Carlos Tevez

I'm sure his mum loves him

Anyone know how he got that huge scar on his neck?

Accident with boiling water when he was a kid.

Cheers

Come on TP, you're gonna make me post a picture aren't you, bad man....!

Like I said, ugly <deleted>....!

redrus

They're both facially challenged

Carlos Tevez

I'm sure his mum loves him

Anyone know how he got that huge scar on his neck?

Could it be after looking in the mirror ?

Phil Thompson......

I beleive his Autobiography is called Pinnochio. Nose bloody wonder.

Looks like that "hooter's" been through the wars a bit

Is this player named "hooter's" and has he been through wars?

I think in Britain,the word "hooter" means nose;so it might fit this player's picture . or did you mean something else?

I'm pleased to see the sub-section "Hair Styles" getting a showing..

And perhaps we can include a translation section for zaza and others..

Hooter.. Nose, snout, schnozz, schnozzle, conk, bill or beak etc.

I'm pleased to see the sub-section "Hair Styles" getting a showing..

And perhaps we can include a translation section for zaza and others..

Hooter.. Nose, snout, schnozz, schnozzle, conk, bill or beak etc.

Oh ; thanks for this help cause honestly I hardly can speak and understand English

Looks like that "hooter's" been through the wars a bit

Is this player named "hooter's" and has he been through wars?

I think in Britain,the word "hooter" means nose;so it might fit this player's picture . or did you mean something else?

His name is Steve Ogrizovic. If you saw him play you'd see the wars he went through

Looks like that "hooter's" been through the wars a bit

Is this player named "hooter's" and has he been through wars?

I think in Britain,the word "hooter" means nose;so it might fit this player's picture . or did you mean something else?

His name is Steve Ogrizovic. If you saw him play you'd see the wars he went through

and he was a scouser , not good enough for us though , thank <deleted> .... ugly bloke

True enough scouse mate. I remember Coventry stealing him off ya & your lot ending up with Mike Hooper

Carlos Tevez

I'm sure his mum loves him

Anyone know how he got that huge scar on his neck?

He was involved in a car crash when young, the injury is a fire scar....!

Mr B, no bitterness at all, I didn't know the ugly <deleted> ever even played for us....!

redrus

Mr B, no bitterness at all, I didn't know the ugly <deleted> ever even played for us....!

Really I thought that's why you where giving him so much grief. He is an ugly bar steward though

But not as much as Tevez and Rooney. United are at the top of the "Ugly Mugs Table.....by a mile

Don't be daft, I reckon ours evens out, we've got some of the better lookers too. Don't forget, you've got Richard Dunne, he makes 3 Rooney's or 2 Tevez'z....!

redrus

But not as much as Tevez and Rooney. United are at the top of the "Ugly Mugs Table.....by a mile

Yeah, and when you consider they've got Edwin Van Der Sar, Rio Ferdinand, Gary Neville, Michael Carrick and Paul Scholes in the side, that makes them really top of the pile!

But not as much as Tevez and Rooney. United are at the top of the "Ugly Mugs Table.....by a mile

Yeah, and when you consider they've got Edwin Van Der Sar, Rio Ferdinand, Gary Neville, Michael Carrick and Paul Scholes in the side, that makes them really top of the pile!

Here we go.....

ABU massive in effect in de area, big up the cat walk models in the Ciddy team, nuff respec to the 12th front cover in a row on Mens Health for Derby County, remind me who are they again....!

Come on lads, we know its hard to beat us but, is this really the way, your players are uglier than my players no, yours are uglier than mine....!

Fact, there are not many good looking footballers anywhere....!

redrus

Fact, there are not many good looking footballers anywhere....!

On that, we will definately agree.

But ours are still better looking than yours

And so are our fans

Fact, there are not many good looking footballers anywhere....!

On that, we will definately agree.

But ours are still better looking than yours

And so are our fans Even the ones dressed as seats....?

Yeah yeah, and your MD's not dodgier than a Scouser in a suit....!

redrus

Fact, there are not many good looking footballers anywhere....!

On that, we will definately agree.

But ours are still better looking than yours

And so are our fans Even the ones dressed as seats....?

Yeah yeah, and your MD's not dodgier than a Scouser in a suit....!

redrus

No, but he is uglier (staying on topic)

Agreed....!

redrus

Fact, there are not many good looking footballers anywhere....!

On that, we will definately agree.

But ours are still better looking than yours

And so are our fans Even the ones dressed as seats....?

Yeah yeah, and your MD's not dodgier than a Scouser in a suit....!

redrus

Innocent .

Lier....!

redrus

Jim Leighton - in the ruggedly handsome section

and in the Bad Hair Day Catergory

Carlos Valderama

bad hair category:

I know he's the so-called pretty boy but.........come on............he is wearing a hairband.

a hairband.

a man wearing a hairband.

bad hair category:

I know he's the so-called pretty boy but.........come on............he is wearing a hairband.

a hairband.

a man wearing a hairband.

Chavy, this is what you would call a metrosexual man. He is also nornmaly heavily under the thumb of his missus

Pretty Scary

pretty good football player, as well

I can recall a small discussion on football players looks the other evening with Chavy, Legag, Mig et al....

Legag couldn't remember Peter Beradsley, so thought I'd post a nice picture of the "Hunchback" on the forum.

Really quite scary.

Any other suggestions and pictures of player with terrible haircuts et al.

Why would anyone be interested in these sods ... get a life

I can recall a small discussion on football players looks the other evening with Chavy, Legag, Mig et al....

Legag couldn't remember Peter Beradsley, so thought I'd post a nice picture of the "Hunchback" on the forum.

Really quite scary.

Any other suggestions and pictures of player with terrible haircuts et al.

Why would anyone be interested in these sods ... get a life

And why do you troll in the football forum? Get a life

I can recall a small discussion on football players looks the other evening with Chavy, Legag, Mig et al....

Legag couldn't remember Peter Beradsley, so thought I'd post a nice picture of the "Hunchback" on the forum.

Really quite scary.

Any other suggestions and pictures of player with terrible haircuts et al.

Why would anyone be interested in these sods ... get a life

And why do you troll in the football forum? Get a life

must be a brit

I can recall a small discussion on football players looks the other evening with Chavy, Legag, Mig et al....

Legag couldn't remember Peter Beradsley, so thought I'd post a nice picture of the "Hunchback" on the forum.

Really quite scary.

Any other suggestions and pictures of player with terrible haircuts et al.

Why would anyone be interested in these sods ... get a life

And why do you troll in the football forum? Get a life

must be a brit

Still curious, why you feel the need to post in this forum if you have nothing to say.

Must be a sep$%8.

I can recall a small discussion on football players looks the other evening with Chavy, Legag, Mig et al....

Legag couldn't remember Peter Beradsley, so thought I'd post a nice picture of the "Hunchback" on the forum.

Really quite scary.

Any other suggestions and pictures of player with terrible haircuts et al.

Why would anyone be interested in these sods ... get a life

And why do you troll in the football forum? Get a life

must be a brit

Still curious, why you feel the need to post in this forum if you have nothing to say.

Must be a sep$%8.

Nothing happening in the American "football" forum I suspect.

I see now Toadie about the metrosexual man. But, you've seen my hair mate & I think we agree a hair band is not required

Game4shame.... have you been to Thailand lately? The Thai guys don't give it a second thought wearing a hair band...& that's the straght guys