was a sensitive wee soul, wut can i say. Got a barricaded heart now though. ;P

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